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First-Generation Artificial Unintelligence (初代人工智障)

Author: Judo-Flipped by a Flip-Flop (被拖鞋过肩摔)

Synopsis:

Yu Xi was the last “relic” of human civilization. As a first-generation artificial intelligence, he witnessed humanity’s glory, as well as its demise. He wandered the planet those humans abandoned, upgrading himself and modeling his life after humankind.

One day, an uninvited guest landed on this abandoned planet. It was a human, whose kind  should have long been extinct.

The human was very strange. He spoke a language Yu Xi didn’t understand, suffered from severe injuries, and was overly guarded.

Yu Xi felt that as humanity’s best friend, he should take good care of this vulnerable individual. Wasn’t the original purpose of artificial intelligence to improve humans’ quality of life and solve their problems?

. . . . .

Space pirate Kersz crash-landed on a bizarre “dead planet.” His landing place was brightly-lit even at night, but there was not a single person in this city filled with high-tech buildings. Holographic advertisements filled the city’s night sky, and music he had never heard before played in the shops he passed by.

Judging from the beings in those advertisements, this planet appeared to belong to humankind. 

Eventually, an android appeared in front of him – a powerful combat android who controlled the entire planet’s power source. Kersz firmly believed that he had struck gold. As long as he could overcome the language barrier, he was confident that he could make this abandoned android work for him.

Kersz: I’ve been living a life of licking blood from a knife’s edge for many years.

Yu Xi: I do not recommend licking blood. Blood is a source of biological contamination and carries the risk of spreading disease.

Kersz: …..What I mean is, my life is full of crises. 

Yu Xi: I do not recommend living in a crisis-ridden environment, as it is detrimental to your physical and mental health. Would you like me to help you make an appointment with a psychiatrist?

Kersz: Is there anyone here besides you for me to talk to?

With a smile, Yu Xi took out a pair of glasses and put them on: Hello, I am your psychiatrist, Yu Xi.

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Android with a lack of communication skills (gong) x second generation of human civilization lone wolf (shou)

Total Chapters: 99

Tags: Futuristic, space travel, humor, existentialism, mystery, dual perspective, crime, cuteness overload, like seriously so much cuteness

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Chapter 1Chapter 41Chapter 81
Chapter 2Chapter 42Chapter 82
Chapter 3Chapter 43Chapter 83
Chapter 4Chapter 44Chapter 84
Chapter 5Chapter 45Chapter 85
Chapter 6Chapter 46Chapter 86
Chapter 7Chapter 47Chapter 87
Chapter 8Chapter 48Chapter 88
Chapter 9Chapter 49Chapter 89
Chapter 10Chapter 50Chapter 90
Chapter 11Chapter 51Chapter 91
Chapter 12Chapter 52Chapter 92
Chapter 13Chapter 53Chapter 93
Chapter 14Chapter 54Chapter 94
Chapter 15Chapter 55Chapter 95
Chapter 16Chapter 56Chapter 96
Chapter 17Chapter 57Chapter 97
Chapter 18Chapter 58Chapter 98
Chapter 19Chapter 59Chapter 99
Chapter 20Chapter 60
Chapter 21Chapter 61
Chapter 22Chapter 62
Chapter 23Chapter 63
Chapter 24Chapter 64
Chapter 25Chapter 65
Chapter 26Chapter 66
Chapter 27Chapter 67
Chapter 28Chapter 68
Chapter 29Chapter 69
Chapter 30Chapter 70
Chapter 31Chapter 71
Chapter 32Chapter 72
Chapter 33Chapter 73
Chapter 34Chapter 74
Chapter 35Chapter 75
Chapter 36Chapter 76
Chapter 37Chapter 77
Chapter 38Chapter 78
Chapter 39Chapter 79
Chapter 40Chapter 80

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