After Being Forced to Marry the Evil Star General – Chapter Fourteen

The house had already prepared breakfast, and as soon as the two of them entered the courtyard, the maids served it up one after the other.

Yan Mingting ordered the cook to make some steamed buns, then sat down to eat. Taking a few big mouthfuls, he found that Zhao Yelan was looking at the table in boredom and asked, “Why don’t you eat?”

“Not hungry.” Zhao Yelan had no appetite.

“You said you didn’t eat enough.” Yan Mingting said, “What did you eat?”

Zhao Yelan glanced at him arrogantly: “Regardless, it was richer than what is on your table.”

“No matter how rich the food is, if the diner doesn’t like it, it’s a waste.” Yan Mingting smiled and continued to eat.

After marching for many years, he had always had a good appetite. Eating fast and in large amounts, he ate half the table without knowing it.

Zhao Yelan was stunned: “Have you not eaten for hundreds of years?”

Yan Mingting chewed quickly and gave a hearty smile: “Sometimes the military rations were not enough, and the soldiers were either starving or digging the roots of wild vegetables. When we had hot food, we couldn’t wait to swallow it right away, unlike you who are well-clothed and well-fed. You don’t understand the preciousness of food.”

Zhao Yelan was silent.

“Have you ever gone hungry?” Yan Mingting asked.

“How could I not have.”

It happened that the buns were delivered to the table. Zhao Yelan picked up a hot bun and broke it. The juice flowed out along the thin skin, releasing its fragrance. He took a bite and ate slowly.

“When?” Yan Mingting became interested.

“It’s none of your business, just eat your share, ba.” Zhao Yelan no longer responded to him, and quietly finished eating a bun. Yan Mingting picked another one for him and set it on his plate.

Zhao Yelan didn’t refuse, and finished another one.

“I told you the cook in our mansion is good.” Yan Mingting raised his eyebrows triumphantly, and then pretended to be sad, saying, “Don’t always give the cook a cold shoulder. Be careful not to dishearten him, yesterday I saw him secretly wiping away tears in the kitchen.”

“……” Zhao Yelan resisted the urge to hit him. Then he was taken aback, and said seriously, “What do you mean, ‘our?’”

“Hey, family doesn’t have to stand on ceremony.”

“Go away.” Zhao Yelan returned to his room expressionlessly, called Gao Tan in, and asked, “What is going on in the mansion these days?”

“Going on?” Gao Tan scratched his head and recalled, “Playing flower drum?”[1]

“……”

“It’s interesting, Housekeeper Qin taught me how, and it’s fun to play with everyone,” Gao Tan said with a smile.

“……” Zhao Yelan tapped him on the head. “I’m talking about news about me and Yan Mingting, such as……affection between couples, or something.”

“Affection between couples, ah……oh, I see! Everyone is saying that you and the general are playing adult games, so I went to ask Housekeeper Qin, and he taught me how to play flower drums.”

Zhao Yelan: “Adult games?”

“En.”

“I see, you go out first.”

Since Gao Tan obviously didn’t even know what “adult games” were, then the people in the General’s Mansion probably didn’t spread the night’s incident to the outside world.

If the Emperor knew, there could only be two reasons. One was that an informant was planted in the General’s Mansion. But the servants in the General’s Mansion were all familiar people from many years ago, when Zhao Xuan was just a prince with no power. It was impossible for him to have planned this such a long time ago.

It could only be the other reason – The Gold Collar Guard.

The Imperial City had guards to maintain security, but the world was unaware of another organization – The Gold Collar Guard was a group of dead soldiers[2] organized by Zhao Xuan in his early years. Proficient in martial arts, well-trained, and loyal, they followed orders covertly.

He only learned of the existence of this group of people after being besieged with Zhao Xuan.

There was a time when there were many assassination attempts on him, so Zhao Xuan sent a small team to protect him. Ordinarily, no one could detect the traces of this group at all. They were a strong shield.

But now, they were a thorn in his side.

When Yan Mingting said before that “there is someone on the roof,” was it just to tease him, or was there really someone there, and it just happened that Gao Tan didn’t see them?

Regardless, planting people to monitor him without his consent would not be tolerated.

The problem was, since he didn’t have the manpower to defeat the Gold Collar Guard, not to mention blatantly killing the Emperor’s people, the solution to this problem still needed some thought.

After one morning, the news of Zhao Yelan’s demotion spread all over the capital. This matter was being discussed in the streets and alleys, and although opinions differed, there was no doubt that they were all gloating.

It was rare for anyone in the gambling hall to mention this sort of business, but likely because everyone had witnessed Zhao Yelan coming to gamble with their own eyes, they talked about it enthusiastically.

Standing by the gambling table, Li Yucheng couldn’t help but laugh when he heard that Zhao Yelan had been sent to the Imperial Academy: “Retribution, this is all retribution!”

“Young master, you can’t gamble anymore, the master is already angry,” a servant boy reminded him from the side.

“This young master is already in a good mood today. All these things, I’ll bet all of them!” Li Yucheng placed his bets with such arrogance, and then lost all his money, but he was not angry, and walked out of the gambling house cheerfully.

“Zhao Yelan, Zhao Yelan, your day has come as well.” Li Yucheng rubbed his hands expectantly, turned his head, and told the servant, “Has he been out of the house recently? You go find a few people. Cover your face, and find a chance when he’s alone……remember to keep it secret.”

“Yes.”

After plotting loudly, Li Yucheng swaggered forward and left the gambling house with a cheerful expression, not noticing the doorman standing at the door, who immediately turned and went up to the second floor.

The people in the General’s Mansion naturally heard about the rumors that spread outside. The servants discussed in private and immediately felt that they had won another round. The master had been demoted, let them see how long those servants of the Zhao family could hold their heads high.

Housekeeper Qin found Yan Mingting, who was practicing his sword. With a heavy heart, he said: “General, your wife was demoted just after you were married, so will you also be……”

Yan Mingting stopped and took a handkerchief out to wipe his sweat, but felt that it was not enough. After returning to the room, he washed his hands with cold water to wash away the smell of sweat.

Watching this series of actions, Housekeeper Qin was dumbfounded. It was hard to believe that this was the easygoing person who had entered the battlefield countless times with his father since he was a child.

“No, it was inevitable that he would be demoted. He knew it himself that this would happen, have you ever seen him so calm? What’s more, he relied on the Emperor to reach his high position, so as long as the Emperor became unhappy, he would have to withdraw at any time.”

Yan Mingting picked up another handkerchief to wipe the water off, and used it to wipe his scabbard. “I’m different. I’m the son of Duke Ding, a first-rank general, and the commander of the Yan family army. Even if he no longer favors me, he still has to give me face.”

Housekeeper Qin seemed to see the old general before him. No, he was more energetic, proud, and confident than the old general. He smiled and nodded: “As the general says…….only, do you want to go see Furen?”

“See him?”

“Yes, ah, Furen must be very sad now,” Housekeeper Qin said in a considerate manner.

Although he didn’t like his new master, Zhao Yelan would also implicate the General’s Mansion if something serious happened, not to mention the fact that the two of them had a “husband and wife” relationship. He persuaded: “Since you are now united, you should face difficulties together and overcome them together, ah.”

“With him?” Yan Mingting didn’t think Zhao Yelan would be sad, but after thinking about it, he went to the mansion to search for him.

“He is in the back courtyard,” Housekeeper Qin said.

Not expecting this, Yan Mingting raised his eyebrows. He strode towards the back courtyard, a little worried that Zhao Yelan would be unhappy and kill all the chickens in the pen. He couldn’t finish eating so many chickens in a day or two.

Fortunately, all the chickens in the pen survived. He turned and caught a glimpse of a figure fishing by the fish pond.

Gao Tan was squatting beside him, murmuring something. When he heard footsteps, he turned his head to greet the general and stood aside to stand guard.

“Hey, are you fishing?” Yan Mingting walked over.

Zhao Yelan didn’t turn his head, continuing to stare at the hook. “You ask when you already know the answer.”

“How are you feeling now?” Yan Mingting asked bluntly.

“Feeling?”

“There are rumors going around outside.”

“What does it have to do with me?”

Yan Mingting turned back and shrugged at Housekeeper Qin, signaling that this man did not need comfort. Housekeeper Qin gave him a meaningful look – this is Furen putting on a brave face, it’s just the time to comfort him!

Yan Mingting asked: “What would you like to have for lunch?”

“Why? What do you want to eat?” Zhao Yelan raised his head to look at him. The sun was a little dazzling, and his pupils shrank slightly, his eyelashes fluttering like dragonflies in the sunlight.

“Dragonflies.”

“……I didn’t know that the General has such strange tastes that he likes to eat dragonflies.”

“No, it’s not that.” Yan Mingting waved his hand briefly, then bent down and pointed to his eyelashes with a smile. “I mean, your eyelashes kind of look like dragonflies.”

“……” Zhao Yelan was stunned for a moment, then turned his face away like nothing had occurred, staring at the hook in a daze. “I can’t catch any.”

Yan Mingting wanted to persuade him to be patient, as fishing was not easy and not something that could be accomplished overnight, but the other person said: “You go get me some.”

“Me?” Yan Mingting pointed to himself.

“En, I’m hungry.” Zhao Yelan tilted his head. His face was covered with a layer of gentle sunlight, his expression was soft, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. “Aren’t you good at martial arts? Quickly grab one and braise it.”

Yan Mingting was quite pleased. He went down two steps to stand by the fish pond, and observed quietly for a while before quickly pulling out his sword. He deftly inserted it into the water, and when he took it out again, a perch was impaled upon it, frantically flicking its tail.

“Is one enough?” Yan Mingting asked.

Zhao Yelan looked directly at him and smiled lightly. It was as if a calm lake was touched by the feet of a bird, causing layers of ripples that formed a beautiful trap.

“Not enough.”

Yan Mingting went to fish for several more.

Housekeeper Qin was very pleased to see it, but couldn’t help but want to persuade him to change his tool. This sword was a precious weapon bestowed by the Emperor, ah. Using it to spear fish was too excessive!

In the end, a total of six fish were caught. Yan Mingting said regretfully: “So many, how can I finish them? What a waste.”

“Don’t you have a few subordinates? They come to the house every day. Let’s have them eat lunch together today,” Zhao Yelan said.

“Really?” Yan Mingting was slightly surprised. “You actually took the initiative to invite them for lunch?”

“Didn’t you say it was a waste?” Zhao Yelan’s face straightened. “If you don’t want to, then forget it. Throw them away if you can’t eat them.”

“No, I’ll talk to them later.”

He Cuizhang and the rest would come to the General’s Mansion to discuss important matters these days, and they occasionally smelled the fragrance of the kitchen, so they left quickly, for fear of staying and having dinner with Zhao Yelan. According to He Cuizhang’s report, this group of lieutenant generals had listed eating with Zhao Yelan as the third most difficult thing they encountered after returning to Beijing.

However, as soon as they arrived at the mansion today, they were persuaded  by Yan Mingting to stay.

At mealtime, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. Finally, Zhong Yuehong stood up first to wash her hands, and the others followed suit.

Zhao Yelan nodded in satisfaction: “At will, everyone.”

The result of letting this group of military officials do whatever they wanted was that he didn’t have enough to eat. A table of vegetables and six fish was not enough for them all.

Putting down the bowls and chopsticks, they felt belatedly embarrassed again, and smiled awkwardly.

Seeing this, Yan Mingting turned his head and was about to order the kitchen to make more, but was stopped by Zhao Yelan: “Don’t bother, I’m going out for a while.”

“Where are you going?”

“Huichun Tower.”

“Look how finicky you are.” Yan Mingting immediately ordered the kitchen to prepare more.

A vein twitched on Zhao Yelan’s forehead. He kept smiling: “By the way, let’s go to the gambling hall to redeem your sword.”

Everyone was astonished. Yan Mingting said in disbelief: “Are you serious? You’re going to help me redeem it?”

Zhao Yelan nodded and looked at the table calmly: “It’s just as a thank-you for these few fish.”

Ai, with our relationship, why are you being polite?” Yan Mingting stood up and urged, “What are you waiting for, let’s go together.”

The subordinates also breathed a sigh of relief. Although the sword was not something expensive, people who practiced martial arts treated their swords as treasures. Losing it to the gambling hall was really neglectful.

“Although, I went to the shopkeeper before, and he refused to return the property to the original owner,” Zhong Yuehong said.

“That only shows that the money you gave wasn’t enough.” Zhao Yelan took out a stack of bank notes. “Gamblers only have money in their eyes.”

Everyone was taken aback by the generous brush he conveniently took out, and thought it made sense, so they went together to get the sword.

He Cuizhong suddenly felt that something was wrong, and pulled Zhong Yuehong over to whisper: “It’s strange, he obviously lost the General’s sword and should be the one to get it back, so why do we still feel so grateful now?

Zhong Yuehong: “ ! ”

The group of people came to the gambling hall in a grandiose manner. Zhao Yelan said: “Just wait here, lest anyone be too afraid to move when they see your swords.”

“Alright.” Yan Mingting and his subordinates waited at the gate. The swords and knives on the waists of this group made them daunting, and no one dared to approach them at all.

Suddenly, there was the sound of fighting inside.

Several people rushed in quickly and saw Zhao Yelan being grabbed by the collar by a man in black and thrown towards the wall.

Before anyone could react, Yan Mingting exerted strength in his feet and leaped onto a table with good form, taking two or three steps forward to catch Zhao Yelan.

“Are you all right?”

Zhao Yelan looked at him in panic: “There are more than one of them.”

Yan Mingting looked over and found a few suspicious people among the shocked crowd around him. His men started to move immediately, and he rushed directly toward the man in black.

There was instant commotion in the gambling hall. Tables and chairs were split apart and swept around the room. The sound of swords colliding was frightening, and the people rushed out with their arms covering their heads.

Li Yucheng was caught in the crowd. He looked back at the man in black who was fighting Yan Mingting, and said in surprise: “Where did you find this person? I just wanted to teach Zhao Yelan a lesson, I didn’t want him to actually die! How can I explain it if he dies!”

“I didn’t find this person!” The servant boy said anxiously. “I only found a few ruffians, and they’ve already been caught by those military officials!”

“Where did the man in black come from?!”

As soon as these words were spoken, the roof of the gambling hall suddenly broke open. The man in black jumped out, followed by Yan Mingting, and the two started fighting hand-to-hand on the roof.

Yan Mingting noticed that the other’s collar had several patterns embroidered with gold thread. Unlike ordinary nightwear, this should be from an organization.

At this time, other men in black suddenly poured out from all directions, besieging them. There was gold thread on their collars.

Yan Mingting drew out the sword at his waist, unsheathed the sharp blade, and slashed at them with an awe-inspiring sword aura.

He Cuizhang and the others came out and joined the battle together, and soon gained the upper hand.

This group of people were obviously martial artists. Yan Mingting was originally concerned about keeping them alive, but the other party had completely hit his weak point. With a cold look in his eyes, he struck quickly and ruthlessly. The vigilance gained through years of experience allowed him to always predict his opponent’s moves first, and he quickly took down this group of people.

Not having a rope at hand, Zhong Yuehong skillfully took out a nine-tailed whip and tied up the group of people: “General, everyone is here.”

Yan Mingting sheathed his sword, bowed his head to the dozen or so people on the ground, and frowned: “No, one person is missing.”

The one who attacked Zhao Yelan at the beginning was not among them.

Oh no, Zhao Yelan.

He turned and rushed into the gambling house. Almost everyone had fled, leaving only a messy floor and the crying shopkeeper.

“Zhao Yelan!” Yan Mingting yelled a few times, searched around, and was relieved when he saw the corner of his clothes hidden beneath a table in the corner.

He picked up the broken table and saw Zhao Yelan crouched there. He bent over and laughed, stretching out his hand: “You’re not well-hidden at all.”

Zhao Yelan seemed to be frightened, staring at his hand motionlessly.

“All right, it’s okay. I lost one, but I’ll catch him.” Yan Mingting looked at his slightly trembling body, and simply gathered him in his arms. “Don’t go to Huichun Tower today, let’s go home first.”

Zhao Yelan froze and looked at him with a complicated expression.


[1] Flower drum is a kind of folk dance where one person beats a small gong and the others play a small drum while singing and dancing.

[2] Dead soldiers (死士) is a term referring to people with special ops training, used to protect important people. They also carry out suicide attacks.


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After Being Forced to Marry the Evil Star General – Chapter Thirteen

It was still dark when he heard footsteps outside the door. Zhao Yelan woke up right away. He hadn’t slept soundly at all, and a single sound could easily wake him up. The first thing to do after getting up was to step on Yan Mingting’s body: “Get out.”

Yan Mingting got up in two or three movements, arrived at the door in strong and vigorous form, and asked, “Who is it?”

“It’s me, Xiao Gao.” Gao Tan knocked on the door. “My lord, are you going to court today?”

“I’m going,” Zhao Yelan replied.

He hadn’t gone to the morning court for many days in a row, and if he didn’t go again, those people might think he was dead.

Gao Tan opened the door and came to dress him in court clothes. The purple robes fit his upper body snugly. After being specially fumigated with incense, there was a faint fragrance left behind, and the robes were embroidered with cranes spreading their wings. A gold and jade belt adorned the waistline, and a gold fish pouch[1] hung at the waist.

After returning to Beijing, Yan Mingting also went to court several times, but looking around, there was no one in the civil or military courts who could wear court clothes with such an awe-inspiring aura.

He couldn’t help but look a few more times before going to change his clothes.

The official uniforms of Yan Mingting and Zhao Yelan were very similar. They were both purple, symbolizing honor and glory, but the military general’s robes were embroidered with a tiger, and he could carry a sword to court. Ordinary military officials could only wear one, but generals could wear two.

He randomly picked two swords to wear and said to Zhao Yelan with emotion when they went out: “It’s a pity that my good sword was lost by you in the gambling house.”

The corners of Zhao Yelan’s mouth twitched as he sat in the sedan chair, but Yan Mingting stood outside and persuaded: “It’s such a short distance, just walk over to exercise your body.”

“Raise the sedan chair.” Zhao Yelan ruthlessly lowered the curtain, letting him walk alone in the cold wind blowing outside.

When he arrived outside the palace gates, he ran into many colleagues, and one of them enthusiastically took the initiative to greet him and say, “Having not seen the General for many days, I feel refreshed.”

He and Yan Mingting smiled. 

The sedan chair at the side stopped, and Zhao Yelan walked out expressionlessly without even looking at them, walking straight to the palace gates.

The colleague was embarrassed for a moment and immediately found an excuse to leave, slipping in from the other side, disheartened.

“Who was that person just now?” Yan Mingting asked in a low voice, catching up with Zhao Yelan.

“Senior Neisi, he’s only seventh rank,” Zhao Yelan said flatly. “He’s good at brown-nosing.”

Yan Mingting laughed softly. “What about you, Zhao-daren, what are you good at?”

Zhao Yelan slanted a look at him and said coldly, “If you want to know, you can come and give it a test.”

“Then I’d rather be obedient than respectful.” Yan Mingting suddenly raised his hand.

Zhao Yelan subconsciously wanted to block, but his opponent’s hand only landed on his shoulder, and he pulled himself a little further into his space, almost leaning against him.

“What are you doing!” Zhao Yelan gritted his teeth.

“Someone is watching us,” Yan Mingting said, looking forward. He had only returned to court a short while ago, and many people hadn’t fully recognized him yet, but he could still perceive sightlines from all directions.

Zhao Yelan looked around and saw that his colleagues were secretly looking at the two of them, and not far away, the Imperial Censor was staring at them blatantly. He batted Yan Mingting’s hand away and said in a low voice, “If you don’t want to bring disaster upon yourself, stay away from me.”

Soon, Yan Mingting knew the deep meaning behind his words.

Civil and military officials stood in the hall in an orderly manner, separated on the right and left sides, and behind them were officials in various colors of court uniforms. Yan Mingting also had a high position and authority, so he didn’t have a fixed position and stood next to Zhao Yelan.

Not long after, the Emperor came to preside over the court meeting.

The main business was to discuss the shaking of Mount Tai. After the local officials reported the situation, the Emperor was a little relieved and arranged for manpower to take care of the aftermath. 

The second matter was the death of Yu Junliang, the Minister of the Ministry of Officials. There was a vacancy and someone had to be selected, so there was a lot of noise in the hall for a while, and everyone had a recommendation.

Chen Haoyi was like an ant on a hot pan. Seeing that several opponents were recommended by others, he hurriedly looked at Zhao Yelan, hoping that he would do as he promised.

Zhao Yelan gave him a soothing look, then cupped his hands and said: “This minister thinks that the left official of the Ministry of Officials is worthy of this important task. He has been in office for many years, and is very familiar with the government affairs of the Ministry of Officials.”

Chen Haoyi breathed a sigh of relief.

But somebody immediately objected: “The right official, Kan Chuan, is also familiar with government affairs. Moreover, he is young and strong, and has more energy to serve the Emperor. Chen Haoyi has been in office for many years, and has he made any political achievements? This is just taking advantage of one’s seniority. From my point of view, Zhao-daren, you are clearly in collusion with Chen-daren, right?”

Zhao Yelan didn’t answer, but Chen Haoyi became anxious first: “Who do you think is colluding! Zhao-daren is upright and plainspoken, you are clearly just jealous!”

Zhao Yelan shook his head inwardly. He thought this person had some wits, but he didn’t expect that he was really the mud that couldn’t support the wall.[2]

His rebuttal just confirmed the fact of collusion. Zhao Xuan was originally trying to prevent Zhao Yelan from forming a clique for personal gain, but now it was almost impossible to give Chen Haoyi any chance. However, Chen Haoyi was still complacent, thinking that Zhao Yelan would be able to secure victory if he helped him speak out.

There were many complicated matters discussed at the court meeting, ranging from major national affairs to minor officials taking concubines, and officials had to refute each other from time to time.

Yan Mingting was just bored and felt drowsy now and then. He subconsciously glanced at Zhao Yelan, but the other party was watching with great interest as the Imperial Censor impeached a certain official for taking a brothel woman as a concubine.

After endless arguments, the Emperor listened for a long time and looked down at the people standing in the first row, asking, “Prime Minister, what do you think of this matter?”

The Prime Minister was over fifty years old. His biggest hobbies had always been reciting poetry and composing poetic essays, and because of his qualifications as a minister for three generations, he somehow reached the position of Prime Minister. But when it came to politics, he hid whenever he could.

“Answering Your Majesty, I think that this matter should be……left to Zhao-daren to judge.”

Civil and military officials: “……”

Besides Zhao Yelan’s overwhelming power, there was also this reason that the position of Prime Minister was useless.

Zhao Yelan cupped his hands calmly, glanced at the impeached official, and said: “Fang-daren, I have heard a little bit about this matter. That woman was originally a girl from a good family, but she was inadvertently abducted and deceived into the brothel. Fang-daren’s intent was to save a person from disaster, which is really not poor style.”

Fang-daren nodded again and again: “That is exactly the case, the Emperor has insight and vision!”

It would be impossible for a while to investigate whether the woman was truly abducted. Disinclined to bother with the officials’ housework, Zhao Xuan waved his hand: “That is all, let this matter be over.”

Seeing that his memorial was rejected, the Imperial Censor turned his head to look back despondently. Seeing that Fang-daren was giving Zhao Yelan a meaningful look, it was clear that he was colluding, so he immediately knelt down on his knees: “Your Majesty, I have one more thing to tell you!”

“Speak.”

“Since the Deputy Prime Minister has married General Yan, according to the regulations, people in the back residence are not to participate in court affairs.”

Hundreds of officials whispered to each other. Zhao Yelan’s accomplices stood forward to speak for him one after another, but he habitually made many enemies in court, and now even more people expressed opposition.

Yan Mingting didn’t make a statement, but just looked sideways at Zhao Yelan. He saw that he was listening calmly to the quarreling crowd, but when the Emperor looked over, his expression shifted slightly. With a faithful and devoted look, as if he wished he could demonstrate his sincere convictions through death, he saluted respectfully: “This minister has absolutely no ambiguity towards His Majesty. The heavens and earth can testify that he would never conspire with the General to plot against the law.”

At this time, Kan Chuan, the right official of the Ministry of Officials, stood forward to speak. He knelt down with a plop and made a big salute: “Your Majesty, this one earnestly requests that Zhao Yelan be abolished as the Deputy Prime Minister. Zhao Yelan conducted himself improperly, and behaved intimately with the General inside the palace; he concealed the true state of affairs from those above and below him and executed Minister Yu privately; he formed cliques of private interests, colluding with officials for personal gain. Your Majesty, please reconsider!”

For a moment, everyone was stunned.

Kan Chuan was not very old, but he often argued with Zhao Yelan in court, and this time he made a bold proposal that shocked people into speechlessness. Soon, some people followed suit and knelt down, requesting the abolition of Zhao Yelan’s position.

“All right.” Zhao Xuan finally spoke, “Now that Minister Zhao is married to General Yan, it is indeed difficult to weigh the affairs of the court and the government. Therefore, in the future, he will manage the affairs of the back house for General Yan, so that he can lead the troops with peace of mind and maintain the safety of the people. This can be regarded as fulfilling his duties for the country and society. Do you agree?”

“Yes.” Zhao Yelan hung his head.

Seeing that he was so obedient and never went against his orders, Zhao Xuan felt compassion and said: “But you married General Yan for the sake of the country and the people. In light of your meritorious service and your literary excellence, you are specially approved to enter the Imperial Academy as an Imperial Editor.[3] What do you say?”

As soon as these words were spoken, the silence in the hall was so profound that one could hear the sound of a needle falling, and everyone glanced at each other with their own thoughts.

The officials who opposed the Zhao party had impeached Zhao Yelan many times without success. This time, they wanted to take advantage of the opportunity his marriage afforded and pull him off his horse in one fell swoop, completely crushing him. Unexpectedly, the Emperor still couldn’t bear it and demoted him to the Imperial Academy. However, they were already satisfied with the result of him dropping directly from first rank to seventh rank, and no longer having the ability to attend court to charm and confuse the attendants.

Those who supported the Zhao party were greatly disappointed. They had originally relied on Zhao Yelan’s shadow to gain a firm foothold, but now the tree had fallen. Everyone’s complexions became grayer and grayer. But after some thought, that the Emperor did not uproot and kill them all was already lucky.

As a result, the court meeting ended with the results of both gains and losses.

Zhao Yelan walked out of the hall and looked up at the sky. The sun couldn’t be seen and dark clouds piled up in the sky, threatening rain.

There were whispers behind him. The officials were talking in low voices about today’s events, which had undoubtedly caused a sensation in the entire court.

“Let’s go back.” Yan Mingting walked to his side, glancing at him sideways and seeing his inattentive appearance. He didn’t seem to be affected at all, and his thoughts became more and more elusive.

When the Emperor demoted him just now, his expression was fragile and fearful, as if the sky was falling. Unlike now, when he still had a mind to give him a blank look.

“Stay away from me.” If it wasn’t for the moment when Yan Mingting grabbed his shoulder, the rumors of him being intimate with Yan Mingting wouldn’t have spread.

Zhao Yelan scoffed coldly and glanced back at those colleagues who were muttering gossip, and soon the discussions stopped. Some people, even if the tiger fell from the mountain, would still be terrified.

At this moment, Kan Chuan, the right official of the Ministry of Officials, stepped out from among the trembling crowd, looked straight at Zhao Yelan, and said: “Zhao-daren, I look forward to seeing you again in court.”

Others heard the sarcasm in his words and inwardly thought that newborn calves did not fear tigers.[4] People who had been immersed in officialdom for many years still knew how to conduct themselves and stay in line, but this sort of high-spirited young man dared to challenge him directly.

A sneer appeared on Zhao Yelan’s mouth: “When I return, you had best still be living.”

The people around were shocked. He dared to openly threaten the lives of his colleagues in the palace, how shameful!

“I certainly will be,” Kan Chuan said.

Someone grabbed Kan Chuan and separated them to try to smooth things over.

Zhao Yelan watched the group of them leave. But Chen Haoyi and his like were still staying nearby, and only now came forth to express their concern. Gathering around him as they walked out, they asked him about what to do in the future.

“I have already done all I can do for you. From now on, you can figure out what to do in the court,” Zhao Yelan said calmly.

“Zhao-daren, please stop!”

Everyone paused, then looked back at the person who had arrived. Eunuch Gao, who was waving his whisk, trotted over and said in a low voice: “My lord, the Emperor extends an invitation to you.”

Zhao Yelan nodded, bid farewell to the others, and followed Eunuch Gao to see the Emperor, arriving at the palace hall soon after.

“I looked into the Imperial dining room today and saw your favorite Linglong Jade dumplings for breakfast, so I called you here,” Zhao Xuan said.

“Many thanks, Your Majesty.”

The two sat down at the table. Zhao Xuan watched him pick up a dumpling, blow on it, and only then put it in his mouth. He couldn’t help laughing: “The first time you ate these dumplings, you burned your mouth and learned a lesson.”

Zhao Yelan smiled: “One cannot be fooled twice.”

Zhao Xuan paused, sighed, and said slowly: “Recently, I often miss the old days when you would grind ink for me and contribute good ideas without so many complications. Nothing could come between us, and we were the best of companions, unlike the mutual suspicion of today.”

Zhao Yelan nodded: “As Your Majesty says, from now on when I am in the Imperial Academy, it will be the same as before, only doing things for Your Majesty.”

Zhao Xuan was silent for a moment. Seeing his expression shift, as if he was reminiscing about the past, he smiled lightly: “Very good. After all these years, only you are in my heart.”

“Your Majesty, don’t worry that I will feel resentful. The life of this official is yours, so how can I care about mere official positions? As long as I can do things for you, that is my greatest wish.” Zhao Yelan naturally knew what he was worried about, and spoke sincerely, picking up a piece of horseshoe cake and putting it on his plate.

“The horseshoe cake is delicious.” Zhao Xuan laughed, recalling some past events with him, and casually mentioned another matter. “Today the Imperial Censor said that you and General Yan are very affectionate? It seems that my marriage decree was truly correct?”

“Not at all,” Zhao Yelan denied. “It was not a matter of a day or two for the Lord Censor to impeach me. He just latched onto a trivial matter and spread it.”

“But aren’t you having conjugal relations? I heard from the people in the General’s Mansion that you have been very affectionate these two days.”

Zhao Yelan’s movements froze, and the jade dumpling he had just picked up fell back into the bowl. He almost couldn’t control his expression: “That’s just a rumor, I am not so familiar with him.”

Zhao Xuan laughed: “Forget it, let’s not mention this matter. Hurry up and eat, there are still so many left.”

The two finished their meal in harmony. Zhao Xuan needed to review the memorials, so only then did Zhao Yelan leave.

As soon as he stepped out of the door, the corners of his mouth quickly pursed. There was no emotion in his eyes, and the spring-like smile from just now vanished completely.

There was some distance from here to the gates of the palace. He straightened his back and stepped on every brick slowly.

The guard at the gate saw him and was ignorant to what had gone on in the court meeting, so he saluted respectfully: “Minister Zhao.”

Zhao Yelan walked through the gate without looking to the side. Suddenly, from the corner of his eye, he noticed Yan Mingting leaning against the city wall and asked in a daze, “Why are you here?”

Hearing the sound, Yan Mingting came over. The swords at his waist made a clashing sound, with a heroic spirit just like the expression on his face: “Since we came together, of course we have to go back together.”

After getting on the sedan chair, the other party followed suit.

Zhao Yelan asked suspiciously, “Waiting here for me and then sitting in the sedan chair with me, what is your purpose?”

“I waited because I thought you would come out soon, but I didn’t expect to wait for so long. The sedan chair is because I’m tired from all the waiting. I wouldn’t sit just for nothing.” Yan Mingting was astonished. “Why can you not recognize kindness?”[5]

Zhao Yelan still looked at him with scrutiny.

“Humph.” Yan Mingting strongly expressed that he was offended.

Zhao Yelan looked away.

Suddenly, Yan Mingting’s nose twitched. He moved closer to him and sniffed: “I smell food, have you already eaten?”

“Why?’

“I’ve been waiting for you for so long, but you’ve already eaten!” Yan Mingting sat back, folded his arms, and said nothing.

Zhao Yelan glanced at him: “I’m not full, do you want to eat together?”

“You still aren’t full from the Imperial dining room?” Yan Mingting asked.

Zhao Yelan lowered his eyes and said nonchalantly, “I had no appetite.”

“Then what do you want to eat?”

Zhao Yelan thought for a while and said, “Stuffed steamed buns.”

“Then we’ll go straight back to the mansion. The buns made by the cook are delicious,” Yan Mingting said.

Zhao Yelan had just nodded, but immediately denied: “No, I want to eat Ming Ji restaurant’s buns.”

“Is it more delicious than other places?”

“No, just more expensive.”

“……” Seeing that the sedan chair was almost at the General’s Mansion, Yan Mingting was really too lazy to go to the east of the city to buy buns, so he dragged Zhao Yelan off the sedan chair.

Zhao Yelan held on tightly to the sedan chair and refused to get off.

The bearers were all dumbfounded.

“You bastard, let go! If you don’t want to go, I’ll go by myself!” Zhao Yelan cursed loudly.

“Let’s go back to the mansion, you can have as much as you want. Why waste the money? Do you know if you have to cut down on food and clothing now?”

“I have infinite silver!” 

“Do you have this?” Yan Mingting pointed to his swords, and Zhao Yelan became much quieter.

He smiled triumphantly, wrapped his arm around Zhao Yelan, and brought him back to the mansion. Imitating his official authority, he said threateningly: “Don’t mess with me, I’m a first-rank general. You’d better be obedient, you’re only seventh-rank.”

Zhao Yelan: “……”

“You’re good at being ostentatious,” Yan Mingting added.

Zhao Yelan: “…………”


[1] The gold fish pouch is like an ID card for officials. Those of the highest rank wore a pouch decorated with gold fish, those just below them wore one decorated with silver fish, and lower ranks didn’t wear them at all. Zhao Yelan’s clothing also indicates his rank, with the purple robes being worn only by officials of the highest rank, and the cranes symbolizing a high ranking civil official. While civil officials wore birds on their clothing, military officials would wear beasts such as tigers and lions.

[2] “The mud that couldn’t support the wall,” (烂泥扶不上墙) means that someone is useless/inept.

[3] The duties of an Imperial Editor could range from drafting Imperial edicts, compiling historical books, and doing other daily work for the Imperial court.

[4] The idiom “Newborn claves do not fear tigers” (初生牛犊不怕虎) is an idiom that means ‘The young are fearless and dare to act.’

[5] This is the second half of the idiom 狗咬吕洞宾,不识好人心, “The dog snaps and snarls at Lu Dong Bin and doesn’t recognize his kindness.”


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Chapter Twelve <<Table of Contents >> Chapter Fourteen

After Being Forced to Marry the Evil Star General – Chapter Twelve

Everything in the room was smashed to pieces. Zhao Yelan couldn’t beat him, so he had to smash things to discourage him, and greeted him with all kinds of pillows and bedding, whatever he had at hand.

“I was wrong, I was wrong, I won’t tease you next time.” Yan Mingting dodged a few times while shielding his head, then held the blanket and returned to his original position. Zhao Yelan smashed around for a while, utterly vexed, but he was so tired that he stopped to catch his breath and couldn’t help coughing again.

“Why don’t you take a break first.” Yan Mingting became considerate.

Zhao Yelan also threw the sword he had put on the table. Yan Mingting caught it with one hand, but this time he did not draw the sword to threaten him. He placed it on the cabinet and then went to appease his mood: “All right, all right, I was wrong this time, okay?”

“What could you be wrong about?” Zhao Yelan said mystifyingly.

“Okay, then I was right.”

“……” Zhao Yelan regretted for the first time that he hadn’t learned martial arts.

There were more footsteps outside the door, and Yan Mingting made a gesture for silence: “Look, there are really people.” Then he opened the door and saw several servants in the courtyard carrying hot water and asked, “What are you all doing?”

“Housekeeper Qin asked us to prepare some hot water, does the General want it now?” asked a servant.

Yan Mingting looked back at the messy room and then at the overcome Zhao Yelan. Guessing that he could probably use it later, he said: “Come in and leave it.”

The servants carried the water in, and Xiao Gao was among them. He saw Zhao Yelan’s angry face as soon as he entered the room, and just as he was about to ask, the group of people were sent out by Yan Mingting.

“My lord seems to be angry,” Xiao Gao said worriedly.

The servant next to him smiled and said: “How could he not be angry? The General played too hard, and the draperies were all torn.”

Xiao Gao was curious: “What were they playing?”

“Of course it’s……a game for adults!” The servant patted him on the shoulder and went back with a serious face to explain to Housekeeper Qin.

That night, Yan Mingting finally slept on the floor.

Zhao Yelan originally wanted to drive him to the study, but he had thick skin and insisted on staying in the room.

At night, Yan Mingting tugged the mattress on the bed and said aggrievedly: “Zhao-daren, give me a blanket, ba.”

Zhao Yelan tugged hard and pulled the blanket back on the bed.

The moonlight outside the window entered the room and fell on Zhao Yelan’s silent back, thin and stubborn. If it wasn’t because he couldn’t defeat him, he might have already killed him.

Yan Mingting smiled silently and fell asleep holding the sword in his arms.

The next morning when Zhao Yelan woke up, Yan Mingting was nowhere to be seen. There was only a blanket and a pillow on the floor, placed neatly beside the bed. It seemed to be an expression of grievances, but also a gesture of goodwill.

Zhao Yelan stepped on the pillow and kicked it farther away. Then he opened the door and ordered people to come in and clean up the room.

Not long after, Yan Mingting returned from the training grounds and bumped into Xiao Gao, who had come back from outside, and said casually: “Are you going to buy fruit for your master again?”

Xiao Gao nodded.

“You wait on him every day, isn’t it better to have someone else handle such a trivial matter?” Yan Mingting asked.

“No good, other people don’t know my lord’s tastes.” Xiao Gao walked ahead with a little pride.

Yan Mingting stared at the basket for a moment. It was still a basket of cherries. He had tried them yesterday, and they were sweet and sour, nothing special.

After arriving at the great hall, he saw that Zhao Yelan was already eating breakfast. He strode to the side and was about to sit down, when Zhao Yelan glanced at him. He stood back up straight again, sniffed the smell on his body, went back to the room and changed his clothes, washed his hands again, and then sat down at the table.

Housekeeper Qin watched this series of actions which were skillful enough to make people feel distressed, and mentioned another important thing: “General, Furen, today I must go back home.”

Yan Mingting nodded, turned his head, and asked, “Then where are we going today?”

“Zhao Mansion.” Zhao Yelan took a bite with his chopsticks, put down the bowl and utensils, and went back to the room to pack his things.

Yan Mingting stared at the half bowl of food left in a daze.

He only knew that Zhao Yelan had no relatives nowadays, and he didn’t even know who his parents were. Returning home was just a custom. Yan Mingting still ordered someone to prepare a gift, and then went back to the Zhao residence together with him.

As soon as they reached the door, the servants of Zhao Mansion ran through it happily. It was unavoidable that they would be happy to return to a familiar place, and even the expression on Zhao Yelan’s face softened a little bit.

This was Yan Mingting’s first visit to Zhao Mansion, and he looked around. The scenery was fresh and elegant, but the furnishings in the room were extremely extravagant. It was contradictory, but not surprising.

Since returning to Zhao Mansion, Yan Mingting seemed to have been left out in the cold. Everyone was busy, and no one cared about his existence at all. There was only Housekeeper Qin who followed him around.

He unintentionally saw a door open, and went toward it to take a look. It was a study room, in which were many newly made landscape paintings dried by the wind.

“General, you should go and find your wife,” Housekeeper Qin reminded. “Even if Furen’s parents died, it would be good to pay respects.”

Yan Mingting tilted his head: “Do you think he will allow me to worship?”

“Why would he not allow it?”

Yan Mingting didn’t answer and took him directly to look for Zhao Yelan, but was kicked out mercilessly. “Look, ba.”

Housekeeper Qin: “……”

Zhao Yelan bolted the door and ordered Xiao Gao to wait there, then opened the hidden door next to him and walked into the tunnel. He lit the fire folder[1] and walked to the two memorial tablets. After staring at them quietly for a long time, he took out a brocade handkerchief and went forward to wipe the tablets clean.

“The old emperor is gone. Not long ago, Yu Junliang also came to accompany you in death. Those who mistreated you are almost all dead.” He spoke softly, as if telling a story, “Who is still left……oh, I haven’t found the head of the prison from back then, and I don’t know where he’s hiding. Don’t worry, none of them will get away.”

There was dead silence all around, and not even a single ray of light. No one responded to him.

After staying for a while, the scarce, humid air was a bit uncomfortable. He put the tablets back, bowed, and then slowly left.

As soon as he walked out of the secret door, he suddenly felt weak and fainted to the ground, hearing Xiao Gao cry out to him in horror. Before losing consciousness, he saw a figure rushing in and was embraced. The warm chest made him unconsciously lean against it, and he closed his eyes drowsily.

In a half asleep, half awake state, a bitter and numbing concoction was poured into his mouth, but he didn’t swallow it, turning his head away with resistance and spitting it out.

“My lord, don’t move around.” Xiao Gao anxiously straightened his head.

“Let me do it.” Yan Mingting wiped the corner of his mouth with a handkerchief, and then pinched his nose.

After a while, Zhao Yelan opened his mouth to breathe and felt the medicine being poured into his mouth again. He resisted very much and choked, sitting up wide awake as he coughed all the while.

Yan Mingting patted him on the back and said: “If you don’t drink any more, I can only feed you mouth to mouth.”

Zhao Yelan coughed for a long while, looked sideways at him, and pursed his lips. He mumbled a sentence, then grabbed the medicine bowl with a frown and drank it all in one go before throwing the bowl away: “Everyone get out!”

The servants immediately cleaned up the debris and left. Xiao Gao followed Yan Mingting, and after walking outside, he asked in a low voice, “General, what did my lord tell you just now?”

Yan Mingting: “Shameless.”

Xiao Gao: “Why are you scolding me?”

“He scolded me,” Yan Mingting said with a smile.

Zhao Yelan had been lying in the room, and after dark, he was reluctantly served a meal before he lay back down listlessly.

In the evening, Yan Mingting softly and quietly returned to the room. He picked up a pillow, spread out a blanket, and soon fell asleep on the floor.

A sudden scream shattered his dreams.

“I don’t want – !”

Yan Mingting nimbly grabbed the sword and sat up, looking to the side to see a figure sitting up on the bed. Violent panting sounded heavily in the night. He lit a candle and walked to the bed for a closer look. Zhao Yelan was sitting in bed, covering his chest with one hand. His eyes were empty, the strands of hair on the sides of his face were slightly moist, and his face was too pale.

“What’s wrong? Had a nightmare?” Yan Mingting patted his back, only to find that his whole back was soaked in sweat.

Zhao Yelan’s breathing gradually calmed down with the frequency of his patting, and his eyes refocused. Glancing at him indifferently, he turned over and lay down again.

After a while, his wrist was grasped. He looked up and to the side, and saw Yan Mingting taking a soft red rope out of nowhere, wrapping it around his wrist.

“What are you doing?” His voice was a little hoarse.

“Don’t worry, it’s still a slipknot this time. If it feels uncomfortable on your wrist, you can untie it any time.” Yan Mingting showed him the knot, then wrapped the other end around his own wrist and lay down on the ground again. “If you have nightmares again, or can’t fall asleep, just pull the rope and I will wake up.”

Zhao Yelan looked at him silently.

The room returned to silent darkness again. Perhaps because he slept too much during the day, Zhao Yelan not could not fall asleep no matter what. He looked at the ceiling for a long time in the dark, and then pulled the rope.

“A nightmare again so soon?”

Yan Mingting’s voice sounded immediately, but if he listened carefully, he could tell that there was a softness in that voice, as if he had just woken up from sleep.

“I can’t sleep.”

“What should I do, then?”

“You can knock me out.”

“I’ve never heard such a request.”

“Hurry up, we have to go to court tomorrow.” Zhao Yelan said, “I won’t take revenge on you this time.”

“That’s impossible, your body may not be able to withstand a blow from me. If something goes wrong, wouldn’t I become a murderer?” Yan Mingting smiled. “Why don’t I tell you a story? When I was a child and couldn’t fall asleep, my mother would tell me stories.”

“Childish.” Zhao Yelan gave a snort of contempt.

A quarter of an hour later, Zhao Yelan pulled Yan Mingting’s rope again and coldly: “What about the story?”

Yan Mingting had no choice but to open his eyes and clear his throat: “There was a family surnamed Wang south of the Yangtze River whose wealth could rival a country’s, but their only son still hadn’t gotten married after a long time. It gave the old lady a headache, so she deliberately picked out a few suitable women. There was the daughter of the magistrate, who was knowledgeable and reasonable, and there was also a green plum girl who had practiced martial arts since she was a child, but contrary to what was expected, Wang-gonzi fell in love with a fire-burning maid.”[2]

“Why did he fall in love with her?” Zhao Yelan was puzzled.

“Because the girl was not afraid of power. Although she came from a poor and humble background, she was as beautiful as a flower and also the only one who dared to set fire to him. The fire burned in his body and also in his heart.”

“……” Zhao Yelan picked up a pillow and threw it over. “You still didn’t forget to carry some storybooks to read while marching and fighting?”

Yan Mingting laughed out loud. “Don’t you want to know the ending?”

“It is nothing more than disregarding the family members’ obstruction and worldly views, and insisting on marrying the fire-burning girl.”

“Wrong. Wang-gonzi, he……burned to death. Rather, that magistrate’s daughter and the green plum girl cherished each other, had mutual love and affection, and toured the jianghu together,” Yan Mingting said cheerfully.

“……”

Zhao Yelan rolled over to sleep. There was a little tension on his wrist, and he touched the rope but didn’t untie it, and when he closed his eyes, he didn’t see that scene again.

But in the second half of the night he still had a nightmare, dreaming about that gongzi being burned to death.


[1] A fire folder is a tight papyrus roll that can be easily ignited. Basically a precursor to matches.

[2] A maid who would kindle the fires in large households.


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Chapter Eleven <<Table of Contents >> Chapter Thirteen

Fouls Prohibited (禁止犯规) by 吕天逸 – Chapter Thirty-Nine

Ye Ci lived in the Huo residence for a few days, riding horses, playing with guns, and swinging a few rounds of golf. He was not interested in the leisurely sport of golf, and after completing his daily study tasks, he went to the shooting hall. When he touched the gun, his eyes lit up with excitement. After a few days, he emptied the platinum card that Huo Tinglan’s assistant gave him, but he still couldn’t get enough of it. It was a pity that he had stayed in the manor for long enough and it was time to go back to the house.

On the way back, Ye Ci listlessly stroked the platinum club membership card whose massive balance was cleared in just a few days. Putting his head on Huo Tinglan’s shoulder, he whispered: “Huo-shushu, in the future……just occasionally, is it okay for me to go back and play?”

“……Why are you interested in these dangerous things?” Huo Tinglan rubbed the back of his neck and sighed quietly. “If it’s not racing, it’s shooting.”

It could be seen that no matter how soft Ye Ci was in front of him, there was still a bit of an Alpha’s nature left in his bones, and he naturally yearned for these dangerous and exciting things.

After all, it was the result of his first gland differentiation, and its influence on shaping his personality could not be completely erased.

“I’ve been racing for, for a long time, but if you forbid me to go, I won’t go……” He raised his head and gazed at him with those shining almond eyes. “I’ll just go do this, okay, Huo-shushu? Okay?”

Huo Tinglan was silent for a moment, then held the card reservedly between his middle fingers and pulled it away.

Ye Ci fell silent. This was the highest level request he could make, and it was impossible to pester him further. But he was so depressed that he almost collapsed into a limp noodle in the back seat.

“What?” Huo Tinglan rubbed his flat stomach and said with amusement, “Didn’t you say it was empty? I’ll get someone to take care of it and give it back to you……are you unhappy?”

“I’m happy!” Ye Ci sat up abruptly.

“But you are not allowed to go by yourself. Every time you go to play, you have to wait for me to coordinate the time to accompany you, otherwise I’ll worry……can you do that?” Huo Tinglan established his terms.

“I can!” Ye Ci nodded as if he was pounding garlic. Then he paused, afraid of holding up Huo Tinglan’s time, and tried to speak, “In fact, this shooting gallery is very formal……it’s pretty safe. I’m already an adult, so even if I go by my, myself……”

Huo Tinglan cut him off with a smile: “Not allowed.”

“Okay, I’ll listen to you.” Ye Ci shut up obediently. His thoughts drifted, and he remembered what happened some time ago.

He hadn’t ridden motorcycles for a long time, and didn’t need to make money by racing with people. It was purely a hobby. But a few days ago, Huo Tinglan’s attitude was quite profound when he mentioned that he wanted to go to a regular race track for a few laps during summer vacation. Out of respect for his lover, he didn’t directly object, but in his words were a million reasons he was reluctant to let him race, as plaintive as if when Ye Ci went out to race, he would become an old man with an empty nest……No, not an empty-nester, but more like a widow……

Of course, Ye Ci obediently didn’t go. It was Huo Tinglan who originally asked where he wanted to go to relax during summer vacation, and he only mentioned it. It was not something that had to be done, and there was no reason to make Huo Tinglan unhappy.

However.

Ye Ci held his chin in his palm and fell into deep thought.

It was the same as drinking at the family banquet before. Huo Tinglan deliberately let him drink first and allowed him to realize that his drinking capacity had become extremely low after the second differentiation, telling him not to drink outside in the future……This safety education was rather thoughtful ba.

Was he thinking too much, or was Huo-shushu really……insecure?

A top Alpha like Huo-shushu……could feel insecure too?

Before he could come to a conclusion, a more serious matter appeared before Ye Ci – –

The one session per day 40-minute “Omega General Education Class” was officially put on the agenda by Huo Tinglan.

Ye Ci couldn’t help delaying the scheduled class time, and showed up five minutes late.

The health textbook for the second grade of junior high that Ye Ci had shelved before was placed on the desk in the study in a dignified way. Huo Tinglan held his chin with one hand in a reserved posture, flipping through the pages.

On the other corner of the desk, there was also the rose that Ye Ci picked for him that night when he was drunk.

The rose had been dried with desiccant and other chemicals, and was placed in a sealed glass container. It was golden red and milky white, fresh and alive, like a work of art.

It was just a flower, but because it was gifted by Ye Ci, he cherished it so much.

Ye Ci looked at the glass cover in astonishment. His heart was tender and warm, and he almost forgot what he was doing in the study.

“You came.” Huo Tinglan nodded slightly and greeted very naturally, “Please sit down.”

Ye Ci looked around, dazed.

Sit……where?

The swivel chair he sat in while doing his homework had been removed.

“It’s not convenient for two people to read a book while sitting face to face.” Huo Tinglan smiled apologetically. “Can you make do with……sitting on my lap?”

Ye Ci was so shocked that his face almost cracked. He stared at the “apologetic” expression on Huo Tinglan’s face that he was very familiar with.

Could it be that from the past to the present, every time Huo-shushu showed such a sorry expression……

He was always secretly playing the scoundrel? !

Ye Ci recognized Huo Tinglan’s true face, was thoroughly unwilling, and turned around with a pair of red ears to go and find a chair. As a result, as soon as he took a step from the study, a powerful forearm was inserted horizontally from the side, hooking around him to prevent him from going. Immediately afterward, the other hand wrapped around the bend of the knee and lifted him up lightly and deftly.

“Huo-shushu!” Ye Ci struggled and kicked, and his head almost hit the man in the nose again.

Huo Tinglan laughed and walked towards the desk. His elegance was three points like a bandit leader who stole away the women of the people.

The kitten was finally spoiled enough to scratch at him, and he was overjoyed.

In the end, Huo Tinglan sat in the swivel chair with Ye Ci in front of the desk.

It was exactly the same as during the previous susceptible period, a familiar scene.

But this time, it wasn’t even about physics.

The textbook was beautifully printed, and the pages were made of coated paper with a delicate luster, full of color and various popular science diagrams.

Ye Ci knew that this was a serious textbook, so he had to treat it with a correct attitude. But as soon as Huo Tinglan was by his side, he would inevitably think wildly when he read, no matter how serious the book was.

He felt uneasy and didn’t dare to look, turning his face away awkwardly.

But Huo Tinglan pulled his chin so that he couldn’t help but look, and he had to read it anyway. After a few glances, he couldn’t hide his curiosity. His eyelashes dipped and he half-read the book through the cracks in his eyelids, a contradiction of innocence and curiosity.

Huo Tinglan turned the pages of the book and recited word by word, with his thin lips at his ear.

“……Different from a Beta, the gland is a structure unique to Omegas……”

“It is located here.” He marked the key points with a pen.

“An Alpha will mark an Omega.” Huo Tinglan asked in a low voice, “Do you know how this pheromone chemical reaction process works?”

“I know, you don’t, don’t have to say it.” Ye Ci was so anxious that he tried to turn the page. “Skip this, this paragraph.”

“As soon as you’re asked, you ‘know’ it.” Huo Tinglan scoffed lightly. This was like a student who pretended to understand the lesson. Holding the page, he said, “If you’re asked more difficult questions, you’ll reveal your secret, and if you take the exam again, it will be difficult to pass.”

So he forced the little gentleman who was ashamed and indignant to explain it.

When the lesson was finished, the actual time was far more than forty minutes.

After finally getting out of class, Huo Tinglan released him from his restraints and Ye Ci hurried back to his room. 

Huo Tinglan got up with lazy satisfaction in the corners of his eyes and brow, and went into the bathroom.

His hands were stained with ink, and he rubbed them slowly. It turned into dark blue hand wash foam, which was washed away by warm water.

Later, when he was about to go out, he straightened his tie and checked his appearance.

According to the plan, he would accompany Ye Ci to see a well-known psychological counselor in the afternoon. It was said that he was very good at correcting stuttering.

Ye Ci hoped to overcome this obstacle, and of course he supported him, but he really didn’t mind Ye Ci’s little problem.

Besides……

Huo Tinglan thought about it for a bit, and the corners of his lips raised.

When Ye Ci was bullied by him to the point of shame and indignation, he couldn’t even say a few words to beg for mercy……it was cute.

When Huo Tinglan got ready and went downstairs, Ye Ci had already changed clothes and was waiting in the car.

The kid was bullied so badly this time that when he heard him get in the car, he didn’t even look back, just folded his arms and rested his chin as he looked out the window, his body stretched like a bowstring.

“Baby.” Huo Tinglan coaxed softly, not afraid that the driver would hear through the privacy screen. “Are you angry?”

Ye Ci remained silent, pressed against the car door, and tried to distance himself from the old scoundrel.

Huo Tinglan suppressed a smile, controlled his apologetic tone, and said, “Isn’t this just helping you with a lesson? I urged you to learn by yourself, and you didn’t study hard……”

What else could be said……he was teaching a class.

In this world, there was really such a degree of shamelessness.

“You’re still, still speaking in this tone!” Ye Ci, red-faced, rushed to cover his mouth.

As a result, Huo Tinglan pushed the chair back with his hand.

He bullied him fiercely again in the same way.

The poor innocent high school boy wanted to call the police!


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Chapter Thirty-Eight << Table of Contents >> Chapter Forty

Fouls Prohibited (禁止犯规) by 吕天逸 – Chapter Thirty-Eight

“……Alright.”

Huo Tinglan hugged Ye Ci and stroked his head.

He didn’t know when it had started, but Ye Ci was more and more different from the brittle and fragile person in his memory.

The scarred sapling had sprouted new shoots from the wounds, fresh and high-spirited. All the humiliation and suffering endured in the past had been peeled away like an inconspicuous plaster, unable to hurt him anymore.

Warmth surged quietly between the two as they embraced each other.

It was a pity that Huo Tinglan here had lost both his gentleman’s mask and demeanor, and the warmth lasted no more than three seconds.

“Baby,” Huo Tinglan backed away a little and lightly ran his fingertips over Ye Ci’s lips, smiling and humbly asking for advice: “Isn’t the usual way to correct this through mouth-to-mouth? I say something and you say something back?”

He was playing a scoundrel. Ye Ci glanced at him hesitantly, and honestly said: “We may have to find a specialized agency, or a psychiatrist……”

Huo Tinglan said, “Okay, I’ll help you find the best one.”

Ye Ci was silent for a moment. His eyelashes fluttered, and his voice became smaller and smaller: “Just now, you really, really made an innuendo……”

Huo Tinglan said courteously, “Yes.”

Not with shame, but with pride!

Ye Ci: “……….”

There was silence.

Ye Ci was not reconciled to being harassed by his older lover all day long. He was so embarrassed that his earlobes were about to drip blood, and he didn’t dare look at anyone, but stood up straight and said: “Then, then you try and treat me mouth-to-mouth……”

He was like a young animal trying to hunt with his tiny claws.

Before he finished speaking, Huo Tinglan pushed him against the corridor wall.

“I’ll give you mouth-to-mouth, and stroke your tongue again……can I, baby? What do you say?”

Lips rubbed against lips. Not knowing who made the first move, the two were inseparably entangled.

Those pink lips were sucked bright red and slightly swollen, and it would be impossible to face anyone for half an hour. 

That little tongue was also firmly “stroked’ a dozen times back and forth, and became not nimble, but doubly clumsy.

After the kiss was over, Ye Ci covered his mouth and hurried back to the room, unable to utter a single sentence.

He really shouldn’t have flirted with Huo-shushu indiscriminately!

Originally, he wanted Huo Tinglan to take him out to have fun. Now he had to wait in his room for his mouth to calm down before he dared go out. Fortunately, he happened to have something to do when he came back – – those clothes and sheets hanging on the terrace should be collected.

Apart from the big items such as the quilt cover, there were also Ye Ci’s pajamas and a pair of white cotton underwear……

Huo Tinglan had washed them all by hand.

Yesterday, Ye Ci had to deal with Huo Tinglan’s teasing interrogation with a head full of steam. He was dazed from embarrassment, and when he came back to his senses, he was already in the bathroom. Huo Tinglan pushed him to sit on the changing stool.

The so-called spilled juice was all sticky and wet.

“Take off your pajamas for me.” Huo Tinglan knelt down on one knee in front of him. Putting aside the teasing look, he said softly, “I’ll go wash them.”

An Alpha’s desire to possess was illogical. Even if Ye Ci didn’t care about these items soaked in the scent of vanilla, he couldn’t let others wash them.

“I, I can do it myself……” Ye Ci muttered.

Huo Tinglan tugged at his trouser legs and thoughtfully said: “Juice is not easy to wash out. Let me do it, I have strong hands and can rub it clean.”

“It’s, it’s not……” Ye Ci got stuck in the middle of his retort. His face flushed red, his mouth pursed in shame, anger and pitifulness, and he was clutching his trousers as if they were his last hope.

“Be obedient,” Huo Tinglan said gently, with ulterior motives. “Go take a hot shower and I’ll clean up the rest.”

“Baby.” Seeing Ye Ci’s refusal, he tossed a sentence out in a lukewarm manner: “Are you so polite with your husband?”

He said this as if complaining about Ye Ci’s estrangement from him. Ye Ci’s hands shook as he tentatively let go.

His legs felt cold when he loosened his grip.

The pajama pants were taken off by Huo Tinglan.

That hand speed belonged to a thief, and made one feel ashamed to see it.

Two white, slender, and straight gazelle-like legs were desperately pressed together. Almost out of breath, Ye Ci pulled the hem of his pajamas to cover himself.

“Give it all to me,” Huo Tinglan said with a gentle look and a smile. “I just want to help you wash your clothes, why are you making it look like I’m a scoundrel……be good, baby, stand up and be obedient……”

Like this, he half-coaxed, half-spurred him to undress.

Ye Ci was as embarrassed as a steamed shrimp, curled up red and hot on the changing stool. The hem of his pajamas was long enough that nothing could be seen. He pulled it down with one hand and grabbed Huo Tinglan’s wrist with the other to prevent him from leaving, pleading in a trembling voice: “Huo-shushu, throw it away instead, don’t, don’t wash it……”

“Is it a good thing to just throw it away after spilling some juice?” Huo Tinglan smiled. Kneading the ball of cotton and white cloth into the palm of his hand, he set up a provisional rule for the Huo family, earnestly instructing the little gentleman who was extravagant and wasteful: “‘Tranquility cultivates morality, and frugality fosters character.’ This is the Huo family’s motto.”

“Then I’ll do it my, myself, the Huo family’s motto should also include……taking care of, of your own problems, right?” Ye Ci pulled at Huo Tinglan’s fingers, wanting him to open his hand flat. Huo Tinglan moved his hands away with a smile, and Ye Ci leaned forward to chase after them, resulting in his hands wrapping around him. The visual effect was as if he had taken the initiative to hug Huo Tinglan. As a result, that mischievous man took the opportunity to kiss his face twice. This didn’t look like he was trying to grab something at all, it was basically flirting.

“Huo-shushu!” Ye Ci’s eyes widened in disbelief. It seemed that he wanted to stare at Huo Tinglan’s face, to test how thick it was.

It was just a little unfathomable!

“Be good, take a shower.” Huo Tinglan pulled out a bath towel for Ye Ci to wrap himself in, and drove him to take a shower.

Ye Ci took one step and turned his head back three times, deeply reluctant to go. He was itching to take those wet things out of Huo Tinglan’s hands and stuff them into a rocket to launch into outer space.

The bathroom was designed to keep the wet areas separate from the dry, and the shower room had a frosted glass door. Nothing could be seen clearly, and the water vapor hung in the air, making it more hazy.

Huo Tinglan brought a new pair of pajamas and put them on the wash stand, then went back to the room and removed the dirty quilt cover and other large items, and even dug out the spare ones to replace them. Although he hired someone to take care of these things when he was abroad, it was not as convenient as at home, so he was not bad at taking care of himself and could even change the quilt and wash the clothes.

Ye Ci cleaned up in a hurry and didn’t wash his hair, so he came out and changed in less than two minutes.

Huo Tinglan walked into the bathroom with a pile of wet linens. Pushing Ye Ci out the door, it was as if he doted on the little gentleman and wouldn’t let him do the work.

Ye Ci stood at the door and heated the room temperature several degrees with his face. Heaven and man fought for 300 rounds,[1] and there was really no way to go back to sleep like this, so he mustered up the courage to push open the door: “Huo-shushu, let me wash it……Huo, Huo-shushu! ! !”

“En?” Huo Tinglan unhurriedly removed the pile from near his nose and pushed it back into the sink with an elegant gesture, as if he had just wiped his mouth with a napkin.

Ye Ci’s pupils shook like an earthquake.

“What, what are you……!”

“What did you say? You spilled some juice?” 

Huo Tinglan laughed lightly and simply shook off the drops of water on his hands. Strutting out of the bathroom, he bundled Ye Ci into the corner, leaned close to his ear, and said in a hoarse voice: “That’s called……something a mature or near-mature Omega has in some specific circumstances.” Huo Tinglan lowered his eyes, stared at him darkly, and said softly, “Xiao Ci has grown up.”

After a moment, he turned Ye Ci’s embarrassed face back with his fingertips and asked in a low voice, “Did you dream of me?”

Ye Ci turned his face away, not daring to recall.

But Huo Tinglan didn’t let him go. He grabbed his hands in one of his own and tortured him slowly: “What did you dream about?”

Ye Ci couldn’t bear the torture, and truthfully said, “I just, just dreamed of you holding me……”

Huo Tinglan didn’t believe it, and forced a confession: “What else?”

Ye Ci swallowed his saliva and lowered his head. Wiping the seams of the floor with the soles of his feet, he confessed in a voice softer than a mosquito: “There was a kiss……”

“Anything else?”

“That’s all there was.” Ye Ci shook his head rapidly, honestly assuring, “Really, that’s it.”

Huo Tinglan knew he wasn’t lying, so he laughed in surprise: “You dreamed of me……so innocently?”

Whether he had been teased into insanity or to add credibility to the confession, somehow Ye Ci came up with a sentence: “I don’t, don’t know……what else can be done, ah.”

As a result……

He bit the bullet and agreed to go back to study the Omega biology book.

How could he take this lesson, ah!

Ye Ci stood on the balcony in a daze.

After a while, he didn’t know what to think and suddenly raised his hand and punched the balcony railing.

Huo-shushu took care of him well.

But he was also too……too unscrupulous!


[1] When a party refuses to accept and wants to challenge an opponent, the catchphrase, “Who will fight with me for 300 rounds!” is sometimes used.


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Chapter Thirty-Seven << Table of Contents >> Chapter Thirty-Nine

After Being Forced to Marry the Evil Star General – Chapter Eleven

Perhaps he was exhausted from running around during the day, because not long after Zhao Yelan calmed down, he fell asleep.

Yan Mingting stared at him intently. Compared with his appearance when he was young, today’s Zhao Yelan was more and more outstanding, with a sort of eye-catching, radiant beauty. But he was always wary of others, his eyes were always cold, and his brow was always furrowed. However, what he himself didn’t know was that the more his aura warned people away, the more aggressive and unique his beauty would be.

Yan Mingting’s mood was very complicated. He didn’t know how this unseemly marriage would develop in the end, and also didn’t know what exactly Zhao Yelan had done. The stories told by outsiders were vivid and colorful, but he only trusted his own judgment.

Asleep, Zhao Yelan lost his indifferent expression. His nostrils fluttered, his thin lips straightened, and at the moment, the mole under his eye nestled on his face obediently and quietly, like an unguarded child.

“Could it be you?” Yan Mingting murmured.

He sighed deeply and slowly closed his eyes.

Presently, Zhao Yelan, who had appeared to be sleeping all this time, opened his eyes. His eyes were clear, and he frowned habitually……

What did that question mean?

His gaze wandered around Yan Mingting’s body, and then fell onto his bound hands and feet, his face sinking like water.

Zhao Yelan didn’t sleep well that night. His hands and feet were bound and there were things on his mind. When he was about to fall asleep, he heard the crowing of a cock.

After repeatedly turning from side to side all night, when Yan Mingting opened his eyes, he met a resentful and bitter gaze.

“You……woke up very early today. Not bad, not bad, keep it up,” Yan Mingting praised.

Zhao Yelan wished he could peel off his skin……but the other person had knives and swords, and a high position.

How annoying.

“Get up, it’s time for morning exercise.” Yan Mingting quickly got off the bed, put on his clothes in two or three moves, and picked up his wrist guards to buckle them on his wrists.

Zhao Yelan stared at his wrists. Seeing that he jumped on the spot twice after putting on the boots, he couldn’t help but suspect that there were also hidden weapons in the boots.

“Why are you still not moving?” Yan Mingting turned to look at him.

“How do you expect me to move!” Zhao Yelan abruptly raised his voice.

Yan Mingting was stunned for a moment, then remembered. Lifting the quilt and seeing the bound hands and feet, he showed a more astonished expression than Zhao Yelan and reached out to untie the rope for him: “You were tied up like this all night?”

“What do you mean? You wake up and want to renege on your debts? Whose work is this?!” Zhao Yelan rebuked.

“No, I thought you’d untie it, it’s a slipknot.” Yan Mingting pointed at the rope teasingly, pulled it tightly, and let it go.

“……”

Zhao Yelan froze for a moment. Last night, he only cared about pulling out his hands, and gave up when he failed. He never expected Yan Mingting to have a hidden skill.

As soon as the rope around his ankles was untied, Zhao Yelan kicked him. Yan Mingting didn’t dodge, and he kicked him a few more times.

The bed creaked.

Seeing that he couldn’t be bothered to kick any more, Yan Mingting’s eyes stopped on his wrists and ankles. There were light red marks on the tender skin. Looking a little miserable, he asked, “Are you going to do morning exercises today?”

“Go to hell.” Zhao Yelan turned over and tugged the blanket hard. A gust of cold air rushed in, and then he felt Yan Mingting tuck him in.

“Alright, then I’ll go first, everyone is still waiting for me.”

After the door closed, Zhao Yelan looked at the sky outside. It was still dark, so he lay down and started drifting back to sleep.

He vaguely smelled a pungent fragrance, and his ankle felt cool for a spell. He subconsciously pulled his foot back under the blanket, but it was caught by a hand. He immediately sat up vigilantly and found Yan Mingting holding his foot. 

Face to face, Zhao Yelan looked up with a frown: “What are you doing?”

“Applying medicine.” Yan Mingting stretched out his hand, and in his palm was a small medicine bottle. “When we march and fight, injuries are common. This medicine works well.” 

Zhao Yelan glanced at his chilly ankles. There were also traces of medicine being rubbed into his wrists, so he snatched the medicine bottle and examined it carefully, asking, “What kind of medicine is this? Call the doctor, I want to test it.”

“You don’t think I’m poisoning you with this, do you?” Yan Mingting was amused. “If I wanted to harm you, would it be necessary to use such a roundabout way?”

Zhao Yelan shrugged his shoulders. “Better safe than sorry.”

“Don’t worry, if you died as soon as you entered the General’s Mansion, how could I explain it to the Emperor and others?” Yan Mingting took back the medicine bottle, held his other ankle, and squeezed his calf. “Relax.”

Zhao Yelan didn’t move anymore, quietly watching his hands rub back and forth on his ankle. The medicinal oil was cold to the bone, and gradually warmed between those palms. His stiff, tense legs eventually relaxed.

It just smelled too bad. He didn’t like it.

A servant girl knocked on the door. It was getting late, and they should be waiting for the masters to awaken.

“Come in,” Yan Mingting said.

Two cleaning maids opened the door and entered, and saw Zhao Yelan sitting on the bed with his black hair hanging down his shoulders while the General rubbed his feet.

The maids looked at each other, seeing surprise in the other’s eyes.

They didn’t understand, why did these people sometimes confront one another and sometimes love each other so much? Were all great men so capricious? 

“Are you done?” Zhao Yelan urged impatiently.

“At once.” Yan Mingting called it a day and put the medicine bottle away, getting up to wash his hands. “Get up and take a few steps?”

Zhao Yelan got up, looked down and stretched his ankles, then went to wash and change clothes expressionlessly.

After Yan Mingting washed his hands, there was nothing else to do, so he leaned against the door and waited while watching Zhao Yelan, bored to death.

Zhao Yelan changed into light yellow robes, which caused his skin to look fairer and his beauty and elegance to surpass others. He also chose a sachet with a stronger fragrance to wear, to suppress the scent of the medicinal oil.

He sat in front of the bronze mirror while the maid bound his hair. Raising his eyes, he met Yan Mingting’s in the mirror and they looked at each other silently, each with their own thoughts.

The two people went to have breakfast together, but Zhao Yelan didn’t want to talk to him, so he went back to the room after eating quietly.

The servants secretly gathered to mutter to each other.

“Did you just see that? The general’s neck! Was bitten! There were tooth marks!”

“Of course I saw it! I also saw the red marks on Zhao……furen’s wrists!”

“So it’s not just my illusion!”

“Are they……?”

The group of people seemed to have discovered some terrible secret, endlessly shocked. Then they were interrupted by the passing Housekeeper Qin: “What are you doing here? Don’t you have work to do?”

They quickly dispersed, and Housekeeper Qin looked around while muttering in a low voice: “In the end……young people really know how to play.”

Housekeeper Qin suddenly felt that he was very old and couldn’t understand what these young people were thinking. But considering it carefully, Zhao Yelan was born so stunningly beautiful, so it was understandable for the General to be confused and infatuated.

As old as he was, he still had some experience.

“Looks like I need to prepare some hot water for the night.”

In the bedroom, Gao Tan came back from outside and said happily: “My lord, I bought cherries today.”

A basket of bright red cherries sprinkled with drops of water looked very delicious.

Yan Mingting reached out to grab some, but was slapped away by Zhao Yelan: “Take your hand away, you are not allowed to eat.”

“Stingy.” Yan Mingting quickly snatched a handful and slipped out of the mansion.

“My lord, do you not want to go get them back?” Xiao Gao asked quickly.

“No need.” Zhao Yelan picked up a cherry, and when he squeezed it hard, the pulp split open and the juice flowed down. He narrowed his eyes slightly. “I have something else to tell you.”

Yan Mingting didn’t come back until evening.

When going to bed, the two lay side by side with books in the middle to separate them, each covered with a blanket.

The candle light was dim, and neither of them fell asleep. Yan Mingting was thinking about something, and Zhao Yelan was staring at the roof, wondering what he was thinking.

After a while, he sat up suddenly, crossed over Yan Mingting to get out of bed, and then lit the incense.

“Why are you lighting this stuff again?” Yan Mingting sneezed helplessly, then got up and pinched out the incense.

Zhao Yelan lit it again, and Yan Mingting extinguished it again. 

Zhao Yelan lit it again, and Yan Mingting extinguished it again. 

After several repeats of this, Yan Mingting simply carried him to bed and pressed his legs over the other’s to keep him from moving, and said in a low voice: “Hush, go to bed, stop making trouble, there is someone on the roof.”

Zhao Yelan blinked, and suddenly shouted loudly: “Xiao Gao!”

“My lord, I’m here,” someone outside the door responded.

Yang Mingting looked at him in confusion as he pushed his legs away, calmly walked to the door, and said inexplicably: “It’s very late, it couldn’t be that you want to eat some fruit again, do you?”

Then he heard Gao Tan standing outside the door and answering honestly: “My lord, I have been guarding for two hours, and there is no one on the roof, not even a bird.”

Zhao Yelan looked back at Yan Mingting.

Yan Mingting was dumbfounded. His eyes darted and he sat up in embarrassment, pulling up the curtain casually as he said with a guilty conscience: “Hey, look, the holes in this bed curtain are so small and unique.”

“Yan, Ming, Ting!”

A moment later, there was a commotion in the room, and Housekeeper Qin, who was lingering nearby, heard the movement. From a long distance, he could see two shadows entangled, going from east to west and back to east again. The General also yelped from time to time, and it could be seen that the situation was intense.

Housekeeper Qin blushed and shouted: “Xiao Gao, what are you doing at the door, is this something you can watch? Hurry up and help deliver the hot water!”


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Chapter Ten <<Table of Contents >> Chapter Twelve

After Being Forced to Marry the Evil Star General – Chapter Ten

At dusk, the servants hurriedly prepared dinner and tidied up the house. Because the new master’s requirements were many and precise, before they knew it, it turned into the servants of Zhao Mansion instructing the people of the General’s mansion on how to do things. It was inevitable that the two sides would become hostile.

Originally, the servants of the General’s Mansion could spend their time leisurely, feeding the chickens and fishing. The general who had just returned to Beijing was an easy-going person, and he didn’t need them to take care of him at all. Now there was an extra master, or rather, an ancestor.[1] In the past two days, he had added a lot of work for them, and the servants he brought with him were even more arrogant. Dissatisfied with everything they saw, they assigned tasks to them domineeringly, making them angry.

After a while, a little maid ran into the kitchen and said happily to her companions: “My god, the General actually punished his wife to do horse stance in the courtyard!”

“Is this true?”

The little companions were delighted, and ran to the front courtyard to watch.

The people of Zhao Mansion heard this, looked at each other, and followed suit.

Not long after, a group of servants peeked out from the corridor at the front courtyard, and saw Zhao Yelan crouching crookedly with his expensive clothes hanging on the ground, stained with dirt. His expression was very ugly.

Zhao Yelan heard whispering voices and looked back. With just that one look, they quieted down and left the place, pushing and shoving.

Gao Tan ran over, and was about to speak when Zhao Yelan stopped him: “Xiao Gao, go and see what the kitchen has cooked. If there is nothing I like, let them redo it.”

Gao Tan immediately stopped, hesitated for a moment, then turned and went to the kitchen.

“How old is Gao Tan?” Yan Mingting asked, looking at his back.

“What concern is it of yours?” Zhao Yelan said calmly. “Why do you ask so many questions?”

“Just asking, he looks pretty young,” Yan Mingting said, pressing down on his shoulders. “Put your hands down, squat down a bit, your body isn’t stable. If you sway around, you’re liable to fall down with a single blow.”

Zhao Yelan gritted his teeth. Sweat dripped from his forehead and a blush appeared on both sides of his cheeks. Just like peach blossoms unintentionally smudged on rice paper, the finishing touch was vivid and fragrant.

It was still dark during the morning exercises, so Yan Mingting had missed this sight. Now, he gazed at this novel and stunning thing, and couldn’t help but take a second look.

Zhao Yelan noticed his gaze, raised his hand, and slapped him on the chest.

The servants of Zhao Mansion who were passing by were surprised, and happily sped up, running back to the kitchen, where they exaggeratedly told everyone that Zhao-daren slapped General Yan. The Zhao Mansion recovered some lost ground!

“What are you slapping me for?” Yan Mingting asked.

“I was itching to, that’s all.”

Yan Mingting shrugged indifferently and pinched his face. Grabbing his face, Zhao Yelan hissed in pain and glared.

“Don’t ask, I was just itching to,” Yan Mingting replied.

“General, Zhong Yuehong and He Cuizhang are here,” the guards ran in to announce.

“Understood.” Yan Mingting let go of his grip and turned around, telling Zhao Yelan, “You persist for another quarter of an hour.”

When Zhong Yuehong and He Cuizhang stepped into the General’s Mansion, they happened to meet Yan Mingting approaching them. The three of them didn’t exchange too many pleasantries, and walked together to the study room, where they could discuss business.

When passing through the corridor, the two saw with sharp eyes a figure in fine attire disappearing at the end, and asked, “Is that Zhao Yelan?”

“En.”

“There’s another master in the General’s Mansion, I’m not used to it,” He Cuizhang said. “General, are you used to it yet?”

“Is it something to not be used to? It’s just one more person, how much impact could it have?” Yan Mingting said indifferently. Turning the corner and coming to the study room, he had just opened the door when he was stimulated by a pungent fragrance and sneezed on the spot.

He saw the person inside and said, “It’s fine if you don’t continue training, but why did you come to the study to burn incense?”

“I wanted to use the study.” Zhao Yelan held a history book in his hand, sitting leisurely on his seat to read it, and didn’t give them a single look.

There were too many other people about, and the servants were bustling around and coming in and out. It was very inconvenient, so the three of them came to a century-old tree in the back courtyard.

“General……are you really used to it?” He Cuizhong asked incredulously. They used to discuss business everywhere when they were on the frontier, but this was the first time they had fled to a tree.

How was it that they had worked so hard to return to the prosperous and affluent capital, yet the conditions here were more difficult than fighting in the field?

Yan Mingting cleared his throat in embarrassment, and said seriously, “What do you need with me?”

“There are some clues about what you want to investigate.” Zhong Yuehong lowered her voice and said, “The boy who delivered the old general medicine before he died confessed, saying that someone ordered him to put poison in the medicine. This poison is colorless and tasteless, and the dosage was small. Long-term use will make people dizzy and weak in the limbs, so with the old general on the battlefield……”

On the surface, the old general died fighting for the country, but in fact he was killed by a traitor. The major general didn’t even have time to mourn his father, setting aside personal matters for the sake of the country as he quickly led the soldiers onto the battlefield. It took three full days to win the battle, and the distraught Yan Mingting stopped the team that was transporting the old general’s body back to Beijing. He said that he wanted to spend another night with his father, and then quietly led the coroner to open the coffin for an autopsy.

He did not believe that his father would die at the hands of an ordinary soldier. His father once said that even if he died, he would cut off the head of the enemy general and be buried with him.

That night seemed extraordinarily long. He didn’t want to believe that his father could be defeated so easily, but was even more unwilling to believe that his father had braved untold danger only to be killed by his own people.

The end result was not surprising, only bitter and hopeless.

Since then, Yan Mingting had been concentrating on the battlefield while secretly sending his confidants to investigate the matter covertly. It was only that they hadn’t cultivated any influence in Beijing, and couldn’t inadvertently alert the enemy, so the investigation had dragged on until now. After many years, he finally found some clues after Mongolia surrendered, so he hurried back to Beijing. Even if he knew that he was also coming back to get married.

“Where is that person? Did you find out who ordered it?” Yan Mingting’s expression turned severe.

Zhong Yuehong shook her head bitterly: “He only said that the man was monstrously powerful in the capital, and that the lives of his whole family were in that man’s hands. Then he committed suicide.”

The three were silent for a while. He Cuizhang asked: “The trail was lost, so what should we do next?”

“It’s not lost, we at least narrowed the range,” Yan Mingting said.

“That’s true, there are quite a few powerful people in the capital, but if you want to say that their power is monstrous……” He Cuizhang thought about it, and suddenly pointed to the patio not far away, where Zhao Yelan was surrounded by a group of servants as he ate. “Isn’t he one of them?”

Yan Mingting crossed his arms in front of his chest, gazed at that figure for a moment, and said: “You continue to investigate, the things they have done are sure to have left a clue. Let’s see if we can find traces of that young man’s family.”

He Cuizhang still wanted to say something, but Yen Mingting had already skipped under the tree, saying relaxedly, “It smells so good, and it’s getting late, let’s stay and have dinner together.”

He Cuizhang and Zhong Yuehong really had to admire the speed of his emotional change. The two walked together behind him.

Born in the army, everyone had a life-long friendship and the rules were naturally fewer. They all used to eat together, but today they encountered some difficulties.

When the two were ready to sit down, they were suddenly sized up by Zhou Yelan’s cold gaze, and their hands and feet immediately became so stiff that they didn’t know where to put them.

Yan Mingting asked people to add two sets of bowls and chopsticks. Zhao Yelan didn’t stop him, but he also gave the order: “Go and wash your hands first.”

He was obviously disgusted, and the two looked at Yan Mingting awkwardly. Yan Mingting nodded: “Go, go.”

“You go too.” Zhao Yelan slanted a look at him.

Yan Mingting: “……Oh.”

The three of them stood in front of a basin of water, staring at each other in silence, and rubbed their hands together. They had just taken them out when a maid from the Zhao residence handed over a piece of osmanthus soap, and the three stared at each other again.

The maid explained: “It is used to rub on the hands to remove dirt and smells.”

The three rustic fellows had to take turns rubbing the soap and cleaning their hands carefully.

He Cuizhang whispered: “General, when will you be able to have dinner, ah?”

Yan Mingting whispered even lower: “You are lucky that you were not asked to take a bath before being served today.”

He Cuizhang felt terrible at the thought. When he looked at Zhao Yelan again, the words “this much is fine” came to mind.

Zhong Yuehong didn’t say anything, but took a few more glances at the sweet-scented osmanthus soap. Even as her family’s daughter, she had never used such delicate playthings. She came from a butcher’s family and had never seen anything like it. After enlisting in the army, even having a source of water was not a guarantee, so where could she have used it?

The three of them finally took their seats, picked up their chopsticks, and grabbed the food quickly, as if there were pursuers chasing after them. The speed of the meal made people speechless.

Zhao Yelan chewed slowly and swallowed a few mouthfuls, and saw that the food on the table had been completely eaten. Then he looked at the three people who were comfortably touching their stomachs, and set the chopsticks down heavily on the table.

Pa – 

The three of them were startled and quickly sat up straight, showing belated expressions of apology.

“Xiao Gao, go and bring out the things in the small kitchen,” Zhao Yelan ordered.

Not long after, exquisite delicacies were brought out. Yan Mingting was surprised: “Why are there so many dishes?”

Zhao Yelan picked up the dishes leisurely: “I was worried that there were too few cooks in your house, so I arranged for people to prepare more in the small kitchen. Thankfully, I gave the order, otherwise would there still be something for me to eat?”

He Cuizhang and Zhong Yuehong smiled cautiously, seeing the delicacies placed in front of him. They were delicious and beautiful, making people salivate, but their stomachs were already full and they could only be envious.

After the meal, the two left the General’s Mansion in disgrace. Before leaving, Zhong Yuehong was stopped by Zhao Yelan. She turned her head uncertainly, and Gao Tan walked up to her and handed her something.

Walking outside the gate, she opened it and saw that it was a brand new sweet-scented osmanthus soap.

“Why were you given this? Controlling us in the General’s Mansion and then sending it with us to wash with every day when we go home? Our calloused hands, even if we rubbed them hundreds of times, we can’t achieve the effect of his delicate skin and tender flesh,” He Cuizhang muttered.

Zhong Yuehong kicked him far away.

In the evening, Zhao Yelan, who had been tired all day, washed up early and picked up a new blanket, preparing to go to bed. It didn’t take long for another person to appear beside him. He turned his back to the other party, thinking that when he came back in the afternoon, he had found that the things he asked for were all there – – his requests having been met, he asked, “Why won’t you agree to splitting the house?”

Yan Mingting put his hands behind his head and crossed his legs: “Sleeping in separate rooms after just being married, I don’t want to lose face when the word spreads. It would look like this General’s Mansion was parading its wealth.”

Zhao Yelan snorted, not understanding what went on in his mind. Just as he closed his eyes, he realized that the other party was covering him with a blanket, and turned to glare at him: “Don’t cross the line.”

“The dog snarls and snaps at Lu Dong Bin,”[2] Yan Mingting said.

“Who are you calling a dog?” Zhao Yelan turned around, picked up the classic book between them, and threw it at him. “Get out of here!”

“Don’t move around.” Yan Mingting tilted his head to dodge the blow, then got up and grabbed his hands with a smile, pressing them on top of the pillow. “If you fight and can’t win, why bother?”

Zhao Yelan struggled for a long time, unable to free himself at all. His wrists were still grasped tightly. He looked at him with anger that stemmed from embarrassment, his chest heaving slightly and his collar messily opened to reveal jade-like porcelain skin.

Yan Mingting was dazed for a moment, then gradually restrained his playfulness and raised his head to look at the roof.

Zhao Yelan raised his head and bit his protruding Adam’s apple.

“Hiss –”

Yan Mingting hurriedly pushed the person away and got off the bed.

Zhao Yelan smiled triumphantly and lay down again. A short while later, he opened his eyes wide, in disbelief that Yan Mingting dared to tie his hands and feet with rope.

“Sleep tight.” Yan Mingting touched his Adam’s apple, his hair standing on end, then stretched out his legs to press down on those wriggling legs.

Zhao Yelan was about to curse him, but when he opened his mouth, it was covered.

“Hush, there is someone on the roof.” Yan Mingting lowered his voice.

Zhao Yelan blinked.

Yan Mingting looked up vigilantly, then down at the puppy who had suddenly become obedient. He smiled and said softly: “Be good tonight, understand?”

After a while, Zhao Yelan nodded.


[1] Calling him an ancestor is a sarcastic way of saying that Zhao Yelan is extremely self-important and demanding of respect.

[2] The entire saying goes: “The dog snarls and snaps at Lu Dongbin and doesn’t recognize his kindness.” This basically means “mistaking a good man for a bad one” and comes from a story about the Eight Immortals in Chinese myth. A man named Gou You (苟杳), which is pronounced the same as ‘dog bites’ (狗咬), was friends with Lu Dong Bin.


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Chapter Nine <<Table of Contents >> Chapter Eleven

After Being Forced to Marry the Evil Star General – Chapter Nine

The person who arrived was Chen Haoyi, the deputy official from the Ministry of Appointments. Ever since Minister Yu Junliang died in prison, he had been somewhat anxious and impatient.

He had been in office for many years, and finally got a promotion opportunity. Logically speaking, he should be qualified for this vacancy, but the emperor had not issued a transfer order for a long time. He was unable to sleep, fearing that something might go wrong, so he thought of coming to Zhao Yelan to discuss it with him.

The last time he went to visit Zhao Mansion and got a positive answer, he was excited for a few days after going back, but he found that Zhao Yelan had been busy with his marriage and had no time to pay attention to his affairs. He also heard that the colleagues who visited Zhao Mansion in those few days almost broke the threshold, and he panicked again. He wasn’t the only one who wanted this great opportunity.

So taking advantage of today, he prepared another big gift and came to visit him on the grounds of congratulating him on his wedding.

“Congratulations to General Yan and congratulations to Zhao-daren. It’s really a blessing to see the two of you loving each other so much.” Chen Haoyi calmly stood up from the ground, patted the dust off his clothes, picked up the things in his hands, and walked into the main hall with a smile.

It was a pity that he used the wrong means to flatter them. Zhao Yelan glanced at him coldly, straightening up and returning to his seat without giving Yan Mingting another look.

Yan Mingting smiled and said, easy-mannered, “You are……”

“I am the deputy official of the Ministry of Appointments, Chen Haoyi.” Chen Haoyi introduced himself respectfully, not offended. This general had just returned to Beijing, and it was normal for him not to recognize most of the people in the court.

“What are you doing here?” Yan Mingting asked directly. Chen Haoyi glanced at Zhao Yelan hesitantly, and Yan Mingting understood, saying, “It seems you are not looking for me. You two talk first, I’ll go out for a while.”

After speaking, he lifted his sword and left in an easygoing way, his manner completely different from the scene of Zhao Yelan going out with great fanfare.

Zhao Yelan watched him leave before stepping back to ask, “Tell me, what is the matter?”

Chen Haoyi explained his intention again, and before leaving, carefully handed him some snacks wrapped in paper while secretly taking out a house deed from his sleeve. He said in a whisper, “This is a house in the north of the city. If my lord likes it, he can use it as a leisure house.”

Zhao Yelan gave a half smile: “Chen-daren is too polite. As I said, the final decision on this is in the Emperor’s hands, I have little say.”

“Zhao-daren is modest. How about this, you only need to say a few words in front of the Emperor, and this house is yours.” Chen Haoyi raised his eyebrows at him, affirming that as long as he was willing to whisper in the Emperor’s ear and not help others, coupled with his own qualifications, this seat would be easy to obtain.

“Well, then……it’s difficult for you to visit again and again, so it would be impolite to refuse.” Zhao Yelan took the deed and watched him leave as if bathed in a spring breeze. There was nothing else to do, so he asked Xiao Gao to pack up and go to the north of the city to have a look at the house.

It was rare that these two days had been sunny. The temperature was also on the rise, and a stick of incense was still burning in the sedan chair.

Xiao Gao put a thin blanket on his lap, opened the curtain to look at the weather outside, and said happily: “It’s warming up quickly, so my lord’s health should be better.”

Zhao Yelan closed his eyes to rest and said: “It’s not so easy as that.”

“My lord’s condition is better today, and he only coughed thirteen times in the morning,” Xiao Gao said. “Is it because you went to train with the General?”

“No.” Zhao Yelan shook his head. He would rather believe that it was because of the weather.

“When it comes to the General, I think he is a good person. He met me in the morning and asked me my name. According to Housekeeper Qin, the General knows the names of every servant in the mansion,” Xiao Gao said.

“This makes him a good person?” The corner of Zhao Yelan’s mouth twitched. “Then tell me, am I a good person?”

“Of course you are!”

Zhao Yelan glanced outside. There were common people looking over, and those who recognized him backed up a few steps in fright, for fear of being caught and taken to prison.

“Look, no one thinks I’m a good person, so your judgment is flawed,” Zhao Yelan said with a smile.

“That’s because they are blind.” Xiao Gao smacked his leg. “There are not many good people like you left who kill people and still return the corpse to their family.”

Zhao Yelan muffled his laugh. As if it had hit a nerve, he couldn’t stop laughing out loud.

“What made Furen so happy?” Yan Mingting’s face suddenly appeared outside the window.

The laughter stopped abruptly. Zhao Yelan looked at the lingering person: “Why are you here?”

“I came out to do errands and I smelled my wife’s scent from a long distance away, so I came over to see, and it really is you.” Yan Mingting followed the sedan chair for a few steps, then called a stop and got in.

“Who allowed you to come up?” Zhao Yelan said, displeased.

“Then thanking Furen for being magnanimous and letting me sit down for a while, and allowing me to experience the comfort of this sedan chair.” Yan Mingting crossed his arms and leaned back, sighing contentedly. “Hey, there’s still something to eat.”

Seeing that he was going to take plums from the plate, Zhao Yelan reached out and slapped his hand away. “Dirty hands are not allowed to touch my things.”

“So particular.” Yan Mingting clicked his tongue twice and withdrew his hand. He glanced at their route through the window and asked, “Where are we going?”

Zhao Yelan asked back, “Where are you going?”

“I have nothing to do, I can accompany you around,” Yan Mingting said leisurely, holding the sword in his arms.

Zhao Yelan stared at the sword for a while, then heard a scream outside. He glanced toward it and shouted: “Stop the sedan chair.”

The three stood in front of a store, and a man was thrown out by several burly men, rolling right in front of them.

Crying bitterly, the man grasped Zhao Yelan’s hem. Raising his head, he saw that he was a frail young man and begged, “Help me, lend me one hundred taels and I will pay you back one hundred taels when I win! No, I will pay you back one thousand taels!”

Zhao Yelan watched his clothes being crumpled by his dirty hands, and stepped on his face: “Let me go, you mere ant.”

Xiao Gao immediately dragged the man into a nearby corner. Yan Mingting couldn’t help taking a second look, and then looked at the banner hanging outside the shop. A big “gambling” character was in the middle, and there was a commotion inside from time to time.

“What do you want to do in a casino?” Yan Mingting asked.

“Gamble, what else?” Zhao Yelan lifted his foot and walked inside, leaving Yan Mingting two steps behind. 

When Xiao Gao came back, he pretended to act natural and asked, “Gao Tan,[1] did your lord plan to come to the casino?”

“No, ah.”

“Then where are you going?”

“I don’t know.” Gao Tan scratched his head. “My lord’s behavior is the most unpredictable. He often goes out to do one thing, but turns around and does several other things.”

This kid looked simple and honest, and his words were sometimes stupid and sometimes shrewd. Yan Mingting couldn’t tell if it was true or not, so he had to follow and see the situation first.

In broad daylight, people came and went in the gambling house. This was the largest gambling house in the capital. Many people had made a lot of money here, and there were even more people who lost their family fortunes and committed suicide in hatred.

But no one would have sympathy, watching the excitement before proceeding to the next gamble.

Everyone’s emotions were magnified in the casino. The seven emotions and six desires seemed to have been ransacked, and only the words “lose” and “win” were left in their minds.

As soon as Yan Mingting entered, he spotted his target at a glance. Among the noisy, boisterous crowd, Zhao Yelan sat soberly and indifferently in front of a table with valuable things all over his body, attracting attention.

These gamblers seldom cared about major affairs in the world. When they saw the children from rich families coming to the gambling house, they would unconsciously come forward to watch, so as to see what would happen in the end.

Zhao Yelan chose the simplest way, only betting big or small, but he spent extravagantly, and his first bet was an expensive jade pendant.

“Big.”

Yan Mingting squeezed in through the crowd and stood beside him. Seeing him betting calmly, with a look of sure victory, he asked Gao Tan in a low voice: “He doesn’t come here often? Are you sure?”

Before Xiao Gao answered, he heard the dealer shout, “Small.”

Yan Mingting: “……”

The people around gave a “ooh.” After so much had been lost in the beginning, discussions gradually started and there were more and more people watching.

Zhao Yelan took out another jade pendant from his waist: “Big.”

The dealer shook the dice cup and opened it: “Small.”

For several rounds in a row, Zhao Yelan bet big, but none of them won.

Some people couldn’t help but bet against him specifically and won a lot. Others followed suit and made small bets one after another.

Not far away, another loser who was playing around heard this and squeezed over. When he saw the appearance of the person sitting there, he was shocked.

Ordinary people may not know, but he was Li Yucheng, the son of the Prime Minister, so he naturally knew Zhao Yelan a little bit. Zhao Yelan targeted his father everywhere in court, which had always caused him to hold a grudge.

He observed in secret for a while and gradually became attracted by the game. Finding that Zhao Yelan was losing every round, he inwardly ridiculed him for being taken advantage of. It was obvious that the dealer was cheating. Zhao Yelan went back to betting big, not knowing how to adapt to the circumstances. Wasn’t this giving money for nothing? He had thought that Zhao Yelan was powerful, but he was a fool, ah.

Zhao Yelan lost more than 20 rounds in a row, losing all the valuables on his body. The dealer asked him if he wanted to continue, and everyone around him jeered. The more they did this, the more they made others angry, and the easier it was to make them jump into a pit recklessly.

Yan Mingting saw that Zhao Yelan had clearly decided to take a gamble, and was a little curious about what else he would come up with to bet on. Unexpectedly, in the next moment, Zhao Yelan snatched the sword from his hand very naturally, put it on the table, and said proudly: “Big.”

Yan Mingting: “……”

“Is this sword worth money, ah?” Someone questioned.

“This sword is an item that General Yan Mingting wears all year round. Do you think it is worth money?” Zhao Yelan asked.

Hearing this, everyone was startled and looked away from the gambling table, staring at the tall and upright man next to him. The more they looked at him, the more they felt that he was imposing and majestic.

“But according to the rumors, isn’t General Yan ugly? This brother, no matter how you look at him, he doesn’t look like……”

“That’s right, I’ve heard that General Yan has a fat head and big ears.”

“You are deceiving us.”

Everyone spoke their minds and offered their opinions, but the dealer proposed to take the sword and ask the people above. Zhao Yelan nodded in agreement.

About a quarter of an hour later, the dealer returned, cupped his hands, and said, “It is indeed the General’s sword.”

Everyone gasped. For a moment, they didn’t know whether to be surprised that General Yan was so handsome or that General Yan also came to gamble.

“Wait, wait, if he is General Yan, then who are you?” Someone asked.

As soon as these words were spoken, there was a moment of silence in the noisy casino – – may they ask which man would General Yan accompany to the gambling house on the second day of his wedding, and be willing to stand by his side and offer his sword?

Everyone had an answer in their hearts, and they each looked at him differently.

Zhao Yelan smiled faintly without answering, and turned to face the dealer: “Can we start?”

Once the game began again, everyone stared at the table intently once more. Some daring people placed small bets, but more people did not dare to bet.

Everyone stared at the dice cup, and after a while, they exclaimed, “It’s small again!”

Amidst the wanton ridicule of the crowd, Zhao Yelan got up to leave dejectedly, but was bumped into by someone.

“How impressive.” Li Yucheng glanced at him arrogantly, as if he had forgotten that he had already lost everything today. He had also made two small bets secretly, and it was only thanks to Zhao Yelan that he managed to win back some pocket money. “When you are free, do you dare to gamble with this young master?”

“Anytime, I look forward to it.”

Zhao Yelan looked at him for a moment, but was blocked by Yan Mingting: “You lost my sword just like that?”

Zhao Yelan shrugged, walked out the door of the gambling house, and said without looking back: “If you make the bet, you must accept the loss. Just go to the gambling house and ask for it. Use your identity to press the issue, no one would dare to take the General’s things.”

Yan Mingting left sulkily, and Zhao Yelan went to a nearby restaurant in a good mood. There was no money to settle the bill, so he sat in a private room for a while, and a person dressed as a waiter offered the money: “My lord, take these things back.”

Zhao Yelan picked through them, took back a few ingots of silver to settle the bill, and returned the jade pendants: “The business is doing well, this is a reward for you.”

“Thank you, my lord, then this sword……”

Zhao Yelan glanced at it and said snappishly: “Just keep it at your place and don’t let me see it again. No one will be allowed to redeem it.”

“Yes.”

Zhao Yelan watched contentedly as the sword disappeared from sight. Tapping the teacup twice with his fingers, he asked, “Has Li Yucheng come to the shop often lately?”

“Yes. According to your instructions, we let him win a few hands from time to time, so that he comes frequently.” The man asked, “……Do we need to get straight to the point?”

“No need.” Remembering Li Yucheng’s arrogant attitude, Zhao Yelan smiled. “It’s not time yet.”

Now that the annoying Yan Mingting was gone, according to the original plan, he made another trip to the north of the city and saw that the house was not bad. Only then did he return to the General’s Mansion in the warm halo of dusk.

“You came back just in time, come with me to the training grounds.” Yan Mingting walked towards him, and was about to walk out while holding his arm.

“What are you going to do?” Zhao Yelan’s brain ached when he heard the words “training grounds.”

“Train.”

“I won’t go, release me!”

Being pulled and tugged at the gate, he found this feeling of being manipulated by others to be very hateful. Zhao Yelan was so annoyed that he pulled out the sword of the guard by the gate without any hesitation, but before he could lift it up, he felt a chill on his neck.

Yan Mingting had moved faster, picking up another guard’s knife and pressing it against his throat. He asked with a smile: “You want to use this trick again?”

Zhao Yelan lowered his eyes and stared at it for a while, then silently put the sword in his hand back into the scabbard. 

Yan Mingting raised his eyebrows: “Will you go to train?”

Zhao Yelan: “……Can’t training be done in the mansion?”


[1] Xiao Gao, or “little Gao” is an affectionate name that Zhao Yelan uses for him. Gao Tan is his actual name, and the author starts using it regularly at this point.


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Chapter Eight<<Table of Contents >> Chapter Ten

After Being Forced to Marry the Evil Star General – Chapter Eight

For the joy of the newly married couple, the Emperor spared Zhao Yelan and Yan Mingting from going to court for three days as a show of empathy.

It was just that the three-day rest period was nothing special to these two people. The former often missed morning court due to physical reasons, while the latter hardly ever went to morning court.

But it was not completely indistinguishable from the days before.

After all, the two were nominally husband and wife now, and there were many things that needed to be adjusted in daily life with one more person around.

After Zhao Yelan took a bath, he changed into a purple robe with intricate patterns embroidered on the bottom of the lapel, gold thread at the cuffs and white lining at the hem, walking like the clouds in the sky parting. It was very difficult for anyone to present such a rich and indifferent temperament properly.

Yan Mingting took a few more glances, thinking that if he were to wear this outfit, it would have the effect of Guan Gong[1] wearing a floral dress, out of place and incongruous.

The two sat down in the main hall. According to tradition, they would serve tea to their parents-in-law this morning. Yan Mingting taking him to the memorial tablet to burn a stick of incense for the two elders could be regarded as a visit.

“Since we will be together morning and night in the future, let’s clarify some things first.”

“What do you mean?” Yan Mingting felt that from his serious expression and the servants of the Zhao Mansion standing in the center of the hall that what he was about to say was probably very serious.

Zhao Yelan picked up the teacup, skimmed the tea foam from the top, and said, “For example, your living habits.”

“Oh, living habits. Mine are very simple. Start at Maoshi, train, have breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sleep at midnight,” Yan Mingting said.

Zhao Yelan gave him a sidelong glance: “What about other times?”

“Training.”

How very boring.

Zhao Yelan took a sip of tea, frowned slightly, put down the cup, and said, “Change the cup of tea.”

“What’s wrong?” Yan Mingting asked, not sure whether there was a problem with his answer or the tea. He looked down at the tea in his hand. “Don’t you like this tea?”

Xiao Gao received a look from Zhao Yelan and stepped forward to explain stridently, “Our lord only likes to drink Longjing tea. The Longjing needs to be the Mingqian tea produced in Xihu. As the name suggests, it is a crop that is to be picked before Tomb-sweeping day.”

Yan Mingting was stunned when he heard this.

Zhao Yelan: “What kind of tea is this?”

“It’s picked from the camellia tree out back,” Yan Mingting said.

“I won’t drink it.” Zhao Yelan looked at his people. “Go and change the tea.”

Housekeeper Qin saw the maidservant of the Zhao Mansion across the street hurrying to change the tea leaves, and couldn’t help but feel sorry for the general: “Zhao……furen, you don’t know, but the tea leaves in the General’s Mansion were all grown by the old lady herself. That’s why the general has been ordering people to pick it every year, and he is only willing to make two cups for distinguished guests.”

“Is that so?”

Seeing Housekeeper Qin’s anxious look, Yan Mingting sighed heavily under Zhao Yelan’s questioning eyes: “Ai, yes. This is all my mother’s wish. If you don’t drink it, I’m afraid that the elders will remember you and come to give you dreams in the middle of the night.”

Zhao Yelan: “……”

Housekeeper Qin was shocked. Seeing Yan Mingting secretly and solemnly winking at him, he quickly lowered his head and pretended not to see it.

“Since it is for distinguished guests, it is even more necessary to save it. It is not suitable for me to drink.” Zhao Yelan gave a calm smile and then looked at Yan Mingting fixedly. “After all, I am not a guest, but a host.”

“Yes, yes, yes, you are right.” Yan Mingting couldn’t refute it, so he ordered people to put away all the tea leaves and not brew them for this master in the future. Hmph, ignorant fellow.

While waiting for the new tea, Housekeeper Qin proposed to take Zhao Yelan to tour the mansion. Although the General’s Mansion was old and simple, it was not small, so it was good to take advantage of these two days to get familiar with the environment.

Zhao Yelan had no objection, and got up to follow behind them. A sachet at his waist swung with his steps, and a pair of eyes swung with it.

Zhao Yelan turned his head to look at Yan Mingting expressionlessly: “What are you looking at?”

Yan Mingting pointed at the sachet curiously: “This scent is different from the previous ones.”

He used to sneeze when he smelled it, but this scent was faint, indistinct, and just right, suitable for this weather and for this owner.

“Of course it’s different. I have all kinds of sachets, and they have all kinds of scents.” Zhao Yelan proudly raised his head, put some distance between them, and observed every corner of the mansion.

There were many wings and side rooms, but because they were not occupied all year round, they had a stale smell, and even after some repairs, they had not been fully restored.

“From now on, you should always be living in the capital. Why don’t you fix it up?” Zhao Yelan asked.

“There are not many people in the mansion, so why bother to spend time on it? No one will live in it after it is repaired.”

“Not many people?” Zhao Yelan turned his head to look at the old man from the Zhao family he had brought. “Then go recruit a group of servant girls tomorrow.”

Yan Mingting hastily stopped him: “We only have two masters in total, so it’s inconvenient to ask so many people to do whatever.” 

“It’s inconvenient for me if there are fewer people, these people in your house don’t know how to serve others at all. They slack off and can’t even make Furong Tofu soup well, just chatting around in the kitchen,” Zhao Yelan said.

Yan Mingting: “They have been used to staying in the mansion since they were young, so they are definitely not as good as the people in your house, or as refined.”

The two started arguing over this matter again, and Housekeeper Qin persuaded, “Why don’t we go to the study first?”

Zhao Yelan flicked his sleeves and strode into the study room. As soon as he entered the door, he raised his hand to cover his nose with his sleeve, waving the other hand: “How long has it been since anyone was in here?”

Housekeeper Qin explained: “The General’s Mansion has never liked to use the study.”

Zhao Yelan walked in with a frown and ordered: “Pack this up and go back home tomorrow to move all the things in my study. The house is too musty, clean it well and smoke some incense in it……There, set up a seat for me and a table, and prepare pen, ink, paper, and inkstone. Remember, it must be the inkstone from Jinming Pavilion.”

The people in the General’s Mansion were dumbfounded – – taking notes, several people rushed to make arrangements at this moment.

After only visiting a few rooms, there were not enough servants, and Yan Mingting finally understood why he wanted to recruit more.

Thinking that there were still so many rooms to visit in the back, and not knowing how many orders were still in that mouth, he saw Zhao Yelan walk to the door of his armory and quickly grabbed his arm to pull him back.

Zhao Yelan was caught off guard and turned around. Before he could see what happened, his eyes went dark and he bumped into a broad and powerful chest.

A faint fragrance lingered in front of him, and when Yan Mingting lowered his head to look, he happened to bump into Zhao Yelan’s raised head. Those eyes that seemed to be quenched with cold light gave him a hard look.

Yan Mingting forgot what to say for a moment and just thought it was funny, so he laughed.

“Let go.” Zhao Yelan shook off his hand angrily and subconsciously touched the dagger hidden in his sleeve.

“Uh……what I mean is, do you want to take a look in the back courtyard? This room is full of knives and spears, it would be bad if you accidentally hurt yourself,” Yan Mingting said.

Zhao Yelan looked at him for a while, then turned and walked in another direction: “Lead the way!”

Yan Mingting breathed a sigh of relief and secretly told Housekeeper Qin, “Don’t let him in this room from now on.”

On the one hand, it was true that he was afraid that swords and spears would hurt unwary people, and on the other hand, he was worried that if Zhao Yelan got interested, he would come here to burn some incense. If these babies smelled so strongly, could he still live?

The General’s Mansion had been languishing for many years. Zhao Yelan knew about this situation, so he ordered some changes, but when he came to the back courtyard, he found that he had still underestimated the situation in the General’s Mansion.

He saw a piece of land specially set up in the back courtyard, surrounded by fences. There was a group of chickens within it, and a rooster was walking around the circle with its cockscomb in high spirits. A hen was foraging for food, and there were two eggs in the nest.

The maid in charge of raising chickens ran over skillfully, picked up the two eggs from the nest, and placed them in her arms.

Those who didn’t know would think they had entered a farm. Zhao Yelan looked at the lively place, pointed at the chicken coop, and asked in disbelief: “You actually raise these things in the mansion?”

“En.” Yan Mingting didn’t find it strange at all, and enthusiastically led him to the small fish pond in the rear. “Look at these.”

Zhao Yelan pressed his forehead.

High-ranking dignitaries and officials were very particular, and would build small bridges and flowing water landscapes in their courtyards, which were beautiful and unique, with good feng shui. The General’s Mansion was just fine, with a small bridge over flowing water, but the fish inside were not the common red and yellow koi that were used for ornamental purposes. It was a school of commonly eaten fish such as perch and carp, which hid at the bottom of the water and only surfaced occasionally.

“What are you doing raising these in the mansion?”

“Don’t you think it is very energetic?” Yan Mingting raised his eyebrows, pleased with himself, pointing at the chicken coop and fish pond with a proud expression that seemed to say that this was the country he had laid down. “Who says that my General’s Mansion is lifeless, look how lively it is.”

“Other people generally don’t say that the General’s Mansion is lifeless.” Zhao Yelan met Yan Mingting’s questioning eyes and said slowly, “They talk about you being so cursed that even the dog is dead.”

Yan Mingting rubbed his chin and pondered: “Unexpectedly, they know quite a lot. Most of these living creatures are going to be killed by me.”

Soon, Zhao Yelan knew what he meant by “going to be killed.”

The food on the table was freshly served and steaming. Steamed sea bass, boiled fish filets, fish head with chopped peppers, hot and sour chicken giblets, ginseng chicken soup……there were also a few side dishes, using chicken and fish to the extreme.

“……This is what you killed them for?” Zhao Yelan asked.

“This is me sending them to be reincarnated earlier. Don’t worry, I’ve recited the mantra for them, and they won’t fall into the animal world again in the next life.” Yan Mingting picked up a piece of fish and ate it with relish.

“…….”

These were all the specialty dishes cooked by his own chef, so they were naturally not as good as the delicacies that Zhao Yelan had eaten, but after this morning’s tossing, his appetite had been roused. After a few bites, the taste was acceptable, and after a leisurely meal, he was quite satisfied.

However, it was impossible for him to eat this every day.

After several hours of gathering knowledge, the living habits of Zhao Yelan and Yan Mingting could be said to be worlds apart.

One luxurious and ostentatious, one simple and convenient.

If they wanted to live in harmony, they would have to make concessions to each other. But Zhao Yelan didn’t want to live in harmony, let alone give in.

“If you can change, that would be best. If you can’t, let’s divide the house. Aren’t there so many rooms in the back courtyard? You take your people to live with your chickens and fish,” Zhao Yelan said.

“No, you’re asking me to change, so what exactly should I change?” Yan Mingting didn’t understand.

“First of all, when you go back home, you have to wash your hands first. Especially after going to the training grounds and back, the whole body smells bad,” Zhao Yelan said in annoyance.

Xiao Gao on the side added honestly: “My lord is fond of fragrances, we all want our bodies to smell good.”

These words fell into Housekeeper Qin’s ears, and it was not a pleasant feeling – – for a general who practiced martial arts, what was wrong with the smell of sweat! That was the majesty of masculinity! Unlike some people who were fond of their fragrance of cosmetics and powder.

He snorted and was unexpectedly heard by others. Zhao Yelan gave him a sideways glance: “Housekeeper Qin seems to have something to say?”

Housekeeper Qin was startled, bowed his head, and confessed, “This old slave has nothing to say.”

“Is there anything else?” Yan Mingting asked.

Zhao Yelan: “Also, there are too few servants, the food is too much, the tables and chairs are too old, the wardrobe is too small, the bed board is too hard, and the chicken coop is too smelly……Think of these for the time being, and take care of them all first.”

Yan Mingting pondered for a while, but Housekeeper Qin became anxious first: “General, don’t agree, we can’t bear this grievance!”

Zhao Yelan leisurely played with the jade pendant at his waist, the crystal clear jade shuttling between his fingers. He smiled slightly: “If you can’t stand it, then let’s separate. The accounts will also be separated, Zhao Mansion will belong to Zhao Mansion, and the General’s Mansion will belong to the General’s Mansion. Let’s not interfere with each other, how about being friendly neighbors?”

Housekeeper Qin thought this proposal was very good!

Although there was no news in Beijing of newlyweds who split houses on the second day of their marriage, this was a special situation for the General. For two big men, it was better to sleep in different rooms, and more spacious!

Housekeeper Qin sent a silent, meaningful glance at Yan Mingting, but surprisingly, Yan Mingting said, “That’s fine, I’ll change all of these, and I’ll arrange for you to replace all the things you want to change immediately.”

Zhao Yelan paused and looked up at him: “Really?”

“En.”

“Why did you agree so readily?” Zhao Yelan asked suspiciously.

“It’s nothing, I just don’t want to split houses with you.” Yan Mingting stretched comfortably in his chair. “It’s rare to marry such a beauty, how can I leave you in the cold?”

Knowing that he said that on purpose to irritate him, Zhao Yelan couldn’t help but get angry. His expression changed several times and he smiled suddenly. Suppressing the anger between his brows, he got up and walked in front of him, raised his chin, and said elegantly and virtuously, “Is the General telling the truth?”

Yan Mingting held in his amusement, waiting for his reaction: “Yes.”

The person in front of him tilted his head, leaned close to his ear, and slightly hooked his lips: “My sachet contains not only incense, but also poison. It depends on whether you have the ability to steal it from me.”

His warm breath landed lightly and intimately on Yan Minging’s skin, stirring up a slight shudder. This was different from the excitement and apprehension of leading troops into battle. It was the breath of another person that easily made him freeze in this way, an unknown and novel experience that he had never had before.

With a shua sound, his sword revealed a bit of light, extremely sharp. Yan Mingting asked with a low laugh: “I wonder if your poison will be faster than my sword?”

The two pairs of eyes confronted each other for a long time.

However, outsiders could not hear what they muttered, and didn’t even feel the tense atmosphere. The servants only saw that the two masters were arguing about splitting the houses a moment ago, and then started speaking words of endearment in an instant, whispering with their heads close together and smiles on their faces. It was truly shocking.

“Zhao-daren, someone wants to see you!”

As soon as the gatekeeper’s voice fell, an extra figure appeared at the door. From a distance, he saw the terrifying Zhao Yelan leaning on Yan Mingting’s chair, lowering his head as if he were about to forcefully kiss General Yan. He was so frightened by this scene that he tripped directly through the door.

In broad daylight, under the bright sky! General Yan, you have been molested so miserably!


[1] Guan Gong: Lord Guan, a decorated military general in the historical novel, ‘Romance of the Three Kingdoms.’


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Chapter Seven<<Table of Contents >> Chapter Nine

After Being Forced to Marry the Evil Star General – Chapter Seven

The person who was still asleep heard someone calling his name, opened his eyes drowsily, and saw Yan Mingting’s face. He didn’t react for a while: “Why are you here……”

“You’re in my room,” Yan Mingting answered.

“……” Zhao Yelan glanced at the sky outside. It was as black as thick ink. He rubbed between his brows. “What time is it?”

“Maoshi,[1] it’s time to train.”

Zhao Yelan closed his eyes, turned his back to him, and cursed inwardly. The world suddenly spun and he woke up abruptly to find that he was no longer in the warm bed. Instead, he was suspended above the floor, his body carried on a pair of shoulders.

“What are you doing! Put me down!” Zhao Yelan was fully awake and beat Yan Mingting’s back hard.

Yan Mingting said nonchalantly: “We’re going to stretch your lazy muscles.”

Zhao Yelan kept calling his name, and the other party stopped at the door, turning back. He had just breathed a sigh of relief when the other party pressed him onto the bed, put on his boots and cloak, and then picked him up again.

The guard at the door was startled when he saw the general carrying a man out: “General, is there a thief?”

“Yan Mingting! Let me go, you hear me!” Zhao Yelan cursed, out of breath.

“It’s nothing, not a thief, just the Furen.[2] Go get my horse and we’ll go out.”

As soon as Zhao Yelan landed firmly on his feet, Yan Mingting dragged him onto the horse’s back. With a cry of surprise, he grabbed his arm in a panic, and then roughly pushed it away.

“Don’t move around, be careful not to fall.” Yan Mingting laughed. “This fall would hurt so much, you might break something.”

Zhao Yelan was frustrated: “Isn’t there a sedan chair in the majestic General’s Mansion?!”

“Why would you want to sit on that thing? It has to be carried, and it’s very boring, how can it be relaxing and comfortable? Hold on tight.” Yan Mingting grabbed the reins, clamped the horse’s belly with his legs, and vanished on the wide road in an instant.

The cool wind rushing by blew across Zhao Yelan’s face, cold and painful. The speed of the horse was so fast that it was impossible to see the road ahead. He simply closed his eyes and listened to the beating of his own heart as he sat on the back of a fast horse for the first time. His body was not used to it, and he felt unspeakably nervous for fear of falling off.

They went all the way without speaking.

“Here we are.” Yan Mingting stopped, dismounted first, and stretched out a hand to him. “Come down.”

Zhao Yelan glanced at him sharply. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he found that it was still trembling slightly and he retracted it again, holding the reins motionlessly, like a silent stone lion.

“If you don’t come down, my subordinates will arrive soon.” Yan Mingting laughed.

Zhao Yelan’s face turned cold, and he gave him his hand expressionlessly. Just as he stepped on the stirrups, he was easily carried down and his waist was measured, only to hear Yan Mingting sigh: “Let me just say that you have poor stature, your waist is too thin, and you can’t even subdue a horse.”

Zhao Yelan raised his eyes, smiled slightly, and fiercely stomped on his foot.

When the subordinates rushed over, they saw their general standing at the gate of the training field, hopping with one foot in his arms. They hurriedly stepped forward to ask what happened.

“It’s fine, it’s fine.” Yan Mingting waved his hands and said nonchalantly, “Let’s all go in.”

The group of people nodded, only to find that there was an additional person. His face was so pale, but his cheeks were stained red, likely from anger.

“General, why did you bring Zhao……ah, furen here?” Zhong Yuehong was puzzled.

“He wants to practice martial arts to keep fit, so I brought him to train together,” Yan Mingting said.

Nonsense!

Zhao Yelan was angry, but he didn’t want to argue with others in front of a group of strangers and lose his elegant demeanor for no reason.

The soldiers in the training grounds had already stood up in an orderly manner. Yan Mingting led the group of people inside and heard a loud shout: “General!”

“This is the capital, not a camp, so don’t wake up the common people.” Yan Mingting asked these men not to speak loudly and to go down and lead everyone in training, then led Zhao Yelan around in front.

The soldiers’ feet were planted firmly, but their heads sprung up like bamboo shoots, one after another, scrambling to look at the people in front of them.

They heard that the pale and tender person next to the General was the General’s wife. He looked sick, coughing twice from time to time, but he was a person who was a gentleman in front of others while doing bad things in the dark, and the common people scolded him, cursing him to die early. Unexpectedly, on the second day of the wedding, the General pulled him over to train together early in the morning. The General was really amazing, ah!

While the soldiers were observing Zhao Yelan, Zhao Yelan was also watching them. This group of people suffered more and were more useful than the Imperial guards in the capital. The Imperial guards had long been supported by Imperial funding. The commander used to take a lot of money to curry favor with him, and it could be seen that there was a lot of greed for ill-gotten gains.

“Zhao Yelan, come here.”

Zhao Yelan turned around. When he saw Yan Mingting, he became inexplicably angry, and said coldly: “Who allowed you to call me by my name?”

“Then what should I call you? Furen?” Yan Mingting smiled.

Zhao Yelan’s expression became even more unsightly, utterly unable to put up with it. Yan Mingting took the initiative to come over and say: “How about it? Let’s see, shouldn’t we get started?”

“Start……what?” Zhao Yelan glanced at him blankly. Then a leg suddenly squeezed between his, exerting force from left to right, and his legs were forced to separate. After stabilizing his figure, his shoulders were pressed down by a pair of hands.

“Train your body well.” Yan Mingting stood behind him and said, “Lower your legs a bit, and keep your waist straight.”

Zhou Yelan wanted to resist and was about to stand up, but the other party used force indiscriminately and pushed him down even deeper.

His legs couldn’t support the weight of the two of them and he almost fell backwards, but it was easy for Yan Mingting to hug his back, saying sarcastically: “Even my family’s chickens are stronger than you.”

Enraged by these few words, Zhao Yelan looked sideways at his smug, smiling face. He raised his hand and was about to lash out, but heard the sound of a blade being unsheathed – – Yan Mingting held a sword in his hand, and when he lifted his thumb, a part of the sword came out of the sheath, shining coldly.

The eyes of the two met, and neither of them would give in. After a moment of confrontation, Zhao Yelan turned his head silently.

– – A wise man submits to the circumstances.

Yan Mingting nodded happily, and continued to guide his movements and adjust his posture.

This side was conducting two-person training, but the soldiers on the other side couldn’t hear what they were talking about. They only saw the General bring his new wife to train with everyone, already not coveting the conjugal bed, but bullying the new wife fairly and justly……. Ah, correcting the Furen’s actions was really admirable, and he was worthy of being their indomitable General!

The soldiers stepped steadily, as easy as eating or drinking, but Zhao Yelan was not like that.

After just a quarter of an hour, his legs were shaking and his back was sweating. The sheen of sweat on his forehead and the back of his neck caused his hair to stick, making him very uncomfortable.

Yan Mingting came over to inspect: “En, not bad, there’s finally a little color in that face.”

Zhao Yelan gave him a fiercely cutting look, pondering how to make this fellow kneel down and beg for mercy.

Not long after, a little bit of light appeared in the sky, and the whole city began to wake up. The common people rose in the morning to start freshening up, and the officials went to court one after another. The streets were soon full of people coming and going, stepping on the age-worn flagstones and talking about today’s events.

The soldiers were finally able to fight loudly. Yan Mingting divided them into several teams to practice in turn. After observing for more than half an hour, he finally remembered the person who had been left out. Standing on the platform and looking around, he asked, “Where’s Zhao Yelan?”

“He left early,” Zhong Yuehong said.

“Why didn’t you remind me?”

“He threatened me with his official authority, and I dared not disobey.” After speaking, Zhong Yuehong jumped into the training team and picked a strong person to compete against.

Yan Mingting glanced at the gate of the training grounds and didn’t know how Zhao Yelan got back.

Obviously he went back in a sedan chair. Zhao Yelan saw Yan Mingting going to the platform to divide the teams, so he left the training field in a fit of anger and hired a soft and comfortable sedan chair. After sitting down, he coughed a few times and pounded his aching thighs, then laid back to nap.

After the sedan chair stopped, he woke up and opened the curtain to take a look. Realizing that he had habitually ordered it to go back to the Zhao Mansion, he sat back in the sedan chair and did not leave for a long time.

In a daze, he heard his name from the mouths of passers-by outside.

“Did you see the special ceremony yesterday?”

“Of course, it was a huge scene, but it’s a pity that it was for the eunuch Zhao Yelan.”

“Eunuch?!”

“You don’t know yet, ah? There have been such rumors in the market for a long time. I didn’t believe it at first, but marrying him to the General now is just for convenience. Look at his white and clean appearance, what sort of man is like him, dressed up beautifully and with the fragrance of cosmetics all over his body? He is also in his twenties and has never married a wife, so maybe he can’t have sex.”

“No wonder, he walks slowly and his voice is mostly delicate and cute, but I don’t know if the General was scared by his appearance last night, hahaha.”

As the voice faded away, Zhao Yelan lifted the curtain and gestured to the two guards at the gate of the Zhao Mansion.

Seeing that it was him, the guards hurried forward to listen to his orders.

“Eunuch Gao is short of manpower. Those two looked quite clever, suitable for errands. Take them to Eunuch Gao.” Zhao Yelan turned his head and pointed to the two figures walking away.

“Yes.”

After returning to the General’s Mansion, he realized that the place was in chaos.

Early in the morning, the maids had knocked on the door, only to find that there was no one in the room. They searched around anxiously, but to no avail, and for some reason a quarrel broke out.

Xiao Gao brought a group of servants from the Zhao Mansion to ask the General’s Mansion where he was, while Housekeeper Qin and the maids suspected that the new master had murdered their General.

The two sides argued endlessly, until Xiao Gao discovered Zhao Yelan’s figure and hurried forward: “My lord, where did you go early in the morning?”

Zhao Yelan asked him sullenly: “Why did you sleep so long today?”

Normally, Xiao Gao would wake up if there was a little movement, but today when he was taken away by Yan Mingting, he especially raised his voice and Xiao Gao didn’t show up for a long time.

“I drank some wine at the wedding last night.” Xiao Gao knew he was wrong, and walked around him. “Are you alright, my lord? Are you injured?”

Zhao Yelan was exhausted to the point of weakness and couldn’t censure him anymore, so he walked to the room with a lack of interest and ordered: “Prepare some hot water, I want to take a bath.”

Xiao Gao immediately took people to make preparations, but because it was a new environment, he had to find a few maids from the General’s Mansion to go with him.

Housekeeper Qin followed behind Zhao Yelan. Seeing that he didn’t intend to bring it up, he asked cautiously: “May I ask Furen, where did you and the general go? Where is the general now?”

He was answered by a violent slam of the door.

Housekeeper Qin, embarrassed at being rejected, went to the guards at the gate for questioning. The guards were the first group after the change of shift, and remembered that their colleagues had jokingly mentioned that the General had carried his new wife out to play.

Just as Housekeeper Qin breathed a sigh of relief, he choked up inexplicably – – why did that sound like the General was going to kill someone to silence him?

At the end of the hour, Yan Mingting returned home on horseback. As soon as he entered the gate, he saw maids and servants coming in and out with hot water, in a mad rush. He stopped a maid casually, and seeing her holding a pot of delicate and beautiful flower petals, he wondered: “What are you all doing?”

“Answering the General, it is Furen who wants to take a bath.”

“He needs these things……to take a bath?” Yan Mingting picked up a petal, turned around, and walked into the room with a complicated expression.

Behind the screen was a large wooden barrel. The servants took turns pouring hot water, and the petals were sprinkled in together. Xiao Gao tested the water temperature and nodded: “My lord, it’s ready.”

Zhao Yelan sniffed the smell on his body. As soon as he got behind the screen and took off his outer clothing. Yan Mingting rushed in hurriedly. He subconsciously covered a certain part of his back, then realized that there were still clothes covering him and put down his hands, looking at Yan Mingting with an unworried expression: “Get out.”

“I just want to look.” Yan Mingting turned his head to look into the barrel and saw the petals floating on the water. There was also incense and candied melons and fruits beside the barrel, exceedingly enjoyable.

He heard from the maid that Zhao Yelan ordered the freshly picked flower petals and melons and fruits, but where could the General’s Mansion get rose petals? So she had to go outside to look for them, and she would be taught a lesson if she was late, so she was in a hurry.

“What? Never seen such a thing?” Seeing his surprised gaze, Zhao Yelan asked with a half-smile.

“I’ve never seen such inspired and meticulous bathing with my own eyes,” Yan Mingting said.

“What do you want to say? That I’m not like a man?” Zhao Yelan casually leaned on the edge of the barrel. The veins in his hands were bulging and there was a storm brewing in his eyes, just waiting for a thunderclap before capsizing people.

Xiao Gao, who was familiar with him, stood silently a little farther away at this time. An angry lord was not to be offended.

In the dead silence, Yan Mingting finally withdrew his gaze from the barrel and said: “What do you mean, not like, you are a man yourself, ah. What I want to say is……I want to try this too.”

Zhao Yelan frowned slightly. His dangerous eyes were caught off guard and disrupted, and he glanced at him with incredulity, unable to believe what he just heard.

“So this is the petal bath, ah.” Yan Mingting fished in the water curiously. The petals lay softly and comfortably in his palm, exuding a slight fragrance. “Softens the liver and awakens the spleen, soothes qi and activates blood, clears stagnant blockages. I’ve been wanting to try it for a long time, it’s just that it would be strange and embarrassing in the barracks, but now I have a chance.”

Zhao Yelan hadn’t recovered from his astonishment when he saw him take off his outer clothing. He quickly stopped him, saying: “Get out of here!”

“What’s the matter, with so much water and petals, it’s a waste to wash alone.” Yan Mingting invited, “We’re both big men, what are you afraid of? Come, let’s do it together, ah.”

Zhao Yelan pressed his forehead, gritted his teeth, and said: “Xiao Gao, light some more incense!”

Yan Mingting thought to himself: Not good!

After a while, Housekeeper Qin saw his General running out of the room in disheveled clothes while sneezing and yelling, “If you won’t let me, then don’t let me, why pull out a hidden weapon!”

Housekeeper Qin didn’t know who would be the first to kill the other.

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The author has something to say:

Yan Mingting: I also want to wash in fragrance together ~~

Zhao Yelan: Disgusting.

Housekeeper Qin: Let’s make a bet and see who gets stabbed first?

Yan Mingting: ? The fierce man draws his sword.jpg.


[1] Mǎoshí (卯时): 5-7am according to the system of two-hour subdivisions.

[2] Furen (夫人) is applied to a married woman’s name. Basically, ‘Mrs.’ Many people will use this title from now on when referring to Zhao Yelan.


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