T/N: So sorry for the sudden hiatus! Between going on vacation and getting Covid for the nth time, I didn’t have the time or will to translate!
From the moment he boarded the car to the airport, and from the airport to the moment he boarded the plane, He Chuzhou was in a dilemma.
Although he and Pei Xi had become much closer recently, they could at most be summarized as friends. Was this normal behavior between two male friends?
He tried to imagine the scene of Wu Qing helping him do his tie and touching his Adam’s Apple—
Forget it. He was a little nauseated.
But Pei Xi wasn’t the type to get so close to others, ah. Giving him such sweetness out of nowhere, could it be that…..he also had that kind of intention toward him?
No wonder they said that things develop in the opposite direction when they reach an extreme.
As soon as this conjecture popped into his mind, the elated feeling reached its peak and then instantly cooled.
It was impossible. How could it be possible?
He was so polite with him the day he went up the mountain. How could he have changed so suddenly? He Chuzhou hadn’t cast black magic on him.
He reached up and rubbed his brow with mixed emotions.
Damn. Why are you becoming more like a guy who has more confidence than he’s earned? He just tied a tie for you, why are you already thinking about where to go on the honeymoon?
Could it be that that day on the mountain, he accidentally maxed out a certain level of favorability?
Was it so easy to do?
If that was the case, could he find a way to bring him up there a few more times…..
“Huh?”
Yun Ji had suddenly taken out his phone and poked him in the arm with it: “What are you thinking about? Your expression could create an episode of The Legend of Zhen Huan.”[1]
He Chuzhou was distracted : “It’s nothing.”
Yun Ji: “Then why do you keep touching your tie? If it’s not tied properly, just untie it and tie it again.”
“Huh?” He Chuzhou seemed to finally return to his senses, turning to look at him uncomprehendingly: “How did you know Pei Xi gave me this tie?”
Yun Ji: “……?”
He Chuzhou lowered his head and tidied it up again, his face full of pleasure: “I don’t need your help. Pei Xi did it for me before I left. It’s perfect.”
Yun Ji: “ ? ? ? ”
Yun Ji looked as though he’d seen a ghost: “Brother, did I say I would help you?”
Yun Ji: “No, who asked you? ? ?”
He Chuzhou paid him no mind. He thought for a moment, then took out his phone and snapped a photo of his tie, edited a paragraph of text, and sent them off together.
At the same time, Wu Qing, who was comfortably lying on a beach overseas and watching the sunset, received a message. He picked up his phone and opened it.
Wu Qing: [En, looks fine. Much better than those old-fashioned colors you used before. It shows your good aesthetic taste.]
He Chuzhou: [Pei Xi gave it to me.]
Wu Qing: [ ? ]
Wu Qing: [Blegh, you sent this just to show off to me?]
He Chuzhou: [No, I just want to ask you something.]
He Chuzhou: [He specially bought me a tie and helped me put it on personally. Do you think he has some kind of feelings for me?]
Wu Qing: [ ? ? ? ]
Wu Qing: [Are you sick? An old married couple is still playing the game of marriage first, love later? How old are you?]
Wu Qing: [If you want to play, then play, but you still want to shove it in my face? Am I a cheap person?!]
Wu Qing: [Blocked. Idiot!]
Watching the newly sent message turn into an exclamation mark, He Chuzhou felt rather regretful.
Heaven knows, he was just asking. Why did no one understand him?
*
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Xie Ling: [How’s it going?]
Pei Xi: [The situation is currently optimistic.]
Xie Ling: [See, what did I say? The odds that he likes you are ridiculously high. It’s a sure thing, right?]
Pei Xi: [About 70%. Not entirely sure. I need to take another look.]
Xie Ling: [That’s fine, it’s not like he’s going to run away. So what are you going to do next?]
Pei Xi: [I haven’t planned anything. He’s on a business trip and won’t be back until Saturday.]
Xie Ling: [On a business trip at this critical moment? Tsk, luckless virgins just can’t eat anything good. What about you? What are you doing?]
Pei Xi: [I’m watching him report his itinerary to me.]
Xie Ling: [ ? ]
Pei Xi: [It’s about every ten minutes, which is more punctual than you getting to work on time.]
Xie Ling: [……]
Xie Ling: [Maybe I didn’t make it clear before. I can teach you to pursue someone, but I have no intention of being part of your love
play.]
Pei Xi: [We’re not together.]
Xie Ling: [I know, ah.]
Xie Ling: [But why do I always feel like I’m being smeared by your inexplicable love games?]
Xie Ling: [So evil.]
What?
Pei Xi read Xie Ling’s words thoughtfully, then switched to the chat box with He Chuzhou.
Two minutes ago, He Chuzhou said that he saw swans that hadn’t flown south for the winter on a frozen river.
Twelve minutes ago, He Chuzhou said that the northern air was like a freezer, and chilled his lungs when he breathed in.
Twenty-two minutes ago, He Chuzhou said that he had gotten off the plane and was going through customs.
Thirty-two minutes ago, He Chuzhou lamented that the plane had actually circled in the sky more than ten times.
Was this also considered romantic behavior?
After separating, he sent messages to Pei Xi frequently, sharing every little detail of what he was experiencing with the other party.
From this point of view, it really……
But this phenomenon had been going on for a long time.
Was it possible that He Chuzhou had fallen in love with him so early on?
Or was he just a chatterbox?
Pei Xi was deep in thought. When he saw Pei Yueliang passing by, he picked her up and took a picture in the mirror on the side wall.
As soon as he put her down, He Xingxing came over and rubbed against his legs, acting spoiled.
Pei Xi sighed helplessly, picked up the dog with great effort, and took another photo.
And He Chuzhou, who was rushing to his workplace, received three messages in a row – two images and one text.
He clicked on them one by one. The first photo showed Pei Xi holding the kitten in one hand with Pei Yueliang resting two little paws on his chest, looking adorable with her ears sticking straight up.
In the second photo, Pei Xi had picked up the dog with both hands. He Xingxing had happily put his paws on his shoulders, stuck out his tongue, and was looking at the mirror excitedly.
Pei Xi: [Your son doesn’t seem to realize he’s no longer a puppy that weighs a few pounds. He saw me holding Pei Yueliang just now, and insisted on being held too.]
He Chuzhou enlarged the photo. Pei Xi was wearing loose, light-hued house clothes. His hair lay softly across his forehead as he looked at his phone with his eyebrows lowered, looking clean and tender.
A little farther down, his cuffs had slid from the wrists to the elbows, revealing a section of slender white forearm. The curves of his wrists were slender and beautiful, and He Chuzhou could easily encircle them with his palms with space left to spare.
He stared for a long time, rubbing his itchy fingertips.Then he saved the photos and typed a reply:
[There’s no need to spoil him. He’s already grown and should be aware of his own weight.]
Your father wants to hug him but can’t, and you, a dog, are begging to be hugged over there. What kind of behavior is that?
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*
The location of He Chuzhou’s business trip wasn’t at the same latitude as Wancheng, but it was at the same longitude, so there was no time difference between him and Pei Xi.
It was already evening when the plane landed. He met with his business partners and was entertained over dinner, and it wasn’t even ten o’clock when he returned to the hotel, which was neither early nor late.
He reported to Pei Xi as usual. As he showered, he wondered whether he could use Xingxing and Yueliang as a cover to get a few minutes of video. Unexpectedly, when he came out and took a look, Pei Xi had sent him a screenshot of a game.
Pei Xi: [/image]
Pei Xi: [I just found a game on my phone and opened it to take a look. Did I download it myself?]
He Chuzhou hadn’t thought he would be interested in opening the game, and couldn’t help but think of it fondly:
He Chuzhou: [No, I helped you.]
Pei Xi: [Have I played it?]
He Chuzhou: [You did, ah. You said it was fun and you really liked it. Do you want to play?]
Pei Xi: [I can’t play games.]
He Chuzhou was naturally aware of this, and was waiting for him to say it: [That’s okay. I taught you once, and I can teach you a second time.]
He Chuzhou: [/invite.jpg]
A trace of unruffled success flashed in Pei Xi’s eyes, and he replied with an [Ok]. He moved Pei Yueliang off the pillow and got in bed, pulling the blankets over him as he sat against the headboard.
The game was indeed a good cover. There was no need for him to deliberately say anything, and He Chuzhou happily came to him according to his wishes.
As expected, he was able to communicate with him clearly over the phone for at least the next two hours.
The game had recently launched a new play mode called “Escape from Death,” which was similar to an escape room, and he heard it had good reviews.
It was just a pity that the game required at least three people to participate. He Chuzhou could only reluctantly pull Wu Qing in, and submitted an optimization suggestion for the game:
Three people is too many and one person is too few. I suggest adding a two-player level, which would be optimal.
“What made you think of playing a game with me, ah?”
As soon as Wu Qing entered, he opened the voice chat in an interrogative manner, chewing something in his mouth. He Chuzhou asked what he was eating, and he replied: “I got bored late at night and went to the kitchen to fish out a squid. It’s so squishy.”
“Smack your lips a little quieter.”
He Chuzhou clicked him into the group, then flew to the NPC lineup: “Go in and first report your location and everything around you.”
Pei Xi: “Okay.”
Wu Qing: “No problem.”
The screen went black, and then the game began. The three people were randomly confined to different prison cells.
Wu Qing: “My room is round. There are no candles inside, but there are some outside. There’s also a curved red arrow on the wall.”
The game had a full voice control system, so even though the three people were in different places, they could hear each other’s voices.
He Chuzhou: “Understood. I just stole a jailer’s key and opened the door. Xinxin, what is there around you?”
Pei Xi spun his perspective to look around: “My cell is square, with an unlit candle inside. There are no candles in the corridor, and there is a white arrow on the wall pointing to the right of where I was facing.”
“To the right…..” He Chuzhou pondered: “What is it made of?”
Pei Xi: “Stones and broken bricks.”
Wu Qing: “Mine is bluestone, with no broken bricks!”
He Chuzhou: “Okay, get closer to the cell door and see what’s at the end of where the arrow is pointing.”
Wu Qing: “There’s nothing, ah, just a thick fog…..oh, there’s a round bronze mirror.”
He Chuzhou: “I wasn’t asking you.”
Wu Qing: “ ? ”
Pei Xi: “I also have a bronze mirror here. Square, tilted toward the corner. But I can see a figure walking around. It must be a jailer.”
He Chuzhou: “Is the jailer carrying a knife or a baton?”
Pei Xi: “It looks like…..a baton.”
He Chuzhou: “Got it. Wait for me.”
Very soon, Pei Xi heard footsteps getting closer and closer, accompanied by the sound of somebody falling to the ground. He Chuzhou then appeared in front of his cell door with an iron rod and a bunch of keys.
Pei Xi was surprised: “How did you find me?”
“It’s not a very large area, and each of the bronze mirrors has a different shape.”
He Chuzhou opened the cell door with a key: “Come out first. Why do you still have a cold buff?”
Pei Xi couldn’t explain and didn’t know where to look for it.
He Chuzhou: “It’s fine, wear my outer robe for a while, it’ll be gone soon.”
Pei Xi was astonished when he was able to interact with it: “You can take off your equipment and give it to others in this game?”
He Chuzhou: “Yeah, otherwise how could we say that it has a very high degree of freedom? Tsk, how come you look so good in my clothes in this game?”
“I really can’t take it anymore!”
Wu Qing was unable to bear it: “Brother, may I ask if this is some kind of couples’ game? I’m still in prison, can’t you do something about me??”
He Chuzhou: “Oh. I forgot. What’s nearby? Tell me again.”
Wu Qing: “I already told you!”
He Chuzhou: “I wasn’t listening just now.”
Wu Qing: “……”
Damn! You really couldn’t play games with a couple!
Wu Qing was not far from them. The round bronze mirror was an easy-to-find clue. He Chuzhou just killed a jailor on the way and turned a corner to rescue him.
Wu Qing was speechless: “So the footsteps that passed by my door was you. Why did you go to the farthest person instead of the nearest one?”
He Chuzhou: “You had a candle inside, but Pei Xi didn’t. Can’t you see that he’s cold?”
Wu Qing: “? ? ?”
Wu Qing: “We’re playing a game, why are you talking about hot and cold? Are you sick?”
Wu Qing: “Besides, what the hell would a candle do!”
Pei Xi pursed his lips and politely didn’t laugh out loud.
After putting on the swordsman’s outer robe, the cold buff on his body still hadn’t disappeared.
After pacing around the cell, he realized that this buff could dispel the fog and prevent the people next to him from being slowed down.
The three-player levels were very easy, and theirs was the simplest one. As long as they found the key to the prison door and escaped, they would win.
As for clues, it was obvious that the different-shaped bronze mirrors were crucial.
He Chuzhou told Wu Qing to stay where he was and watch the candle, because a jailer would come over once it went out. While it wasn’t difficult to kill a jailor, it would greatly reduce their efficiency.
After some exploration, they found that each bronze mirror could be rotated. The first one faced the entrance, and light coming from outside could be refracted in another direction through the mirror.
“It seems that as long as we can pass this beam of light to the last bronze mirror, we’ll know where the key is hidden.”
As He Chuzhou voiced his speculation, his eyes were fixed on Pei Xi’s character.
While he searched for clues, the swordsman controlled by Pei Xi stood silently and obediently beside him, helping to dispel the debuffs brought by the surrounding fog.
Thinking of the photos Pei Xi had just sent him, he rubbed the edge of the phone with his fingertips, feeling ready to stir up trouble.
If he couldn’t hug him in real life, could he at least hug him in the game?
But if he suddenly turned around and gave him a hug while searching for clues, would that make him look like a psycho?
He gnashed his teeth and secretly wondered if, should they run into a jailor later, he could pretend to be frightened and jump into Pei Xi’s arms.
He was so absorbed in his thoughts that he walked a long way before realizing that Pei Xi hadn’t caught up with him. Looking back, he found the swordsman stuck in a crack in a wall, unable to get out.
He was momentarily stunned, then walked back while trying not to laugh: “Why didn’t you tell me you were stuck?”
“I was just about to.”
Pei Xi, who had finally gotten himself stuck with great difficulty, said with poise: “The terrain here is complex, and I’m not very familiar with walking.”
Wu Qing was sitting by the candle in boredom, and interrupted when he heard their conversation: “It’s okay, you don’t have to walk. Make Lao He act like a horse and —”
“Let me carry you,” He Chuzhou said.
Wu Qing: “? ? ?”
Pei Xi: “You can carry people?”
“Of course.” He Chuzhou reached out and Pei Xi nodded in agreement. In the next second, one swordsman was lifted horizontally by the other.
With bamboo hats covering their faces and long hair like a waterfall, they looked very pleasing to the eye against the foggy background.
Wu Qing couldn’t comprehend it: “Why are you carrying him like that? There’s clearly a faster and more convenient way.”
He Chuzhou said haughtily: “He would have to dismount to interact with the mirrors if I carried him horseback. It wouldn’t be as convenient as this.”
“…..”
The corners of Wu Qing’s mouth twitched.
Damn, if I couldn’t hear the way the corners of your mouth are stretched to your ears, I might have believed it.
He crouched alone in the hallway, watching as He Chuzhou happily ran around like a silly dog with Pei Xi in his arms. He rolled his eyes and grumbled: “What dumbass teammates. I really can’t stand it.”
“I only agreed to come here because he was giving me a headache. They don’t fucking hug each other enough at home, but they have to stick to each other in a game. Sticky, sticky, lovey-dovey. Can’t they treat me like a human being…..”
He Chuzhou fiddled with the last mirror and followed the beam of light to the key’s hiding place: “What are you mumbling to yourself over there?”
“So you do know I’m a human being.”
Wu Qing said sarcastically: “I was saying that I don’t want to play with just you two anymore. Let’s play a five-player game next time so I can have two normal teammates!”
As soon as he said this, he went out and changed the game from a three-person match to a five-person match.
Not long after, two teammates joined simultaneously. One was named Coriander Sauce and the other, Doesn’t Eat Coriander. It seemed they were acquaintances and had queued together.
Once they formed a team, Doesn’t Eat Coriander was the first to speak: “Hey, what are your levels? Newbies or veterans? We’re in a hurry to score points, don’t drag us down later.”
This schoolboy’s big mouth made Wu Qing laugh: “If you’re worried about strangers dragging you down, just go play with people you know, ah. You could also play with three players. Why run wild to a five-player game?”
Doesn’t Eat Coriander: “Nonsense, we came together. How can that be running wild? Besides, the three-person game is full of idiots we can’t even carry. It’s unbearable.”
“Uncle, from your tone, you must not be very good, ah.”
Coriander Sauce, a girl, turned on her microphone and giggled: “I guess you’ll have to rely on us to carry you for a while. Do you know how to lie down?”
“Uncle?”
Wu Qing was in disbelief: “Who are you calling uncle? Do you know how to speak?”
“Okay, opening it.”
He Chuzhou couldn’t be bothered to delay for their nonsense, and directly queued up to enter the map.
The group was silent for a while before Doesn’t Eat Coriander opened his mouth again with a tone that was much milder and friendlier than before: “Xiao-gege, do you know each other?”
He Chuzhou didn’t answer him: “When you’re on the map, report your location first and we’ll gather up.”
Doesn’t Eat Coriander: “Okay, oh.”
Coriander Sauce gave a meaningful laugh and imitated Doesn’t Eat Coriander’s tone: “Okay, oh~”
Pei Xi said nothing. Wu Qing couldn’t be bothered to pay attention to them, and didn’t say anything either.
Since the game was different, the way they were distributed was different as well. When the game lit up, Pei Xi found that he and Coriander Sauce were locked in adjacent cells.
The other party naturally saw him, but walked around a few times and pretended not to notice him.
Pei Xi didn’t have the habit of talking to strangers, and continued to observe the surrounding environment. Very soon, he heard Doesn’t Eat Coriander exclaim in surprise: “Swordsman-gege, we’re in the same cell. What a coincidence.”
Swordsman-gege?
Pei Xi’s eyebrows rose slightly.
He Chuzhou’s words seemed to stick in his throat at that title. After a moment, he said with a tsk: “It sounds awful. Don’t call me that.”
Doesn’t Eat Coriander: “Wh….what?”
Even if his voice couldn’t be considered that of a male god, it was certainly no exaggeration to say that it was pleasant to the ear. How could it sound awful?
The corners of Pei Xi’s’ mouth curved up.
Wu Qing had no compunctions about laughing out loud. He pinched his throat and began to report on his location: “Swordsman-gege~ I’m in a water dungeon. There’s a shark in a cage under the water. It’s so scary, come and save me.”
“Got it,” He Chuzhou said. “You’re also unpleasant to listen to.”
Wu Qing: “……”
Coriander Sauce: “Pfft.”
Perhaps because He Chuzhou was treating everyone equally, Doesn’t Eat Coriander was mollified. After a short pause, he began again: “Swordsman-gege, how long have you been playing this game? You seem to be at a really high level.”
He Chuzhou continued to ignore him: “What’s the situation on the other side?”
The moment Pei Xi opened his mouth, Coriander Sauce rushed to answer: “We’re in a forest prison.”
He Chuzhou: “I didn’t ask you.”
Coriander Sauce was stunned: “Ah?”
He Chuzhou: “Xinxin.”
Pei Xi hummed: “It’s very narrow, surrounded by trees and vines. There are animal skeletons in the corners. My legs are also entangled by the vines on the wall.”
He Chuzhou: “What about outside?”
Pei Xi: “There’s only a small path covered in withered vines, and the rest is blocked by fog.”
He Chuzhou: “Okay.”
“Wa, Swordsman-gege, you’re so smart.”
Doesn’t Eat Coriander didn’t hold back his praise: “We just queued up for a bunch of games where our teammates were fumbling around in the dark. None of them were as reliable as you.”
“Your equipment is really good, ah. It’s not available anymore. Did you create your account during the public beta?”
“Your hat is so handsome, and so is your character. It fits your voice so well.”
He Chuzhou: “Number Five.”
Doesn’t Eat Coriander: “Huh? Calling me Number Five is too unfamiliar. Swordsman-gege, just call me Cori-cori. Is there anything I can help you with?”
He Chuzhou: “Stand over here.”
Doesn’t Eat Coriander: “Okay. Here, Gege? Isn’t it too close to the corridor? The guards might—”
The noisy calls of ‘gege’ instantly disappeared.
He Chuzhou quickly snatched the keys from the waist of the jailor who had just stabbed someone, then stepped on the corpse of Doesn’t Eat Coriander and silently left the cell.
Surprisingly, nobody noticed the lack of that person’s voice in the audio.
Wu Qing was concentrating on teasing the shark underwater, and Pei Xi was being wildly hit on by the suddenly lively and enthusiastic Coriander Sauce.
Coriander Sauce: “Xiao-gege, you’re a boy, aren’t you? Looking at your ID, I thought you were a girl.”
Pei Xi’s ID was randomly generated by the system, and did indeed look a bit like a girl’s.
Coriander Sauce: “You sound so young, are you a university student? Are you double-queuing with your roommate?”
Coriander Sauce: “Did you just start playing this game? I see you don’t know this place is called a forest prison.”
Coriander Sauce: “I’m a university student too, a senior. I’ve been very free recently. Do you want to add me as a friend so we can play together?”
Pei Xi clicked into the team chat and lowered the volume.
This time, he didn’t have to wait long before He Chuzhou arrived. He ignored Coriander Sauce, who was closer to him, and went straight to Pei Xi to open his cell door.
Coriander Sauce then realized that her counterpart was missing and asked: “Swordsman-gege, where is Number Five?”
He Chuzhou adjusted his angle and unlocked the door: “He was too noisy and got stabbed.”
“? ? ? ? ?”
“Stabbed?!”
Coriander Sauce was so agitated that her voice cracked. She was quick to rectify it: “No way. Swordsman-gege, you stabbed him? We’re teammates, ah, and my friend has very strong logical thinking skills. Without him, we might get stuck!”
“It doesn’t matter.”
Pei Xi, who hadn’t spoken in a long time, suddenly said with a warm tone: “My boyfriend is also very talented.”
As soon as he spoke, the swordsman’s movements stopped briefly on his way in.
Coriander Sauce was completely silent.
When He Chuzhou crouched down to help untie the vines wrapped around Pei Xi’s ankles, she could be heard hesitating to speak several times over the receiver.
It was like she couldn’t find a suitable tone to continue speaking. Her next words sounded particularly strange, as if she had been embarrassed into anger: “The swordsman is your boyfriend? Why didn’t you say anything when we entered the game? You did it on purpose, didn’t you?”
Wu Qing laughed again: “Classmate, what status do you have? What status does your friend have? Why should others report to you?”
Coriander Sauce: “Uncle, who are you and what right do you have to speak here?”
Coriander Sauce: “So impressive, stabbing a teammate. What kind of quality is that, ah? Don’t you understand that this is a team game?”
Coriander Sauce: “I’m telling you, don’t play games with couples, it’s so unlucky. If you like to show off so much, can’t you be more conscious and team up to play a tile-matching game?”
The vines were in a complicated tangle, and it took some time for He Chuzhou to untie them. He helped Pei Xi up and turned to the indignant Coriander Sauce:
“If you keep making noise, I’ll stab you too.”
[1] Also known as “Empresses in the Palace,” this 2011 drama is full of harem intrigue. ⮐
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