Let’s Talk When You Wake Up – Chapter 20

Laurel was the hottest nightclub in Wancheng.

Whether in environment or in service, it was first-class in the industry, with various forms of entertainment coming out one after another. Every night, it was the most popular gathering place for young people in the city.

He Chuzhou took this person home to change into formal clothes before heading over. The two of them went in through the main entrance, walked through the bustling hall, and arrived at a spacious booth in the corner.

A mid-height partition of greenery blocked the many eyes that were glued to the two people behind it.

There were already many people sitting in the booth, all of them Wu Qing’s companions.

When He Chuzhou arrived, the nightclub prince was eating the duck tongue fed to him by his little lover, holding his cell phone in his hands as he typed vigorously.

When he finished typing, He Chuzhou felt two more buzzes in his pocket.

“Okay, I’m already standing here, yet you’re still hurrying me.”

The temperature of the indoor air conditioning was a bit high. He took off his jacket and held it casually in his hands, wearing only a dark casual shirt underneath.

His superior body proportions had an indescribable appeal under the oversaturated lights, relaxed and attention-drawing.

The little lover next to Wu Qing was different. This one was not as well-behaved as the previous, and when He Chuzhou appeared, his eyes were unswervingly glued to him.

Wu Qing was so thick-skinned that he didn’t notice. After waiting forever, this person had finally arrived.

He immediately picked up a pair of strange-looking glasses on the table and handed them over: “You haven’t seen these before, right?”

“Come on, let me introduce it to you. These are the latest 4D projection glasses, high-tech and with large-scale production. You can bring them—huh? You brought someone with you, ah?

He belatedly realized that there was a figure following after He Chuzhou. He turned his head, and when he saw who it was, his eyes widened.

“Pei Xi? Fucking Pei Xi?!”

He grimaced and lowered his voice, his expression one of having seen a ghost: “What’s going on with you? Why did you bring him here?”

“No, how did you bring him here? How could he come with you?”

“Am I dreaming? But I haven’t started drinking yet.”

He Chuzhou: “I advise you not to ask. We just bumped into each other along the way and came over to have a meal together.”

Wu Qing was in disbelief: “Along the way? Along the way? A chicken and a weasel could bump into each other along the way, but you two can’t, ah. Brother, by making up nonsense here, are you trying to fool people into thinking that I have no brain?”

He Chuzhou: “Move first, you’re in the way.”

Wu Qing: “……”

He took a step back, watching helplessly as He Chuzhou brought this famous cold beauty to a seat and sat down. Anyone would be turned into a fool by this strike of lightning from the sky.

But he soon discovered that this reality was not the most shocking, and it only got worse from there.

—He Chuzhou actually put on gloves and tore up…..a duck head…..for Pei Xi?

“No way, what’s wrong with you?”

The corners of his mouth twitched. For a moment, he didn’t know whether to scold He Chuzhou for tearing up the duck head or for tearing it up for Pei Xi.

“Do I need to give you the entire eight pieces of duck?”

“This is a duck head, not a crab. Do you think you’ll be stabbed to death if you bite it directly?”

He Chuzhou said concisely: “That will dirty the hands.”

Wu Qing: “……”

Something was wrong.

There was a problem.

Something definitely wasn’t right.

Were these old wall sconces casting black magic at them?

He cast his gaze toward He Chuzhou’s side, where Pei Xi sat with lowered eyes, watching intently as He Chuzhou peeled the duck head. His demeanor and mannerisms all revealed an unusually quiet and well-behaved nature.

This was the complete opposite of the Pei Xi he knew. Those not in the know might assume this was a twin.

“Um, President Pei?”

He called out tentatively.

However, the other just raised his eyes and gave him a neutral look, and after a moment, lowered them to continue to watch He Chuzhou dismantle the duck head.

This cold and condescending energy, as if he despised all living beings, was the same as before…..

No way, what exactly happened?

Wu Qing was confused and curious to death, but it was a pity that He Chuzhou had no time to pay attention to him at the moment.

After tearing up the duck head, he pushed the plate of meat in front of Pei Xi and handed him a pair of disposable chopsticks: “Come on, try some and see if you like it.”

Pei Xi took the chopsticks, selected a small piece, and placed it into his mouth.

He Chuzhou: “How is it?”

Pei Xi chewed slowly, swallowed, and then his eyes lit up a bit: “It’s really tasty.”

He Chuzhou looked at his appearance of having discovered a new world, and the corners of his mouth curved slightly: “Now you have an appetite?”

Pei Xi nodded: “En.”

He Chuzhou: “Then eat more, slowly. Tell me if you don’t have enough and I’ll tear more up for you.”

No matter when or where, Pei Xi always ate in a polite manner, and telling him to eat slowly was nothing more than extending the time to entertain onlookers.

Light moved to the rhythm of the music, constantly sweeping over his forehead and the tip of his nose, and occasionally casting the shadow of long eyelashes under his eyes.

Pretty, quiet, and incredibly well-behaved.

In an environment with tangled silhouettes and chaotic lights, he maintained an attitude of indifference to everything around him, but was willing to speak softly only to He Chuzhou and stay by his side with full dependence.

Like a cat that had been spoiled by luxury. It would run up and down its nest when at home, but would be wary of the unfamiliar world when it came out and wouldn’t take a step away from its person.

When He Chuzhou looked at such a Pei Xi, something seemed to scratch his heart lightly, and another piece of an unstable tower silently collapsed.

His deep, handsome features were softened under the dim light. As if on a whim, he suddenly whispered: “Xinxin?”

This was the first time he had addressed him so after Pei Xi corrected him.

The two not-uncommon characters were folded together affectionately, and it was not as difficult to say as he had imagined. Instead, there was an indescribable sensation, an electric current quietly flowing from his mouth.

Especially so when Pei Xi raised his head to look at him and said, “En?” in a questioning tone.

The corners of his lips lifted uncontrollably, and he asked in good cheer: “Would you like some crayfish and river crabs? I can peel some for you.”

Pei Xi glanced at the plate of brightly-colored crayfish on the table, then back at He Chuzhou before finally nodding: “Okay.”

He Chuzhou put a whole plate of crayfish in front of him, like a doting parent happily implementing his feeding plan.

Wu Qing just watched from the side, his mouth never closing from beginning to end.

What the hell?

What was this performance?

What was happening?

He didn’t get it, but he was greatly shocked.

He didn’t even bother to coax the little lover next to him, who was in a temper after being ignored. As he discreetly scooted closer to He Chuzhou, his elbow accidentally nudged a cell phone on the couch and its screen lit up.

—-His baffled shock increased once more.

“Y-y-y-you two…..?”

Such was his shock that he temporarily lost the ability to speak. He picked up the phone, pointed at the screen, and asked He Chuzhou: “T-t-t-this? ? ?”

He Chuzhou took some time out of his busy schedule to look over. The curve of his lips deepened, and when he opened his mouth, his voice was obnoxiously boastful: “What, isn’t he cute?”

When he saw this after getting up that morning, he almost died from the cuteness.

Pei-calico didn’t know how to take selfies, but with a face blessed by the heavens, why would he need any selfie skills? With just a random shot, he was like an immortal descending from the sky.

Under the bright light, although there was no smile on that cold and aloof face, when paired with an unpracticed V sign he was holding up, he was cute enough to make He Chuzhou a complete mess.

It was a pity that Wu Qing didn’t seem to think so.

He looked at He Chuzou, then at Pei Xi, and his entire face uniformly twitched: “Cute? Where is he cute?”

“And how is ‘cute’ the point of focus? ? ?”

But it was indeed He Chuzhou’s point of focus.

“He can’t be cute?” He Chuzhou couldn’t help but frown.

Couldn’t this be called cute?

It wasn’t just the photo. He even felt that Pei-calico exuded unrestrained cuteness at all times.

Cute when eating and cute when sleeping.

Cute when happy and cute when unhappy.

As soon as he woke up, he cutely called him, and made him a cute sandwich that didn’t look or taste good.

Even when he woke up in the morning and kicked him angrily, it was a cute kind of violence.

“There is something wrong with your eyes.”

After a show of thinking, he came to a conclusion: “Go to your cousin’s place for eye treatment when you have the time.”

Wu Qing: “? ?”

Wu Qing: “There’s something wrong with my eyes? You’re crazy, I see that yours aren’t working right.”

Wu Qing: “Ai, what the hell, my cousin treats the brain, not the eyes.”

He Chuzhou didn’t care whether or not his cousin could cure his eyes. There were a lot of bones and peeled shrimp shells under his hands, and when he saw that this person was finished eating, he removed his gloves and withdrew with him.

Wu Qing was entirely dumbfounded.

This rude fellow invited that person here for dinner?

Not even to drink!

What was this, he hadn’t even asked anything yet, so why did he run away?!

*

*

“Do you want some milk tea?”

Just around a left turn not far from the bar, there was a milk tea shop that they had to pass in order to reach the parking lot.

“You just ate so much spicy and salty food, how about balancing it out with something sweet.”

Pei Xi thought for a moment, then agreed. Just as he was about to walk to the milk tea shop, he was stopped by He Chuzhou: “There are too many people. I’ll stand in line, you go and wait for me in the car.”

Pei Xi visually inspected the parking lot that was still some distance away and didn’t want to walk that far alone: “Can I wait here?”

“That’s fine, I’ll be right back.”

He Chuzhou moved him away from the insect-attracting street lamp and turned toward the milk tea shop.

The store was very small, and the staff were very young. Those waiting in line were also young girls, holding hands and chattering about girly things.

In this instance, a man’s appearance seemed rather abrupt, easily attracting the attention of the people around.

To say nothing of his clothing and temperament, he looked very out of tune with everything around him. Rather than queuing up to buy a sweet drink with too much sugar, it seemed more suitable for him to hold champagne while talking and laughing with people in a banquet hall.

But here he was.

He was not conscious of being surrounded by a bunch of amazed young girls, and calmly asked about the ordering steps before scanning the code and choosing carefully.

In the end, he got stuck on the confirmation option, undecided between 30% sugar, 50% sugar, 70% sugar, or 100% sugar.

“This one tastes better when it’s sweeter.”

A young girl with short hair boldly spoke to him: “If you like sweets, you should choose full sugar or 70% sugar.”

The man smiled mildly and thanked her.

With reddened ears, the young girl had just said “you’re welcome” when she saw the man tell the clerk “wait a minute” and walk down the stairs toward the roadside.

Only then did she realize that there was a student-looking boy standing there.

The distance blurred his face, but it was still difficult to hide his breathtaking aura. It was just that his figure was slender, and exceptionally slender compared to the man. 

The two exchanged a few brief words.

Before leaving, the man leaned down to help the student put on the hood of his coat, then carefully arranged the brim of the wool hat to block the cool breeze passing by on the street.

“Full sugar, room temperature, please.”

When the man returned, he placed the order again and paid. The moment before he turned off his phone after successful payment and left, a wallpaper of the student outside flashed.

The young girl looked at the man, then at the student waiting by the roadside. The warmth on her ears receded, but her eyes were a few degrees brighter than before.

The nighttime encounter was brief.

As soon as his milk tea was ready, he left with the packaging bag.

While her friend was still praising the man’s appearance, she turned to watch as the man took the milk tea out of the bag, inserted a straw, and handed it to the student.

Then the two walked toward the parking lot in the opposite direction from her.

There were not many vehicles that night, and the streets were quiet.

Standing shoulder to shoulder, with their elongated shadows moving neither fast nor slow, they held hands from beginning to end.


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Happy Coffin Raising – Chapter 4

Li Xiu limped toward home.

He looked quite embarrassing now, with his body covered in dust from the old villa and his school uniform kneaded up and down until it looked miserly.

The corner of his mouth and his forehead were warm, distended and hot. He supposed they were swollen. There was a faint dampness flowing down his temple, likely blood. Because he was just walking on the street like this, Li Xiu could sense people looking at him from time to time. But at this moment, his entire body was practically numb from the pain, and he couldn’t care less about the looks of those people.

However, out of deep-rooted habit, Li Xiu subconsciously chose a more remote and uninhabited route on his way back. Dodging and evading, he clung to his strength and finally arrived downstairs at the familiar residence.

The small building where Li Xiu and his grandmother lived was actually not far from the school. The location was the sort of shantytown that existed in every city and gave city managers a headache. The narrow streets were rampant with sewage. On wires that stretched like spider webs, cheap underwear clamped to them dripped with water, and various illegal buildings filled the already narrow alleyways.

Li Xiu walked very slowly today. By the time he finally reached the downstairs of his home, the afterglow of the setting sun had completely vanished from the sky.

The light dimmed completely.

He was late.

Li Xiu looked at the time, and his already unsightly face became increasingly dark and somber.

He unconsciously sped up his pace, even though it caused his overburdened right foot to burn increasingly with pain.

In his panic, Li Xiu accidentally bumped into someone.

“I’m sor—”

Aiyo, fuck your mother, will you grow a pair of eyes?!”

Before he could apologize, Li Xiu was greeted with a series of thickly-accented curses.

The person’s face was familiar. She was Li Xiu’s neighbor.

…..And their relationship was very bad.

The auntie was startled at first when she saw Li Xiu, clearly shocked by his miserable appearance. Then in the next second, her face scrunched up in disgust as if she was looking at something truly wretched.

“Li Xiu, ah, did you get in a fight? Tsk, you haven’t learned well at your age,” the auntie scolded. Then she raised the plastic dustpan and broom in her hand toward Li Xiu. “I can’t be bothered to go upstairs. You go up and tell your grandmother not to burn these messy things at the door. How many times have I said this? Yet it’s still like this, burning and burning every day. Your family may not be afraid of bad luck, but we still are—”

Another resident happened to pass by at this time. The auntie made a quick decision and raised her voice again, as if speaking to that person: “We live in a new society now, yet some people still have superstitions. If we hadn’t lived as neighbors for so many years, I would have long since called the police.”

“En, I’ll remind Grandmother.”

Li Xiu had already lowered his eyes when the aunt continued to yell, and didn’t pay attention to the other party for long. He responded in a toneless voice, then walked into the dark, narrow alley with a face like a board.

He left so neatly that when the auntie returned to her senses, she had no time to stop him. She could only lower her voice angrily: “Pretentious little cripple. He’s exactly the same as that ghastly old woman with one foot in the grave, so determined to engage in these mysterious things. Living with such people is enough bad luck for eight lifetimes…..”

“Isn’t the school uniform on that young man rather impressive? Wasn’t Auntie Tang too mean to him?” The person passing by couldn’t help but ask this as they listened to the auntie’s muttering.

When the auntie raised her eyes, she found that the person talking to her was a tenant who had recently moved in. Her stomach full of complaints suddenly had an outlet. Glancing toward the direction Liu Xi had gone in her peripheral vision, she quickly grabbed the middle-aged woman and began to speak: “Aiyo, Liu-meizi, let me tell you, you must not interact with that family. Their brains aren’t quite normal. The younger one keeps a blank face all day and doesn’t look at or speak to anyone when he meets them. The old woman in that house pretends to be in contact with the supernatural every day and burns things at the door, making the place all smokey.”

When she heard the auntie’s words, the tenant’s face became a bit stiff and she said, ill at ease: “Then she’s a fortune teller?”

In the next second, she watched as the auntie slapped her thigh fiercely, raising her voice again: “Ptooey—”

The auntie spat and cursed: “What fortune teller? That old woman is a notorious fraud. If you don’t believe me, just ask, everyone knows. Even that family’s girl said that her mother only knows how to defraud people outside every day…..”

The tenant listened to that family’s story with great interest: The fraudulent witch and her daughter had a falling-out because of this deception. In the end, the daughter severed ties with her, to the point that the lying old woman had no choice but to pick up a crippled baby from the street to support her in her old age.

In the auntie’s words, both the fraudulent witch named Qi Po and the boy named Li Xiu were the same sort of bizarre people who couldn’t tell the good from the bad.

But when the tenant thought of the boy she had seen just now, she couldn’t help but murmur to herself that having been beaten like that, the Li boy looked rather pitiful…..

*

Li Xiu, who seemed rather pitiful to outsiders, was nearly out of breath when he climbed the steep, narrow stairs to his home.

When opening the door, he accidentally kicked something placed there.

It was a pair of beige women’s high heels that looked slightly old. They fell crookedly after being kicked by Li Xiu.

It looks like Grandmother has a guest today, Li Xiu thought as he opened the door with a pale and expressionless face.

With the door open, the familiar scent of low-quality sandalwood instantly enveloped Li Xiu. The entrance hall of Li Xiu’s house (if this place could truly be regarded as an entrance hall) faced the narrow, lightless kitchen. To the right was a small hallway that connected the so-called “living room” to the same narrow kitchen on the left.

Past the kitchen and behind the skewed dining table was a narrow and slightly crooked hallway connecting different rooms. Obviously, such a layout made the home look extremely cramped and depressing. But Li Xiu had lived here as long as he could remember, and didn’t think he had anything to complain about.

If there was anything that really bothered Li Xiu…..

It was that his grandmother didn’t like to turn on the lights much. He couldn’t remember when that had started.

It was the same at present.

The sky was pretty much completely dark, but there were still no lights on at home. There was only the red light emitted by the electronic candle in the shrine place deep in the living room, adding a weak glimmer to the residence.

Wuuu…..wuwu…..”

A continuous faint cry sounded from the living room.

Li Xiu glanced toward where the crying was coming from and saw his grandmother sitting behind the square table as usual. Another middle-aged woman was hunched over, facing away from Li Xiu as she suppressed her sobs.

Li Xiu thought of the women’s shoes at the door and didn’t pay much attention to her. There were not many customers who came to see his grandma, and this middle-aged woman seemed to be the one who came most often. In any case, Li Xiu would hear her crying at his grandmother’s place from time to time.

“I’m back,” Li Xiu whispered toward the living room with his head lowered.

Since he was a child, he had developed the habit of never disturbing his grandmother when she had guests.

He had initially thought that his grandmother would ignore him like she usually did. But this time, his grandmother stood up directly and tottered over to open the beaded curtain at the door of the living room, poking her face out at Li Xiu.

“Why are you back so late?!” The old woman’s voice was particularly sharp amongst the shadows.

“I…..”

Liu Xiu took an unconscious step back, fearing that his grandmother would see the injuries on his face.

Of course, he soon discovered that his nervousness was unnecessary.

Although the pair of cloudy eyeballs wrapped in fine wrinkles were pointed directly at Li Xiu, his grandmother didn’t ask about Li Xiu’s injuries at all.

“Hurry up and deliver food to your gege!”

“Quickly, quickly!”

“What will you do if your gege is hungry?!”

“You told me you would get out early at the new school and come home to deliver your gege’s meal! But look at you, only coming back just now—”

Li Xiu pursed his lips under his grandmother’s rapid urging.

“En, I’ll come back early in the future,” he said in a low voice.

The light in the room was dim and his grandmother’s eyesight wasn’t good, so she probably couldn’t see the injuries on his face.

Li Xiu told this to himself as he dragged his feet, limping into the kitchen.

He was supposed to be delivering food to his gege, but Li Xiu didn’t start the kitchen fire.

He just deftly scooped two handfuls of uncooked rice from the rice bucket and placed them in a porcelain bowl.

Then he took an inconspicuous jar from the shelf, and after opening it, shook the bottom of the jar to take out some fine black powder.

This was the incense ash he had prepared beforehand.

When he had mixed the incense ash and uncooked rice evenly, Li Xiu held the bowl in one hand and walked through the long, narrow hallway to the small room at the end.

Creak—

It was pitch dark in the room, which had no lights or open windows all year round.

However, the neighbor next door had turned on a light, and faint illumination came from above the old window at the corner of the wall that had been plastered into opaqueness.

The room was messy and filled with all sorts of things. There were some plastic bottles and cardboard boxes that his grandmother collected from the community, as well as some cheap incense burners, evil-suppressing Bagua mirrors, and so on.

In the shadows, the crude and exaggerated deceptive props of the past inexplicably gained a slightly genuine and sinister feel.

In the corner of the room was a double bed that had been picked up some time ago. It was also full of clutter.

Li Xiu lowered his eyes and walked to the bed.

He halfway knelt and placed the rice bowl in his hand under the bed.

As he did this, his injuries flared up. His entire body shook with pain, and he almost lost all strength and fell to the ground.

Fortunately, at the last moment, he managed to maintain his balance. “Ge, eat.”

Because it hurt so much, he was a little perfunctory when greeting his gege for dinner today, and just gave a low mutter.

The boards of the old bed were covered in dust.

The shadows under the bed were dark.

The room was very quiet, so quiet that he could faintly hear the conversation between his grandmother and the guest in the living room.

Ai, tell me about it. He really doesn’t like to talk…..and also has a lame leg…..”

“What can be done about this? I told you back then, and it’s you who didn’t listen…..”

“Forget it, forget it, I don’t actually expect him to take care of me in my old age…..”

Maintaining his previous position, Li Xiu placed his hands on the ground and slowly slid down to sit next to the bed for a moment.

The places where Wang Rongfa’s gang had beaten him before were getting hotter and swollen. Li Xiu couldn’t care less about the pain right now, and could only pray desperately that no bones were broken. After all, there would be a mock test soon, and according to the contract he signed with Qiming, he would have to reach the top five in his age category before he would be guaranteed living expenses and award money.

If there was really a break, it would delay his exam too much.

The family next door must have finished their meal and turned the TV on. Inane soap opera dialogue was accompanied by laughter and talking from time to time. It was clearly audible, but was so far away that it seemed like it was coming from another world.

Li Xiu himself was unaware that his face was as pale as a sheet of paper gradually soaked with water.

At last, he no longer had the strength to support himself. His bruised body hunched over, and he fell silently to the room’s dirty floor.

Turning his head, he could only see the dark shadows under the bed.

And the bluish outline of the bowl of white rice amongst those shadows.

“Ge…..” Li Xiu murmured in the lowest possible voice.

“I was bullied by those guys again today.”

……

“I tried to fight them, but I couldn’t.”

……

“It hurts so much.”

……

No one responded to Li Xiu’s tremulous whispers.

There was still only dead silence in the room.

Due to the extreme fatigue and pain, Li Xiu unknowingly began to lose consciousness.

It was the sound of the door closing when the guest left that suddenly woke him up. Only then did he realize that he had accidentally dozed off in the room.

Damnit—

Li Xiu cursed inwardly, and was about to get up when he heard his grandmother’s aged voice chiding sternly: “Li Xiu, why are you still in there?! How many times have I told you, come out once you deliver the food, come out once you deliver the food! Your gege is most afraid of noise, what are you doing in there?!”

His grandmother never liked Li Xiu spending too much time in this room—the room that belonged to his gege.

In fact, Li Xiu himself was the same.

After witnessing the many tricks his grandmother used to fool her guests, Li Xiu didn’t actually believe in the supernatural from a rational point of view. But he also didn’t know why he still couldn’t adapt to the overly silent atmosphere in this room after delivering meals to his “gege” for so many years since childhood.

Li Xiu attributed his maladjustment to the psychological shadow of his childhood.

He still remembered the first time he came to the room to deliver food as a child. He was so frightened that he cried all night, and then had a fever due to the fright. In the end, even when his fever reached 40 degrees and he could hardly walk, his grandmother would still drag him out of bed regularly every day and force him to deliver food to his gege.

Li Xiu no longer remembered what frightened him into such a terrible state when he was young, but that feeling of trepidation and fear that made his internal organs tighten up still remained deep-rooted in his heart.

It was just that today…..

After being beaten to such a horrible state, perhaps he wasn’t right in the head. So he huddled there inexplicably, airing his grievances like a madman to a nonexistent “gege.”

Li Xiu seemed to hear a voice within him make a self-deprecating sound.

Thinking of his weak actions just now, Li Xiu couldn’t help but scoff. He raised a hand to wipe the corners of his eyes, then stood up and walked toward the door.

Li Xiu knew better than anyone that this “gege” would never be able to help rid him of the bullies in his class like a real “gege.”

Because Li Xiu’s gege was just an urn placed under the bed.

His grandmother once said that if she had any other choice, she would never make Li Xiu deliver food to his “gege.”

“Only that child is so fierce…..ai…..”

Li Xiu no longer remembered the specific day his “gege” arrived home.

He had a vague impression from when he was very young. One day, a group of people suddenly came by in a grandiose manner, crying and kneeling, and his grandmother was forced out the door that day.

A few days later, when his grandmother came home again, she brought back his “gege.”

—For the sake of wealth and fame, these rich people who already had great influence did not hesitate to use crooked methods, and in the end, they even sacrificed their innocent child in a frenzy.

However, it was just as depicted in many stories.

What awaited the greedy and powerful was not just the overwhelming power they had dreamt of, but also an extremely cruel and tyrannical evil spirit.

“……Evildoers.”

His grandmother never spoke of those days again, but every time she mentioned his gege, she couldn’t help but lament.

She placed the urn under the bed in the corner of the room, and Li Xiu was given such a seemingly bizarre task.

Every day, he would come home on time and bring a bowl of rice mixed with ashes to the dusty urn under the bed.

Back then, his grandmother was much more energetic than now, and her temperament was far less eccentric. So on occasion, she would still patiently explain some things to Li Xiu.

His grandmother said that placing a bowl of uncooked rice under the bed was actually making an offering to the ghost and eliminating its hostility and bad karma.

She said that since Li Xiu was a boy, there was no need to worry about the ghost getting into his belly.

“…..And if you bring him food every day, he will recognize you and treat you as family.”

“Right, and according to age, you should actually call him ‘gege’ since he’s older than you.”

“From now on, when you deliver meals each day, call him ‘gege.’”

“A-Xiu, ah, listen up. Once you become family, not only will he not harm you, but he will protect you always.”

When exactly would that be? Li Xiu had never asked his grandmother.

He just repeated the act of delivering food to his gege day after day.

For him, “gege” represented the shadows under the bed and the darkness of the room.

As for the rest, Li Xiu felt nothing.

He also didn’t understand at all why, as the years passed, his grandmother became increasingly afraid of this room to the point that she didn’t even dare to open the door. Even moreso, he was unable to understand the fear that flashed in her eyes when “gege” was mentioned.

The “gege” that didn’t exist at all.

Clack—

The moment Li Xiu was about to open the door and leave the room, he suddenly heard the crisp sound of porcelain colliding with the ground.

Startled, he turned his head in bewilderment.

Then, he saw an empty bowl spinning out in an arc from under the bed.

The rice under the bed was scattered all over the floor.


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Happy Coffin Raising – Chapter 3

If there was really a so-called prince of Qiming Secondary School, then that prince was undoubtedly Fan Qian’an.

Wang Rongfa led a group of people to run rampant at school every day and strut about, but next to Fang Qian’an, he was just a bootlicking lackey with no rank.

Such was Li Xiu’s rudeness to Fang Qian’an that he was prepared to take a violent beating from the young man. But unexpectedly, the anticipated pain did not come.

On the contrary, the bodies of the boys holding him abruptly tensed, as if they were more nervous than Li Xiu himself.

After a brief silence, Fang Qian’an raised an eyebrow and said to Li Xiu, “Tsk, you have such a bad temper.”

Just as before, there was still a faint smile on his lips. There was not the slightest smile in those amber eyes. Looking at such a Fang Qian’an, a subtle dread suddenly flashed through Li Xiu’s  heart.

Then he heard Fang Qian’an say slowly and deliberately: “I heard that you didn’t respond to Lao Wang’s bullying before, but then they joked about taking your pants off and you went crazy. With such fear of others seeing your body, are you actually a girl?” The princely young man turned his head, regarding his little followers with a smile. “Let’s check it out, shall we? Oh, right. Song Chen, I heard that the camera function on your new cell phone is particularly good. Don’t waste such a good new feature. Turn the camera on, ah.

All of Fang Qianan’s words and actions caused Li Xiu’s pupils to suddenly shrink.

“You—ugh…..”

Before he could resist, Li Xiu was forcibly pulled up from the ground by several people, and someone else reached out and removed his school trousers. The cold air infiltrated Li Xiu’s skin, and he couldn’t help but tremble uncontrollably in abject disgust. The intense emotions caused his vision to distort, and his memory began to become blurred. Warm hands licked his thighs. Someone deliberately yanked his poorly-developed ankle and watched him fall to the ground when he lost his balance. Others snickered and leaned over behind him, putting on a deliberate show.

“Wow, take a look at these legs…..”

“What a pity, ah, he really is male.”

Hehe, you don’t know this, but men can also do it…..”

In order to please Fang Qianan, the boys picked on Li Xiu harder than usual.

But unwittingly, this kind of teasing gradually grew a little out of control…..there seemed to be a sort of unique atmosphere in this room, which amplified the twisted malice hidden in their hearts that they may not have been able to detect throughout their entire lives.

Li Xiu instinctively sensed the danger. He struggled desperately, and in his reddened field of vision, the shapes of the boys around him seemed to unconsciously change into white-faced monsters.

The last person to approach him was Fang Qian’an. The boys weren’t aware that he had come closer. In the chaos, he half-crawled on the ground like a pig or a dog, with one hand on the ground and the other hand raised, stroking Li Xiu’s face.

Wa, you’re crying?”

Li Xiu looked at him and found that Fang Qianan had an actual sincere smile on his face, but the corners of his mouth were stretched too wide, reaching almost below his earlobes. Between those scarlet lips were rows of fine, snow-white teeth. In Li Qiu’s blurry, tear-soaked vision, those teeth seemed to gradually turn into sharp, slender fangs.

“You look really good crying, hiss.”

Fang Qian’an’s voice seemed to have changed. His voice was murky and panting, more like some kind of wild beast imitating human speech in a different language.

Li Xiu felt Fang Qian’an’s fingers, as ice-cold as those of a dead person, press against his lips as if they were about to penetrate into his mouth in the next second.

I’m going to be devoured.

The moment this strange thought flashed through his mind, something in Li Xiu seemed to snap.

Li Xiu abruptly opened his mouth and bit Fang Qianan’s fingers.

He bit hard, and the taste of blood instantly exploded in his mouth.

The bitten Fang Qian’an began to bleed at once.

“Fuck—”

Fang Qian’an let out a scream and jumped up.

He pulled out his hand, and most of his palm was stained red. The teeth marks on his fingers were deep enough to reveal bone, still dripping with blood.

“Damn, Fang-ge, are you okay?”

“This little bastard really dared to bite?”

“This guy has a death wish!”

Accompanied by loud curses one after another, kicks and punches rained down on Li Xiu’s body in a violent deluge. Severe pain struck, and Li Xiu almost passed out.

But strangely, despite the pain, Li Xiu breathed an inexplicable sigh of relief. 

Everything was normal.

In other words, the illusion that had occupied his mind was gone at last.

The boys who were beating him became the same as they should be in his memories, and there was no longer that sticky, twisted atmosphere in the room.

The only issue was that when they saw that Fang Qian’an was injured, the other boys in the room panicked, and the beating that fell on Li Xiu was almost out of proportion. Very soon, Li Xiu could no longer maintain his spirit. Even the strength to shield his head and hunch his body was gradually fading, and his entire consciousness blurred incrementally.

Would he be beaten to death here?

Just as Li Xiu thought this, a rustling sound suddenly came from the corner.

Something was moving.

The sudden movement momentarily silenced the chaotic scene. Everyone reflexively looked up in the direction of the sound, and under the boys’ gazes, the thick old wallpaper curled and peeled off the wall.

More than a decade ago, the wallpapers used by wealthy people were actually “wall coverings.”

Top wealthy families like the Xiao family were even more particular when choosing their decoration materials. All embroidered wall coverings used genuine materials with a thick texture, and when it peeled off, it fell off in one piece with a movement that was rather loud.

In fact, this was no big deal. As was said before, no one had taken care of this villa in the Xiao Family Gardens in many years. After water seeped into the walls, the glue behind the wall coverings became damp and aged, losing its stickiness. In addition, the weight of the wall covering was so heavy that it was normal for the whole piece to fall off like this.

But at this moment, the boys present looked at the fallen wall covering and automatically took a couple of steps back, revealing expressions of revulsion.

“What the fuck is this…..”

Before it came off, it looked like an old, faded wall covering, but after, another disgusting side was revealed.

Long-term dampness had caused dark green mold to grow on the back of the wall covering. Just looking at it made a person feel uncomfortable. And what was even more concerning was that when the covering fell off, the wall was exposed to everyone.

Densely-packed talisman papers covered the entire wall of the room. They had also been severely affected by the moisture and were covered in mildew. The runes drawn on the talisman paper were naturally blurred by water marks.

One after another, water marks had dripped down the wall, and after soaking the red paint of the talisman papers, the water marks looked like bloodstains.

Indeed, it suddenly seemed as if blood was oozing out of the entire wall.

“Fuckfuckfuck, is this place really a haunted house?”

Once they returned to their senses, there was a commotion amongst the boys.

“I heard that after what happened back then, a shaman was invited to come and practice here…..”

“The school seems to have dealt with this place too. They must have been left behind at that time, right?”

“Why do ritual talismans have to be put up like this, ah? It’s so scary.”

“You’re still afraid of this? I don’t get it, ah.”

Not everyone was afraid of the strange talismans suddenly revealed before them.

However, the most taboo thing for seventeen or eighteen-year-old boys was to show timidity in front of their peers, so even if someone was actually afraid, they could only grit their teeth at this time and don a nonchalant expression. 

Knock knock knock.

At this moment, a timely knock on the window rescued the group of boys.

“Which class are you in? Didn’t your teacher tell you that students aren’t allowed in the Xiao Family Gardens?”

A school janitor held a long-handled flashlight in his hand as he stood outside the dusty window, looking into the room. The boys in the room looked at each other when the faint voice sounded, then leaped up collectively.

“Why is the school still patrolling here?”

“Quick, quick, go out through the balcony.”

“I blocked the front door way before, so he can’t get in.”

“It’s fine, this guy can’t catch us.”

In fact, everyone knew that with Fang Qian’an there, even if they really were caught by the school janitor for a disciplinary offense, it wouldn’t be a big deal. But now, everyone tacitly ignored this. Using the excuse of the school janitor’s appearance, they quickly left the old villa.

Even daring high school boys with nerves as thick as wires, who sought death in all kinds of ways, vaguely felt that unique pressure.

Something was truly wrong with that wall.

“You got lucky, little cripple.”

“We’ll have a good chat with you tomorrow.”

Naturally, before they departed, they did not forget to speak harshly to Li Xiu, who was lying in the shadows with a bloodied head.

Li Xiu lay motionless on the ground, listening as the disordered footsteps of the boys gradually disappeared.

During this time, he could sense that the school janitor standing at the window had remained in place, looking at him through the glass. Perhaps even the school janitor was aware of Fang Qianan’s special status, and had no need to chase him.

It seemed Li Xiu was the unlucky one in the end…..

He still remembered that when he transferred schools, the teachers emphasized many times that students were absolutely not allowed to enter the Xiao Family Gardens without permission. Once discovered, the student would be given a demerit.

Li Xiu gave a bitter laugh, and gasped a second later due to the wound at the corner of his mouth.

It hurt.

Hopefully this wouldn’t affect the exam money.

He tried to get up, but after the group of people who had beaten him left, the pain that was originally bearable became even more severe. At this point, Li Xiu was already exhausted.

He simply lay on the ground where he was, breathing heavily as he numbly watched the shadow outside the window fall on the nearby wall.

The talismans on the wall were still dripping red water. The mottled runes seemed to sway in Li Xiu’s peripheral vision, appearing very abnormal and strange.

But Li Xiu only had to look closely to realize that it was an illusion.

Those things were weird, but Li Xiu didn’t find them frightening.

He bit the tip of his tongue, sucked in a cold breath, and shakily fastened up the trousers that had been pulled off by the others before. It was clearly a very simple movement, but he had difficulty completing it due to the continuous trembling of his fingers.

And with only that slight movement, Li Xiu couldn’t help but feel the urge to vomit, and his body began to feel chilled.

He hadn’t guessed wrong. He had likely been concussed by Wang Rongfa and Fang Qian’an’s group, Li Xiu thought.

“It’s time for you to go.”

A faint and unclear whisper suddenly sounded.

Li Xiu was startled. When he turned around, he happened to see the school janitor — he was standing in the corner of the room with his head lowered, muttering to Li Xiu.

When had he come in?

Li Xiu was a little puzzled, but he remembered other students saying that the school would occasionally send people to check on the condition of the Xiao family villa, and was relieved: maybe the school had given their staff a key. And he was in a daze when the other person opened the door and came in, so he hadn’t noticed.

“I apologize.”

Gritting his teeth, Li Xiu used all of his strength to slowly rise from the ground.

“I didn’t mean to—”

“It’s time for you to go.”

The school worker abruptly cut though Li Xiu’s weak explanation, repeating himself in a voice that lacked any fluctuation.

The sky was dark, but the man still wore the standard peaked cap of the janitor’s uniform on his head. He was also standing in the shadows in the corner of the room, where his face became increasingly blurry.

Looking at the school worker, Li Xiu’s eyes flickered. He had initially thought that the other party would note down his information, but now it seemed that he didn’t want to get him in trouble.

He could only breathe a sigh of relief: “En, I’ll leave right away.”

Holding on to the last of his strength, Li Xiu staggered to his feet and limped out of the abandoned villa.

The school janitor seemed to be very satisfied with Li Xiu’s tact. As soon as Li Xiu walked to the villa’s foyer, he heard the room door creak and then slam shut behind him.

Huh?

Li Xiu turned around subconsciously.

The janitor was still inside. Maybe he was checking the fallen wall covering…..from Li Xiu’s perspective, he could only see the blurry rear view of the tall janitor.

At this moment, he was standing upright in front of the rune-covered wall, motionless.

*

Ugh…..”

At the same moment, inside a moving luxury car, Fang Qian’an suddenly let out a muffled groan.

“Young Master Fang, are you really okay? How about you get that checked out carefully?”

Another boy in the large compartment noticed Fang Qian’an stir, and frowned with some worry at the sight of the young master’s still bleeding fingers.

After leaving the old Xiao family villa, the strange and oppressive atmosphere of terror had faded away, and everyone belatedly came to their senses — things had gotten a bit serious.

Fang Qian’an was the most precious young master of the Fang family, but now he had been bitten by a poor wretch, and there was even blood.

God knew how troublesome this would be if the adults found out about it.

Fortunately, while everyone was extremely anxious, Fang Qian’an himself had a very understated reaction.

He simply told a younger brother to go to the drugstore and buy some gauze, and after wrapping his fingers, he didn’t bring it up again.

When he heard this younger brother worry about his fingers again, Fang Qian’an waved his hand casually: “…..It’s just a finger injury, don’t make a mountain out of a molehill. And don’t be awkward, it annoys me.”

Seeing Fang Qian’an like this, the younger brother who was lucky enough to follow Fang Qian’an into the vehicle didn’t dare to say more about it, and could only respond: “That’s right, Young Master Fang is magnanimous…..but that cripple really deserved a beating.”

When he heard Li Xiu mentioned again, Fang Qian’an narrowed his eyes.

Fang Qian’an raised his hand and glanced at the gauze on his fingers, murmuring: “Hm…..that guy.” He snorted. “He’s like a puppy.”


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Happy Coffin Raising – Chapter 2

When Li Xiu transferred to Qiming Secondary School, he noticed a large swathe of desolate land covered in weeds behind the campus. 

As the default top school for the entire upper class in City A, Qiming’s location was right in the city center, where every inch of land was valuable. And yet, such a large piece of unused land was empty. People not in the know would really feel that it was a pity when they saw it.

However, the locals of A City were not surprised by this scene.

After all, on that land…..was the Xiao Family Haunted House.

To put it plainly, the land behind Qiming Secondary School was not really a wasteland in the true sense — many years ago, the Xiao family was the most prestigious family in City A, and built a large villa complex for the family at a high cost.

However, not long after they moved into the Xiao Family Gardens, the family encountered a bizarre massacre that shocked the entire country.

Ever since then, the land had been completely empty.

Likely because of its “inauspicious reputation,” in an era where real estate development was in full swing, the Xiao Family Gardens took up so much land, but no one took over its development.

The Xiao family villa still stood there to this day, and in that majestic structure, one could still see the beauty, luxury, and style of those years.

However, after so many years of neglect, no matter how luxurious the Xiao Family Gardens were, it had become the terrifying and dilapidated “Xiao Family Haunted House.” As for the courtyard around the villa, it had long been covered by wild vegetation.

There were layer upon layer of dense, wild trees, and even at noon in the summer, it was difficult for the sun to penetrate into the forest through the dense branches and leaves. Combined with the various horror legends about this place, the Xiao Family Gardens always seemed dark and damp, and it seemed as if there was always an inexplicable and imposing aura of death.

At least, the fearless, hot-blooded boys of Qiming Secondary School were not afraid of the rumors and gloomy atmosphere of the Xiao Family Gardens.

The school was not strictly managed, and some particularly unruly students would sneak into the Xiao family villa to find places to smoke during recess……but Li Xiu had nothing to do with that sort of thing.

Li Xiu had always instinctively hated that sort of gloomy place.

If possible, he would never step foot into the Xiao family “haunted house” in his life.

But currently, Li Xiu was being held down and pressed directly onto the floor of an abandoned room in the Xiao family villa. 

Thud.

A muffled sound.

The odor of dust and mold poured into Li Xiu’s nose. He put up a struggle, and was hit hard in the back.

“Why are you flailing around?! It’s come to this point, and you’re still trying to run away?!”

Someone curses in a rough voice over his head.

Pfft, Wang Rongfa, why are you so nervous? He’s a cripple. If you let go of him and let him run, is it possible for him to actually run away?”

Immediately after, another boy scoffed.

The boy named Wang Rongfa pressed harder on Li Xiu’s back.

“Song Chen, you don’t know, but this cripple is very cunning. If it weren’t for our Fang-ge this time, I would have almost let him get away—”

As he spoke, Li Xiu suddenly broke free and raised his arm, elbowing Wang Rongfa. Taking advantage of the boy’s pain, Li Xiu abruptly ran toward the door.

However, as the boys surrounding him had said, Li Xiu’s lame leg truly made it difficult for him to maintain his balance. A normal person might have had a chance of escaping, but Wang Rongfa’s friends caught up with him before he could even take two steps. He was punched in the stomach and thrown back onto the dirty floor.

“Fuckfuckfuck—”

Wang Rongfa covered his face and cursed several times in one go.

“I’m telling you, you deserve a beating—”

He rushed forward and kicked Li Xiu violently.

Lying on the ground, Liu Xi’s body suddenly arched up as the terrible pain came. A trace of blood overflowed from his lips, but he clenched his teeth and didn’t even groan.

Such a tough reaction even made the boys who hit him issue sounds of surprise.

“This sissy good student can still handle pain pretty well,” someone muttered.

In the shadows deep in the room, Li Xiu hunched over. The skin exposed outside the school uniform was so white that it seemed transparent. His jet-black hair was the black of crow feathers and messily stuck to the fine, cold sweat on his face, covering his eyes. 

Even if he couldn’t compare to the strong, tall boys next to him who were holding cigarettes and had reached the end of puberty, revealing their adult figures, for a teenager this age, Li Xiu’s figure could be said to be overly delicate.

Compared to his peers, Li Xiu obviously looked much thinner. However, the body shape that should be undesirable, paired with an almost beautiful face, created a subtle and indescribable attraction — at least for the girls of Qiming Secondary School.

There could be no doubt that as a taciturn transfer student from a poor family, Li Xiu became rather popular with the girls when he arrived at Qiming. It had nothing to do with ambiguity between innocent boys and girls. As long as Li Xiu sat in the classroom, the girls would inevitably show him unconscious preferential treatment and affection.

After all, few girls would dislike a quiet, pretty, and intelligent adolescent boy with an obvious physical defect. 

However, this special kind of tenderness was an extreme eyesore to some foolish and reckless boys.

*

Li Xiu’s body involuntarily spasmed, and his vision went a little dark. There was a fishy, metallic taste in his throat. He panted silently with his mouth slightly open, trying to recover from the biting pain in his stomach and back. 

At the same time, hearing the ugly shouts from Wang Rongfa and his lackeys, he felt a bit irritable.

He never wanted to have a conflict with such idiots.

The reason Li Xiu transferred to Qiming at this time was purely so that he could get the school’s top scholarship.

In the early years, Qiming followed the path of international schools, and there was no need for a multitude of students to vye for a narrow, single-plank bridge. However, national policies had changed drastically in the past few years, and even students from Qiming Secondary School had to take the university entrance exam. In order to improve admission rates, Qiming recruited top students from other schools.

Li Xiu was among those who were recruited by Qiming for money.

Yes, Li Xiu’s grades were very good, so good that the people in Qiming’s admission office could ignore his inconvenient right leg. According to the signed agreement, Li Xiu would receive a substantial “bonus” as long as he achieved the required high scores in the school exams, the unified city exam, and the university entrance exam.

Li Xiu did the math. With this money, he would not have to borrow money to pay for his university living expenses from relatives and friends he had long lost contact with, and also would not have to worry about the money for his grandmother’s hospital medical treatment.

From the moment he entered the school, he knew that he was not from the same world as the group of elite children there. 

He only came to Qiming to get money, and never thought about making friends with these people.

He originally intended to just peacefully wait until the university entrance exams were over, and based on his results, take the money and leave. As a result, Li Xiu never could have expected that he would become a thorn in Wang Rongfa’s side after just answering a few questions from girls at the same table.

In fact, things weren’t so bad in the beginning. After all, when Wang Rongfa cursed at him initially, Li Xiu simply held himself back and ignored him. But one time in the men’s room, Wang Rongfa seized the opportunity to try to take Li Xiu’s pants off in front of his friends, saying euphemistically that it was to see if Li Xiu was a boy. Li Xiu was unable to hold back, and with absolutely no expression on his face, directly grabbed the mop in the corner and laid into them. 

Then came the part that Li Xiu was not unfamiliar with — a stupid school bullying scene.

It was still fine during class. Although there were very few teachers at Qiming who strictly managed this group of students who came from wealthy families, with Li Xiu’s grades and body, even the coldest and most snobbish teachers had to be somewhat considerate.

But after school, Wang Rongfa summoned his gang of scoundrels to chase after Li Xiu.

Sometimes Li Xiu could find a way to escape, and other times…..he would be caught by Wang Rongfa and his gang. Just like today.

It was unfortunate that today, Wang Rongfa seemed to be more agitated than before. It was unknown if his brain, which was as small as a mung bean, had squeezed out some new ways to give him a hard time.

Li Xiu felt the severe pain spread throughout his body and pondered indifferently.

In the past, the methods of bullying Wang Rongfa thought up were nothing more than dragging him into a corner and pouring cold water on him, or elementary school tricks such as deliberately dirtying his desk and pouring some garbage into his school bag.

But this time, Wang Rongfa directly dragged Li Xiu to the abandoned villa in the Xiao Family Gardens.

“Sure enough, just looking at this guy’s face puts you in a bad mood.”

Wang Rongfa kicked Li Xiu, and the harsh cursing drew Li Xiu’s attention back.

“Come on, Lao Wang, you’re just jealous of other good-looking people. Zhang Yan isn’t blind, this cripple’s face is definitely more eye-catching than yours, hahaha…..”

“Hahaha, that’s right. The Zhang family isn’t short of money, so they might just want to raise a pretty boy.”

The group of boys laughed uproariously around Wang Rongfa and the immobilized Li Xiu. In the end, Wang Rongfa’s face turned red. He flew into a rage out of humiliation, shouting to drown out the others as they escalated their mockery.

“Where is that place? Didn’t you say you found a darkroom? I want to see if this guy can still pull off such a blank face when we come back tomorrow.”

Li Xiu’s expression froze as he heard the conversation between Wang Rongfa and the others.

When he noticed Li Xiu’s tension, Wang Rongfa grinned: “Yo, are you afraid now? That can’t be right, ah…..doesn’t your family specialize in this kind of feudal superstition? What, are you really afraid of ghosts?”

Li Xiu continued to remain silent.

*

When Qiming Secondary School was established, the massacre of the Xiao family had already occurred. There was no one in the entirety of the school who didn’t know the legend of this haunted house.

For example, it was said that in the early years, Qiming had evening self-study classes like other schools, but they were quickly discontinued by the principal not long after. The reason was that students who studied at school in the evenings could clearly see the brightly-lit villa in that deserted garden.

Through the glass was covered in cobwebs and dust, they could even vaguely glimpse shadowy figures inside.

On the night wind, there were even faint old songs that had long been outdated.

Some people also said that in fact, the land Qiming Secondary School was built on was originally part of the Xiao family haunted house. After the school was built, the old villa was renovated and used as a dormitory for workers at the school.

As a result, the school janitor didn’t even stay a full week before escaping from the villa in a mess. It was said that every night, this old villa was full of ghosts.

There were clearly only two people in the dormitory, but after waking up in the middle of the night, they would feel that the whole house was so crowded that they could hardly stand.

*

There were countless legends like this.

As for Wang Rongfa’s method of punishing him this time, it was also very simple and crude.

A few days ago, when some of his friends were looking for a place to smoke in the old villa, they happened to discover a very small, closed darkroom with no windows at all. If they locked someone in there for one night, they would probably be frightened to death once they were released.

“……Let’s see how long you can be proud in front of me!”

The thing Wang Rongfa hated the most was Li Xiu’s expressionless face. It was obvious that he was the one being bullied on campus, but when the crippled little sissy boy looked over the crowd indifferently, Wang Rongfa always felt like a contemptible clown.

At last, this time Li Xiu finally showed the panic he wanted to see after hearing his plan.

“Let me go back.”

After such a long time dragging him here, Wang Rongfa heard Li Xiu’s hoarse voice for the first time.

Li Xiu’s face was very tense.

Indeed, Li Xiu was anxious at this moment.

He actually didn’t care much about Wang Rongfa’s clumsy bullying. However, being locked in a place like this was another matter.

If he got home late and delayed doing “that thing”……

He gave an involuntary shudder.

Tsk, tsk, this is rare, ah. Wait. Cripple, are you really afraid of ghosts?!”

After mocking Li Xiu, Wang Rongfa turned to urge the others on.

“Hey, hey, you still haven’t opened the door?”

The people who had been following him had their butts stuck out as they roughly rummaged through discarded debris that had been piled up in the corner of the room for who knows how long. When they heard Wang Rongfa’s question, they also muttered in confusion.

“That’s weird. Weren’t we here two days ago? That door was really conspicuous…..”

The boys looked at the wall in confusion after the debris was pushed away to expose it to everyone’s sight.

Over the years, moisture had unknowingly infiltrated the interior brick walls, and the lower part of the old, luxurious European-style wallpaper had long been occupied with spots of dark blue mildew. The boys remembered clearly that it was here where they had discovered the strange little scarlet door that was only half a person tall.

It looked a lot like the door to a storage room, although it was a bit strange to have a storage room in this location.

Behind that door was the narrow, airtight darkroom they had told Wang Rongfa about before, which could be locked from the outside.

The boys remembered it very clearly. After all, the door was so strange that it would be difficult to forget it even if they wanted to.

But now that they had been looking for so long, there was only a wall in front of them full of mold and water stains, with no trace of the door at all.

“Are you joking? You really can’t find it?”

“Did you remember the wrong place? There are too many rooms in this shabby house…..”

“How is that possible? There are cigarette butts on the ground.”

“It’s almost like a ghost came.”

A certain boy blurted this out unthinkingly, and everyone suddenly stopped talking.

After a brief silence, their expressions became a bit strange.

No one revealed their true fear, but the atmosphere became inexplicably tense. Only Wang Rongfa, who was still immersed in his resentment toward Li Xiu, continued to holler for the others to keep searching. In the end, this slightly aroused the anger of several of them.

The group of them questioned and cursed at each other in the dilapidated room.

Ah……”

Then one person’s yawn interrupted the boys’ hoarse shouting.

Wang Rongfa’s voice suddenly got stuck in his throat. At the same time, all of the boys in the room seemed to have received some kind of command, and fell silent. For a moment, everyone focused their attention on that person.

It was a handsome young man with a tall stature.

Unlike Wang Rongfa and the others, he was not wearing expensive and conspicuous fashion brands, and was wearing the suit-style uniform of Qiming Secondary School like a good student. But for some reason, wearing the formal British-style school uniform made by a famous designer still gave him a lingering sense of dissoluteness. 

The color of his hair was very light, the same color as his eyes.

Under the setting sun, the boy’s eyes were light yellow like some kind of feline, with only thin black pupils in the middle.

“Young Master Fang, what do you think—”

Several people swallowed mouthfuls of saliva and carefully observed the expression of “Young Master Fang” when one of them asked this.

When they were beating up Li Xiu, this “Young Master Fang” stayed out of the incident, sitting cross-legged on the window sill of the haunted house as if he was an outsider, immersed in playing a game on his cellphone.

“Fuck, dead again…..is this tower being used as a tomb?”

And it was only then that he raised his head from his phone to frown at Wang Rongfa and his group.

Fang Qian’an complained and tossed the phone aside.

Someone immediately stepped forward to help him put it away.

Fang Qian’an jumped off the window sill and stretched like a big cat. He seemed to finally realize what had just happened here, and glanced sideways at Li Xiu, who was being pressed to the floor with a dust-covered face.

“Hey,” he murmured to Li Xiu, tilting his head.

“Just apologize,” he said.

Li Xiu realized that Fang Qian’an was speaking to him, and raised his head with difficulty to look at him.

Meeting Li Xiu’s gaze, Fang Qian’an yawned again out of boredom.

“Lao Wang doesn’t have any bad intentions. It’s normal for him to be unhappy when seeing someone like you near his goddess. You provoked him so many times after, always making him screech in anger. You don’t bother me, but he’s annoying.” Wang Rongfa moved his lips angrily when he heard Fang Qian’an’s words, but he didn’t make a sound. Fang Qian’an didn’t notice the stiffness of the boy next to him, and continued with that same languid appearance: “Just apologize to him and say you won’t be an eyesore again, and the matter will be over.”

After speaking, he shrugged his shoulders.

“Lao Wang will never trouble you again.”

Li Xiu stared straight at Fang Qian’an. After a moment of silence, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Ptui.

Li Xiu spat at Fang Qian’an.


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Happy Coffin Raising – Chapter 1: Prologue

T/N: This is a collection of 3 interconnected horror stories.

Don’t worry about this chapter’s 2nd person present tense POV. Other than the chapters like this that connect the three stories, everything else is in 3rd person past tense POV. This is a new format for me, so I hope you enjoy reading!


It is your first day at work.

The corporate office is on the thirteenth floor of a residential building.

This old high-rise building was built in the city center many years ago, and there is no telling how many trials and tribulations it has gone through. The people who built it back then had no planning awareness, nor did they spare a thought for maintaining or renovating the building. By the time you get there for work, the building is old and dilapidated.

The elevator here is filthy, and constantly issues a harsh rattle when it runs. When you take the elevator, you are on tenterhooks for fear of it breaking down.

Fortunately, this time the elevator successfully sends you to the thirteenth floor.

When the elevator doors open, you walk out quickly.

The instant you look up, you see a long corridor. Poor design has left this corridor completely devoid of natural lighting, and the only illumination comes from a few dim incandescent lamps overhead.

There are rows of symmetrical red security doors on both sides of the corridor. It appears that there are a great many rooms, but you never see anyone come out of those doors. There are pink building management notices on many of the doors. You take a look and realize that the date in the lower right hand corner is four years ago.

The floor is dirty, and the areas near the walls have turned black. Only a small area in the middle just barely reveals the original color of the beige floor tiles.

As for your new business location, it is right at the end of the corridor.

You duck your head and walk into your corporate office without many expectations. It is said to be a corporate office, but this office was actually converted from an ordinary residence. It is probably because of this that this place makes you feel suffocated and crowded…..although there are actually not many employees here.

This is certainly not the sort of work environment you want.

But…..

Ai, in this world, having a job is already pretty good.

You strive to comfort yourself.

The person who interviewed you before was a middle-aged man with a gloomy face. You had originally thought he was in HR, and didn’t expect that he would turn out to be your boss. When he sees you, he brings you to the workstation.

Your desk is very worn out, and looks like it came from a second-hand store.

But your computer is even worse. Judging from the shiny patina on the keyboard, it has already gone through many hardships. You are simply astonished at how old the computer is, and just as you’re wondering if it can still turn on, the computer starts up with a buzz.

You sit tremblingly in your seat, and when you reach out to touch the keyboard, you inexplicably shiver from the sensation. This is not because of the sticky feel of the keyboard, but because when you touch the keys, a slight warmth spreads from your fingertips…..as if you are touching something alive.

Tsk, you’re really thinking too much.

You quickly return to your senses and get to work.

Okay, la, from now on, you have officially become an editor under the Pheasant multi-channel network.

Of course, you can tell by the channel’s environment that the company basically can’t bring in any traffic at all, so your main job is to post some incomprehensible text content to the company’s account like a robot. As if anyone actually looks at this account.

You certainly feel like you’re wasting your life. And on this day, you inadvertently click a note on the outdated computer. Then you see an unfamiliar account and a password. 

You could actually ignore that account.

You will think of this boring afternoon many times afterward.

You will think, it would have been better if you had just closed that account…..it’s only a pity that there is no medicine for regret in this world.

At this time, you just log into the dusty account neglected by the company out of boredom.

“Happy Event Bot”

There is nothing memorable about this name, nor does it mean anything.

When you see the number of followers on the account, you can’t help but gasp. You can be sure that this must be an account created in the company’s early days. Otherwise, it would be impossible to spend money to buy such an exaggerated amount of zombie fans.[1]

And when you see the account’s content, you raise an eyebrow.

Hm, how should you put it? Not long ago, content had also been posted on this account by who appeared to be your predecessor. 

It was just that those sentences seemed to have a bit of a mismatch between the preface and the content.

Of course, the content of this account is very ordinary in the beginning, no different from those meaningless and unauthorized reposts you’ve submitted.

Afterward, this account seems to have changed its direction and begun to make bot submissions. You scan it and feel that it is all nonsense.

But gradually, incrementally, in addition to submitting articles, the content published by this account becomes strange.

[@Happy Event Bot: What exactly is it that you do?]

[@Happy Event Bot: Stop posting, I won’t read it.]

[@Happy Event Bot: Is it fun to pretend to engage with the supernatural?]

It seems that this person had been harassed by private messages. However, while various submissions were rejected, the account was regularly sending various submissions.

And the various personal messages sent by the account owner during this time gradually became eerie.

[@Happy Event Bot: Please forgive me, okay? I didn’t mean it.]

[@Happy Event Bot: I know you’ve been watching. I didn’t mean to offend you. I’ve been obedient, I’ve done everything. I beg you, please spare me. I can’t take it anymore.]

And the final personal message was sent just a few months ago.

[@Happy Event Bot: I know I have no hope you’re coming right you won’t spare me at all I’m not afraid anymore winter is the eyes of autumn this apple is delicious the butterfly flew away Italian pasta saw you and I both know this phrase]

As you look at that Weibo message speechlessly, wondering what kind of crazy new literature this is, you hear the sound of a private message in the background.

Only then do you realize that countless unread messages have accumulated.

When you click in, you realize that these are all messages sent by other people.

Seriously, ah? The company gave you so many zombie accounts, but hid the accounts with such high activity? It is inevitable that you’re a little displeased, and as you think, you click on a submission.

You initially just wanted to take a casual look, but unexpectedly, as soon as you read it, all of your attention is drawn to the content of the submission.

The article submitted by this author is about the “gege” under his bed.

[…..Grandmother told me that he was my gege.]

[When I was a child, I really didn’t understand why I called the skeletal remains in the burial urn “gege,” or why I had to put food under the bed every day and say that I was sending food to gege.]

[Actually, I had always been afraid of my gege. After all, it was a burial urn. But my grandma kept telling me that I was the only one in the family who could deliver food, because I was male and didn’t have to worry about childbirth.]

[Grandmother always said that as long as my gege was there, I didn’t have to worry about anyone hurting me. But I later discovered…..]

[She was lying to me]

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@Happy Event Bot: Submission #1114

<<Ghost Gege>>


[1] Zombie fans — inactive or fake users on social media.


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Table of Contents >> Chapter 2

Happy Coffin Raising (升棺见喜)

Author: Black Cat White Socks (黑猫白袜子)

Someone told him, 

Meet them…..

And you will encounter a “happy event”

– – – – – – – – – –

[Gege]

His grandmother told A-Xiu that he had a gege, an older brother.

As a child, A-Xiu didn’t understand why he had to call the skeletal remains in the urn “gege.” He also didn’t understand why he put rice under the bed each day for the other person, as if it was really his “gege.”

He felt that it was all just his grandmother’s delusion.

Then when his grandmother passed away, A-Xiu staggered to the bed and cried endlessly. And a tall, cold figure leaned over A-Xiu’s thin body, uttering a hoarse and twisted whisper.

“Don’t be afraid. Gege is still here.”

A-Xiu finally understood his grandmother’s painstaking efforts.

It turned out that only by becoming a “family member” would “it” not hurt him.

But his grandmother seemed to have forgotten that if one wanted to be a family with such a thing, one must pay a price……

– – – – – – – – – –

[Dragon Marsh Village]

Jiang Chuyan always thought that his childhood experience was just an absurd and distant dream.

In the dream, in order to keep his frail, sick self alive, his mother “married” him to a “Dragon God” deep in the dragon marsh.

The ignorant and superstitious village witch said that after marrying the Dragon God, Jiang Chuyan would no longer be a person of this world. His life and soul belonged to the nameless god, and he naturally no longer had to worry about the fate of early death that was destined for him.

When he grew up, Jiang Chuyan returned to the mountain village he had long been away from for his university elective course’s folklore assignment.

He thought this would just be an ordinary trip back home, but never thought that with his return, the horror and death he had overlooked in his childhood would come in droves. 

And the only person he could rely on inadvertently exposed his horribly deformed and scaly tail.

– – – – – – – – – –

[Meat Soup]

Gu Hezhi lay dazed in his room for half a month until his roommate dragged him out.

“Come on, come on, try the soup my girlfriend made.” The roommate greeted everyone with a bright smile.

Everyone in the shared house gathered around the table and politely drank bowl after bowl.

Gu Hezhi also drank.

The soup was delicious, and the meat inside was especially tender and tasty. Someone at the table asked what kind of meat it was. The roommate stared blankly, and just said with a smile that he had taken it from Gu Hezhi’s refrigerator. 

“I’m sorry to trouble you. Since you’ve been going directly to bed, I let her use it first, and planned to settle the bill with you afterward.”

Gu Hezhi’s bowl fell to the ground.

He lost his temper at the table and rushed to the toilet to vomit. However, the meat seemed to have melted into his body, and no matter how hard he tried, he could not spit it out.

And that night, while half asleep, Gu Hezhi smelled a familiar scent.

A familiar man with a lingering chill on his body leaned behind him and placed his hands on his shoulders.

“A-Zhi.”

The man’s mutilated face smiled in the darkness.

“Don’t hide…..let me hug you.”

“Will you let me out…..”

“I’m cold.”

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Once sentence summary: Don’t be afraid, they love you.


Tags: Horror, romance, bullying, hints of wife-chasing?, multiple stories, weird shit, more tags to come as I actually read the rest of the stories


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Chapter 1Chapter 29Chapter 57Chapter 85
Chapter 2Chapter 30Chapter 58Chapter 86
Chapter 3Chapter 31Chapter 59Chapter 87
Chapter 4Chapter 32Chapter 60Chapter 88
Chapter 5Chapter 33Chapter 61Chapter 89
Chapter 6Chapter 34Chapter 62Chapter 90
Chapter 7Chapter 35Chapter 63Chapter 91
Chapter 8Chapter 36Chapter 64Chapter 92
Chapter 9Chapter 37Chapter 65Chapter 93
Chapter 10Chapter 38Chapter 66Chapter 94
Chapter 11Chapter 39Chapter 67Chapter 95
Chapter 12Chapter 40Chapter 68Chapter 96
Chapter 13Chapter 41Chapter 69Chapter 97
Chapter 14Chapter 42Chapter 70Chapter 98
Chapter 15Chapter 43Chapter 71Chapter 99
Chapter 16Chapter 44Chapter 72Chapter 100
Chapter 17Chapter 45Chapter 73Chapter 101
Chapter 18Chapter 46Chapter 74Chapter 102
Chapter 19Chapter 47Chapter 75Chapter 103
Chapter 20Chapter 48Chapter 76 Chapter 104
Chapter 21Chapter 49Chapter 77Chapter 105
Chapter 22Chapter 50Chapter 78Chapter 106
Chapter 23Chapter 51Chapter 79Chapter 107
Chapter 24Chapter 52Chapter 80Chapter 108
Chapter 25Chapter 53Chapter 81Chapter 109
Chapter 26Chapter 54Chapter 82Chapter 110
Chapter 27Chapter 55Chapter 83Chapter 111
Chapter 28Chapter 56Chapter 84Chapter 112

After Rebirth, the Prime Minister Just Wants To Call It Quits – Chapter Ninety-Nine

When he woke up, Liu Zhenqing was dizzy from drinking and enjoying the heated water.

He turned around to look and, sure enough, he was gone again.

When he was drunk the night before, Liu Zhenqing was too lazy to think much and enjoyed being enveloped by Huo Fenglie’s solid body. Perceiving Huo Fenglie’s patience and gentleness, of course he knew the other’s situation.

Thinking of this, Liu Zhenqing couldn’t help but spread his hands and look at them, as if the tactile impression from last night still remained.

It was truly astounding that his hands were still sore when he woke up.

Liu Zhenqing smiled contentedly. This further development was all thanks to his wit.

The previous night, in the midst of chaotic thoughts, Liu Zhenqing suddenly had an idea. In order to keep him from looking at the tattoo, Huo Fenglie kept pressing his head with one hand. The other hand was helping him, so Liu Zhenqing took the opportunity to quietly place his hands into the water.

By the time the shy and patient Huo Fenglie reacted, it was too late. His entire body trembled and he tried to push him away, to move his hand and stop all factors that may get out of control. But sadly, he found that he could just barely use one hand to capture those two troublemaking ones.

Liu Zhenqing was naturally dissatisfied and scolded him not to stop. In the end, even without looking, he could tell that Huo Fenglie was bullied so much that he had no choice but to be obedient and allow Liu Zhenqing to break the barrier between them.

Huo Fenglie’s green and immature reaction surprised Liu Zhenqing. In the end, it turned out that he was bullying the other.

When Huo Fenglie couldn’t endure it anymore, it seemed that the word ‘Qing-ge’ was constantly called out in his ear. He also bit him on the shoulder, but fainted in the end and didn’t know what happened next.

Yes, this was a big step.The two of them were absolutely free of sin. He would see what this kid ended up doing.

Liu Zhenqing seemed to derive some delight from the mutual help between the two, and was extremely satisfied.

When he got up, he looked at the time. It happened to be time for Huo Fenglie to undergo acupuncture, so Liu Zhenqing went over with a bun in his mouth.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Huo Fenglie sitting on a stool with his upper body bare. Han Ye on the side was using acupuncture on his own head and to Huo Fenglie.

“What are you doing?” Liu Zhenqing stepped forward curiously.

Han Ye glanced at Liu Zhenqing in displeasure. “Hangover.”

Shocked, Liu Zhenqing said: “It was only three cups.”

Han Ye was instantly unhappy, and said: “I don’t usually drink!”

Liu Zhenqing quickly coaxed: “Yes, yes, you haven’t practiced.”

Han Ye scoffed coldly.

When Liu Zhenqing was done speaking, he walked up to Huo Fenglie. The other seemed to lift his head to glance at him, but quickly looked away.

Liu Zhenqing snickered and chose to sit in the seat in front of him, which put Huo Fenglie at a loss.

Han Ye suddenly exclaimed: “Do you have an allergy? Why are there so many red marks on your shoulders and neck, ah?”

Huo Fenglie froze. Liu Zhenqing raised his eyes to look over, the corners of his mouth curling up slightly: “He doesn’t.”

Han Ye looked at Liu Zhenqing in surprise: “You can determine this?”

Liu Zhenqing looked at his apprentice and thought that he must have gone silly due to only wanting to study medicine. He couldn’t comprehend this sort of thing, and wore an expression that said, ‘I haven’t even figured it out, so how can you be so sure?’

Suppressing his laughter, Liu Zhenqing raised a suggestive eyebrow and said: “I can, ah. Because I did that last night.”

Huo Fenglie sucked in a deep breath, and the hands on his knees involuntarily clenched.

Han Ye was about to give himself another needle to keep his judgment and thinking clear, but when he heard this sentence, the silver needle almost stuck in crookedly.

“You…..you guys!” Han Ye choked out.

“Why are you so surprised? You’re also a grown man.” Liu Zhenqing spoke much more straightforwardly, and there was even a smile in his words. This was obviously a tone meant for teasing children.

Han Ye wished he could stab himself to deafness, while Huo Fenglie was also shaken at the moment.

He didn’t understand……he really didn’t understand Qing-ge’s meaning.

Wasn’t it just on a whim after drinking last night? Shouldn’t it be hidden in silence?

Why was Qing-ge like this? Was it on purpose?

He really wasn’t afraid that Huo Fenglie wouldn’t be able to endure anymore…..he really compelled him!

But everything last night was like a dream to him. He came to the sudden and humbled realization that Qing-ge teasing him like this was also good. Even if he was using him like this to express his loneliness, he was willing.

But Han Ye was not willing. His roar made the perpetually teasing and unserious Liu Zhenqing run away wildly. 

He had nothing to do, so he walked a few rounds to wake up. Suddenly, he saw Song Xingmu running past in a panic, clutching his clothes. Very much like a rogue flower picker who did something bad and slept with the wrong person.

Liu Zhenqing called out, and Song Xingmu’s eyes suddenly lit up. He rushed over and said: “Last night…..what did I do last night?”

Liu Zhenqing: ……

“You threw me into Huo Fenglie’s bathtub.”

Song Xingmu was startled. He touched his chin and said: “I have an impression of that, but what happened next?”

The corners of Liu Zhenqing’s mouth curled up slightly. He wanted to show off how happy he was last night.

However, Song Xingmu seemed to understand his brother’s bad nature and immediately interrupted: “I’m asking what I did.”

Liu Zhenqing’s urge to share was disrupted, and he said directly: “How would I know? Didn’t you run away with Yi Chuan?”

Song Xingmu’s expression was suddenly difficult to parse.

“It’s odd. Seeing you like this, perhaps you couldn’t control yourself last night and messed around with someone? Weren’t you protecting your integrity like jade for Yi Chuan?”

Song Xingmu said with a mournful expression: “It was Yi Chuan, ah.

“What?!” Liu Zhenqing said in shock. “Could it be that you were drunk? That’s not right, ah. You can only use one hand, Yi Chuan wasn’t drunk, and his martial arts are higher than yours…..” Speaking of this, Liu Zhenqing suddenly gave an ohhh. “Could it be that you were given…..by him? Should I say congratulations?”

It seemed that Song Xingmu originally topped……

“No, I don’t know what happened either. I seem to remember kissing him. I’m dead, I’m dead. Wait and see, it might not be long before you have to collect my body,” Song Xingmu said with a long face. He usually made trouble and took advantage of that person, but Song Xingmu had never actually taken action.

Just a kiss?

Liu Zhenqing looked at Song Xingmu speechlessly. Then Yi Chuan’s voice sounded.

“What are you doing here?”

Song Xingmu instantly hid behind Liu Zhenqing, watching Yi Chuan cautiously.

“It’s time to treat your hand,” Yi Chuan said to Song Xingmu impatiently, stepping forward.

“You…..” Seeing that Yi Chuan was acting normal, Song Xingmu couldn’t help but wonder if that kiss was a dream. “Um, I woke up in your room. Did we sleep together last night?”

The disdain on Yi Chuan’s face grew even stronger as he said: “You were drunk and absolutely refused to go back. You insisted on sleeping with me.”

“You actually let me?” Song Xingmu asked in surprise.

Yi Chuan narrowed his eyes and said: “Because if I didn’t let you, you would have fought me with an injured hand.”

Song Xingmu: ……

Liu Zhenqing looked at Song Xingmu with raised eyebrows. What could be seen in Yi Chuan’s reaction? Was there…..actually no kiss? After all, Yi Chuan hated men being together.

Song Xingmu also thought of this, and couldn’t help asking: “Apart from that, what else did I do last night?”

Yi Chuan said calmly: “Nothing. Hurry up and get your hand treated.”

Song Xingmu’s eyes were filled with questions. He could only follow along while putting on his clothes, and didn’t see Yi Chuan turn his head with glinting eyes.

Yi Chuan comforted himself that he had only been forcibly kissed by a drunk and shameless scoundrel. His reaction to being kissed until his legs went weak was just because he had never been kissed before and had no experience. It wasn’t a big deal.

Lowering his head, Yi Chuan rubbed his hands. It seemed like he could still feel his hands running through the tips of Song Xingmu’s hair during the struggle last night, as well as touching his cold earrings. In the next second, he had been grabbed by Song Xingmu’s fair and slender hands and pressed down. If he hadn’t been worried about his hand, he wouldn’t have been held down so easily.

Song Xingmu passed out in the end. If his sleeping face didn’t look so much like a woman’s, he would have punched him. 

Because Yi Chuan had told Song Xingmu to go for treatment, Liu Zhenqing thought it must be time for Huo Fenglie’s treatment to end, and followed after them.

As a result, just as they came to the courtyard, they saw a figure flash past. It was another disheveled fellow. Why was it so fashionable to run around in underclothes now?

Looking at the figure rushing into the room, Liu Zhenqing recognized him as He Lan.

When they came to the door, they saw He Lan grasping Huo Fenglie’s arm as he asked: “You really don’t know why Qin Yu left alone? Doesn’t he tell you everything?”

Seeing that He Lan was growing angry with worry, Huo Fenglie could only say: “Were you with him last night?”

He Lan choked. It could even be said that Qin Yu was still in his arms just an hour before he fell asleep.

Huo Fenglie looked at him and didn’t inquire deeply. He just said: “He didn’t leave a single word?”

He Lan quickly said: “There was a note saying that he would return to the capital, but he clearly promised me that he wouldn’t go back for the time being.”

Huo Fenglie was slightly surprised: “He promised?”

He Lan froze, recalling that yes, ah, Qin Yu didn’t promise. It was just that Qin Yu took the initiative the night before, making He Lan think that the relationship between them had changed.

He didn’t believe that Qin Yu couldn’t hear what he meant. He just didn’t want them to get involved in a troublesome relationship when they returned to the capital. He thought they could simply spend time together without so many worries, and then go further…..

But Qin Yu left anyway, ignoring his proposal in order to return to the capital alone. Was this…..rejection? Sure enough, he was really…..not important at all in his heart.

He Lan gritted his teeth and said: “Does him leaving alone have something to do with the secret he spoke with you about before?”

Huo Fenglie took in He Lan’s tangled appearance and said: “If you want to know, go back and ask him.”

He Lan raised his head to look at Huo Fenglie. “We are all brothers. Why won’t you help me at all?”

Huo Fenglie replied: “It is because we are brothers that I can only say this.”

He Lan couldn’t be bothered to argue with Huo Fenglie anymore, and said angrily: “Hmph, I won’t accompany you for treatment. I must return to the capital to report on my work!”

Having said this, he turned around and ran.

Liu Zhenqing followed Huo Fenglie out, watching the departing He Lan. He said: “Letting him go back might not be a good idea. There are still the Jinyiwei behind him, and there may be conflicts. Then they will be in a dilemma.”

Huo Fenglie said: “If I don’t let him go back and something happens, he will blame me. And…..no matter how difficult the road is, they can walk it themselves. They don’t need me to help them choose.”

“Really?” Liu Zhenqing looked at Huo Fenglie and said, “Aren’t you worried?”

Huo Fenglie shook his head and suddenly murmured: “Leaving my side early may not be a bad thing. Perhaps in the future, we will also be on opposite sides.”

Liu Zhenqing was shocked, staring at Huo Fenglie in confusion. Huo Fenglie never abused his power and was loyal to Yuan Jue. As long as those two people didn’t betray the emperor, it could be said that they would never stand on the opposite side from Huo Fenglie.

“Why are you saying that out of nowhere?” Liu Zhenqing asked in concern.

Huo Fenglie said nothing more about it, turning around to say: “I’ll go back and see if there are any problems with the return trip arranged by the court.”

Liu Zhenqing suddenly held onto him, and Huo Fenglie’s body trembled.

Liu Zhenqing smiled. Sure enough, Er-gou was pretending to be calm and was looking for a reason to get away quickly.

He said: “We haven’t had breakfast yet. Let’s eat before we go.”

Without any explanation, Liu Zhenqing pulled Huo Fenglie to the kitchens, moved a bench, and sat in front of Huo Fenglie to watch him eat.

Huo Fenglie had just taken a bite of a bun under his coercion when he heard Liu Zhenqing say slowly: “How did you feel last night?”

With a grunt, Huo Fenglie nearly choked on the bun. He quickly swallowed it, not knowing what to say.

“I’m asking you, did you feel good last night?”

Huo Fenglie couldn’t bear it anymore, and was somewhat unable to swallow, patting his chest. When Liu Zhenqing handed him the soup, he took it at once and drank it.

Liu Zhenqing continued as he watched him drink the soup: “In any case, I felt rather good. Er-gou’s hands are big and have calluses from sword practice…..”

Pu!”

A mouthful of soup spurted out.

“This was my first time helping someone else. If I didn’t do it well, you need to tell me so that I can improve.”

Huo Fenglie suddenly raised his head and looked at Liu Zhenqing in disbelief.

Liu Zhenqing said with a sincere expression: “I’m probably the only one who does this sort of thing.”

Huo Fenglie seemed a little overwhelmed. “Qing…..Qing-ge?”

Keeping up his efforts, Liu Zhenqing reached out to help the stunned Huo Fenglie wipe the soup splashed on his lips. He wiped his lips lightly, and finally placed his index finger on his mouth to clean it. This whole move caused Huo Fenglie’s pupils to quiver.

Liu Zhenqing supported his head, all smiles, and purposely moved his fingers in front of Huo Fenglie. “My hands were really tired last night. I’m not very skilled. Next time…..I should be a little better.”

After speaking, Liu Zhenqing raised his eyes slightly to look straight at Huo Fenglie, who seemed to have ascended to heaven. He had anticipated this reaction. 

But his luck was bad. In just a short while, Song Xingmu and Yi Chuan also arrived to have breakfast.

When they came in and gave their greetings, Huo Fenglie took the opportunity to gust out like the wind.

“Why did he leave so quickly? To meet the officials?” Song Xingmu touched his chin and looked at Liu Zhenqing, saying: “Were you bullying someone?”

Liu Zhenqing stretched, looking refreshed. “No way.”

He was about to leave, but was stopped by Song Xingmu: “By the way, Yi Chuan has something to say.”

Liu Zhenqing glanced at Yi Chuan.

Yi Chuan said: “I received news from the cells this morning that an original islander reported a clue in order to atone for his crimes. It passed through my hands first and then was handed over to the officials from the capital, and has to do with the outsiders on the island.”

Liu Zhenqing instantly became energized, and looked at Yi Chuan somewhat tensely.

Yi Chuan said: “They said they saw a man with great martial arts skills, who had the symbol of a noble from the Southern Shu Kingdom on his body.”

The Southern Shu Kingdom. Liu Zhenqing knew it well. It was one of the three southwest kingdoms that were defeated by Huo Fenglie.

Song Xingmu said with a chuckle: “This discovery will soon reach the emperor’s ears. I suppose the Western Shu Kingdom will ask for an explanation, but it’s unexpected that the rebels were also involved with foreigners.”

More backstage manipulators involved with the capital and the Dongchang. And they were foreigners.

Liu Zhenqing’s unease grew incrementally, and just as he was lost in thought, he saw Han Ye walk over.

Song Xingmu and Yi Chuan quickly invited him to eat.

Han Ye asked Liu Zhenqing when he planned to leave for Medical Valley.

The location of Medical Valley was at the junction of Southern Shu and Great Zhou.

Liu Zhenqing naturally said that he would wait for Huo Fenglie to determine the time.

Huo Fenglie didn’t return until noon. As soon as he came back, he said to Liu Zhenqing: “The emperor has given me a secret decree.”

Liu Zhenqing was a little surprised: “Haven’t those court officials been here for several days?”

“It was delivered this morning.” Huo Fenglie directly showed the secret decree to Liu Zhenqing.

Liu Zhenqing opened it and read through it, frowning. What a coincidence?

The secret decree stated that it was recently discovered that the Southern Shu Kingdom intended to make a move, and that something felt wrong. Huo Fenglie should go directly to Nanfeng City to look into it on the emperor’s behalf. The emperor had already sent a message to the City Lord of Nanfeng City, telling him to receive Huo Fenglie.

And Nanfeng City was separated from the Western Shu Kingdom by a dense, primitive forest.


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Chapter Ninety-Eight << Table of Contents >> Chapter One Hundred

Let’s Talk When You Wake Up – Chapter 19

The October morning breeze was cool and clear. The temperature brushing against the surface of his skin was enough to make him shiver, but unfortunately could not extinguish the silent, burning flame in Pei Xi’s heart.

After exiting the winding villa community and before going to work, he had to return home first and change out of his overly youthful clothes.

Emails and messages had piled up after just one day. He briefly scanned the subject lines in the car and did a quick review of the backlog of messages.

Simple policy decisions and planning mandates had already been made on his behalf. Assistant Xiao Gu had handled the situation very well, and did not create any trouble for him nor any messes that needed to be dealt with.

In the end, there was nothing that was not satisfactory.

He put down his phone and rubbed the space between his eyebrows with his fingertips, trying to diffuse the worries accumulated there.

However, his success was minimal.

Before exiting the car, he called Xiao Gu and informed him in advance that he would be arriving at the company in half an hour, and asked him to move all of his afternoon meetings to the morning.

And in addition, to collect all of the projects that needed to be finalized by him personally. He would handle it all within the day.

“All of it…..today?”

Xiao Gu couldn’t help his astonishment, and confirmed again: “President Pei, there are two meetings today, a partner who needs to see you in person, five project plans, and annual financials—”

“All of it.”

Pei Xi interrupted him in a low voice: “Send the reports to my email. Don’t make me ask a second time.”

“Oh, yes, of course, of course.”

Xiao Gu responded hastily. Listening to the sound of the phone being hung up neatly, he could only wipe the non-existent sweat from his forehead.

It was here.

The long-unseen pressure of his immediate boss in a bad mood had come once more.

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The feeling of an empty stomach was not pleasant. When he got home, Pei Xi had originally planned to eat something to hold him over before changing his clothes and going out.

But as soon as he stepped into the kitchen, he saw two sandwiches in various degrees of mutilation on a plate at the far side of the counter, and the anger that had just been deliberately numbed by a busy work schedule rekindled with raging momentum.

Before today, he had never felt so ridiculously naive.

Had he actually thought He Chuzhou was a good person?

Short-term obligation fundamentally did not represent long-term good behavior. It was very possible that this was just his psychological adjustment due to extreme exhaustion and overindulgence.

A person who went to nightclubs to drink with a gang of scoundrels, how good could he be?!

For people like He Chuzhou, who had long-frequented the red-light district, there was no bottom line or lower limit. There was no telling how many companions he had gone through in bed. No wonder he could deal with people so easily and skilfully.

It was unknown how many times he said those sweet words, how many people had been coaxed using the same tricks, how many occasions he spent so much money, and how many little companions he cooked dinner for with endless attentiveness and patience.

He truly couldn’t accept that after losing his memory, he could be coaxed by these tricks.

There were so many unsettling emotions, not just the anger of being deceived, but even more so the humiliation of being teased at will when his self-awareness was weak.

The transfer of memories went one way, and he remembered everything that happened when he was confused, frame by frame, with incomparable clarity.

But it was precisely because of this that the intense emotions he felt then were so hard to get rid of now.

He was like an inexperienced fool, a dunce, believing that everything was real, actually believing in full that that person was really…..really…..

His dislike for that person had reached a whole new level!

The congested and stuffy feeling in his chest persisted, spreading throughout his body as he breathed. It seemed that even his empty stomach was full to the brim, leaving him with no appetite at all.

He closed his eyes, exhaled a heavy breath, and neatly tipped the two cold sandwiches into the trash can.

He went back to the bedroom and changed clothes, doing up his tie. Before he finished up and left, his gaze happened to land on the rubber pig beside the bed.

On four short hooves, it stood silently on the edge of the bedside table, and at this moment, its originally innocent and naive look revealed an incomparable mocking ridicule.

Pei Xi fixed his eyes on it for two seconds, his expression frosty.

When this person left and quickly closed the door, the bedside table was empty.

The rubber pig lay silently inside the trash can, a foolish smile on its face.

*

*

“President Pei, the minutes for yesterday’s meetings have been sorted out and sent to your mailbox.”

“The plans for several recent projects are on your desk, and the modified areas need your reconfirmation.”

“The list of visitors with appointments is also there. I’ve rejected all of the unnecessary ones for you.”

“In addition, some developers from tech companies want to recommend some new products to you…..”

Inside the office, Xiao Gu methodically conveyed the current work progress to Pei Xi.

Afterwards, the latter’s attention was focused on things unrelated to work.

Yesterday had to be the last time.

He absolutely could not let himself go looking for that bastard today.

If he entered a nightclub with pools of wine and forests of meat, who knew if he would be coaxed by a night of soft whispers, or whose bed he might wake up in.

“The projects that have begun are progressing smoothly, and the workload is much lower than before. You can have a good rest…..”

Xiao Gu’s speech gradually slowed. As he spoke, he carefully observed his boss’s face.

Hm…..it wasn’t very good.

Had that plan been poorly revised?

Why did he need to stare at it for so long?

The paper was crumpled.

“……President Pei?”

He hesitated for a moment, then asked tentatively: “Is there a problem with the project?”

“President Pei? President Pei?”

Pei Xi returned to his senses and looked up. The light reflecting from his lenses made it difficult to see the emotion in his eyes: “What?”

Xiao Gu could only ask again: “Is there something wrong with the project? Does it need to be revised?”

“No need.” Pei Xi set the documents aside and removed his glasses, rubbing the bridge of his nose: “Just act according to the above and make adjustments during the follow-up. I have nothing else, you go and get to work.”

Xiao Gu nodded, and couldn’t help but express his concern before leaving: “President Pei, you don’t seem to be feeling well. Would you like to rest first?”

“No need.”

The last thing he should do now was rest. “Make me a cup of coffee, no sugar.”

Xiao Gu delivered the coffee quickly and went out again. Steam wafted from the coffee cup, and the bitter scent filled Pei Xi’s nose. He took a small sip and put it down with a frown.

The feeling of dizziness grew increasingly worse. Excluding lack of sleep, it could only be a cold.

He gripped the table to stand up, planning to go to the lounge and find the medicine left there last time. It took him two steps to realize that his limbs felt weak, and so did the rest of his body.

This anything but reassuring premonition caused him to endure the discomfort and persist in walking to the sofa.

Unfortunately, he didn’t even have time to sit down before his vision went black and he fainted onto the carpet.

The afternoon sun shone through the gaps in the thick clouds, striving to form radiant shapes that spread from the floor-to-ceiling windows to the lounge in straight lines.

As time went by, the area of light spread inch by inch.

Just as it was about to climb onto the smooth back of his hand, the owner of the hand slowly opened his eyes.

In the empty lounge, he gasped softly and tried several times before he finally raised his upper body to recline on the sofa.

His eyes circled around blankly, and finally landed on the cell phone lying silently on the floor.

An indescribable feeling of fatigue enveloped his entire body. He leaned into the sofa and closed his eyes for a while, then reached out for the phone and dialed a familiar number.

*

*

“President He, this is our latest developed robotic arm. It has adopted the most advanced smart chip technology, and it is also equipped with an infrared sensing function, face scanning, and QR code scanning……”

His pocket vibrated several times, and He Chuzhou took out his cell phone. Above was Wu Qing’s urging message: 

[What time do you get off work? Come here quickly, I’ve ordered everything.]

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[There’s not only duck heads, but also marinated spicy crayfish that Laurel’s chef purchased at a high price. The taste is different from outside. It’s so delicious.]

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[There’s a new gadget, smart 4D projection glasses. Wear it, and there will be countless handsome guys and beauties partying around you!]

[Hurry up, ah, they’re waiting for you!]

He Chuzhou actually didn’t quite understand why this guy was so fond of going to bars to eat duck heads and crayfish.

He exited the image, and had opened the keyboard to reply when a sudden call came in.

When he saw the caller, he raised his eyebrows without a hint of surprise. There was a hint of a smile in them that he didn’t even notice, and he said with self-satisfaction after the call connected: “Xiao Pei, where did you run off to again?”

The promoter of the robotic arm had recommended himself for the job. He had full confidence in the research and development, and had made sufficient preparations before coming, so he was bound to be able to sell it.

But who could have known that unplanned changes would occur.

Just as he was about to announce the climax, where the robotic arm would mix drinks, the important audience member hastily left the venue after receiving a phone call, leaving only one sentence: “Further details should be directed to my assistant.”

Directed…..to the assistant…..

The promoter withdrew his stunned gaze from where He Chuzhou’s back had disappeared and turned to look at Yun Ji, who was smiling but obviously not easy to fool.

“…….”

He was fucked.

*

*

Pei Xi couldn’t remember why he was here, nor could he take out his employee card and use the special elevator.

He Chuzhou had no choice but to take this person down the employee elevator, and in front of Pei Group’s employees, “swaggeringly kidnap their president.”

Thus, unsurprisingly, the gossip groups on both sides contributed new information: 

[President He came to the door and took my President Pei away!]

[What’s the situation? Have they actually been to the Civil Affairs Bureau?]

[Ahhhhhhhh, screaming and running wildly. I set loose 800 wild boars!]

[No, I don’t agree with this marriage]

[Commander-in-chief He has returned, but the best dowry for a man is chastity, ah, my people! He is not worthy of him!]

[Then you are appointed to break them up. Are you going or not?]

[President He is moving too fast. How long has he been in pursuit? President Pei, President Pei can’t keep up, ah!]

[The good crop~is being eaten~by a pig~]

[Plus, they were holding hands when they went out. Okay, President He must be satisfied to death, right?]

*

*

His life arranged beyond recognition, He Chuzhou stood before the door of the car. He looked at the person in the passenger seat, who refused on his life to go to the hospital from beginning to end, and looked at him from head to toe. He asked repeatedly: “You’ve really recovered? You’re not dizzy anymore?”

Pei Xi drank some energy water and ate the chocolate cake He Chuzhou had brought at the last minute, gradually gaining strength. Although he was mentally distressed, his expression wasn’t as bad as before.

“How could you have hypoglycemia?”

Frowning, He Chuzhou helped him hold the water: “Don’t tell me you haven’t eaten all day.”

Heavens knew how alarmed he was when he received the call just now and heard Pei Xi say pitifully that he had just fainted and woken up. His heart was beating so fast.

On the way here, he accidentally ran a red light and was probably slapped with an electronic ticket.

It was a pity that Pei Xi couldn’t remember.

He didn’t even remember why he was alone in his dad’s office.

“Maybe he wanted you to go over and deliver some documents or something.”

He Chuzhou randomly made up an excuse and leaned down to touch his face. It was still cold: “Are you hungry?”

Pei Xi nodded.

After that, he seemed to feel that he hadn’t expressed his hunger well, so he added rigorously: “Very hungry.”

Okay, it seemed that he hadn’t eaten all day.

He Chuzhou was so angry that his teeth itched. It was difficult not to act fiercely, but he could only grind his back molars and rub his hair hard: “You’re so worrisome!”

He couldn’t tell which was more important, work or his body.

Pei Xi lowered his head and said nothing. When He Chuzhou finished venting his anger, he silently pulled the other’s hand down and buried his face in it.

Long eyelashes fluttered across his palm, tickling slightly.

Now he couldn’t even be angry anymore.

He Chuzhou let out a resigned sigh and held that face with both hands, giving it a comforting squeeze: “Forget it. Finish the cake first and then think about what else you want to eat. I’ll take you to get it.”

Pei Xi thought seriously, then shook his head: “Chuzhou, I have no appetite.”

That said, he handed the cake in his hand to He Chuzhou: “I don’t want to eat anything.”

He was very hungry, and still didn’t want to eat?

How could this be?

He Chuzhou quickly ran through the restaurants he knew in his mind, but before he could narrow them down, Wu Qing sent another message:

[What are you doing?]

[I’ve been waiting until all the flowers have withered, why haven’t you come?]

He Chuzhou didn’t have time to deal with him at the moment. But just when he was about to turn the phone off, he had a sudden flash of inspiration.

He scrolled up in his chat history and clicked on the image of spicy duck head on a platter, showing it to Pei Xi: “Do you want to eat this?”

It looked excellent in color, aroma, and taste, and could very easily whet the appetite.

Pei Xi stared at it for a few seconds, and his curiosity was greater than his appetite: “I haven’t eaten it before. Is it tasty?”

“Definitely.”

Seeing that he had fallen into the trap, He Chuzhou raised his lips in a smile and put away the cell phone. He ate the cake that Pei Xi couldn’t finish in a few bites and shut the car door: “I’ll take you to have a taste.”


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Chapter 18 << Table of Contents >> Chapter 20

After Rebirth, the Prime Minister Just Wants To Call It Quits – Chapter Ninety-Eight

Liu Zhenqing expressed his disdain: “No matter how beautiful the night is, how can you help me?”

“Don’t forget that when I pursue a person, I catch them easily.” Song Xingmu raised his head proudly.

Liu Zhenqing remained stubborn, saying: “Why should I pursue someone? I just want him to hurry up and face the facts. I’ve begun to wonder if he only loves the Liu Zhenqing of the past.”

“Why do you care so much? Just be happy while you have the chance, it’s too late to change anything now. There’s no use in using drugs on you, but it’s fine to give them to him and make him unable to control himself.” Song Xingmu said this with a wicked smile.

Liu Zhenqing’s heart palpitated at just the thought, ah, because he was impatient with Huo Fenglie’s restraint.

But he still said decently: “Am I this kind of person?”

Song Xingmu said: “The brave will sate their hunger and the timid will starve. Look over there.”

Liu Zhenqing looked over and saw that at some point, He Lan had placed a hand on Qin Yu’s shoulder. With an extremely enthusiastic attitude, he tried to get Qin Yu to drink wine. This evil intention could be clearly seen across the table.

What surprised Liu Zhenqing was that Qin Yu was very cooperative this time and didn’t kick that person away. Could it be that their relationship had truly made great progress? Or was he already drunk? But the wine He Lan had found really had a lot of stamina.

“Men, ah, as long as they have sex, anything can be figured out. You should have sex first, then fall in love.” Song Xingmu said boldly: “And if there are any problems again, just do it a few more times. Once the body is exhausted, the heart will be happy.”

Hearing these words, even Liu Zhenqing felt a little uncomfortable. This person really deserved to be the Sea King.

Liu Zhenqing poked fun at him, saying: “Are you planning to use this trick on Yi Chuan, ah? He has been by your side for many years, but you’ve never made a move. I thought you kept him at your side because of your attraction to him.”

“It’s because I didn’t think his talent should be wasted, okay?” Song Xingmu was quick to speak resolutely. 

Liu Zhenqing squinted at him.

Song Xingmu felt that he couldn’t hide anything from this brother who knew everything. “Fine, I fell in love with him at first sight. It is no exaggeration to say that my feelings for him are getting deeper and deeper, but he is a person who hates men to the extreme. You also know the reason for that. There is really nothing to be done in such a situation. I can’t force him to think of such a sad thing. So I just can’t pursue him, that’s all. It’s not bad to be together like this for the rest of our lives.”

Liu Zhenqing gave a small sigh. It was unknown if choosing someone unattainable could be considered the Sea King’s retribution. After all, what happened to Yi Chuan’s brother had once dealt a heavy blow to him. This kind of psychological problem was difficult to deal with, and Song Xingmu could only hold back in order to avoid hurting him. As a result, so many years had been wasted.

“Then what if he wants to get married and have children in the future?” Liu Zhenqing asked curiously. After all, Yi Chuan was younger than Song Xingmu.

Song Xingmu stared blankly and said: “Then I will probably find a way to snatch away his fiance and not give him a chance to marry. Just with my face and my ability to coax girls, it would be easy to win against a youngster like him.”

Liu Zhenqing opened his mouth wide in astonishment, but Song Xingmu smiled and said: “I’m just kidding. Naturally, I would send gifts and blessings.”

According to Liu Zhenqing’s understanding of this brother, it hadn’t felt like a joke at all. He even thought that this kind of thing might have happened before, and that anyone who fell in love with Yi Chuan would be lured away by Song Xingmu before he turned around. He was so petty. How could he allow the person he liked to become someone else’s?

While the two of them talked, they were unaware that Yi Chuan was crouched at the foot of the outer wall of the courtyard with a heated bottle of wine. His head was buried in his arms, completely concealing his expression.

When Yi Chuan returned with the wine, Song Xingmu’s conversation topic had evolved to a restricted level.

“Be honest, do you know what goes on between men? It’s not just touching like last time.”

“Nonsense, of course I know.” Liu Zhenqing had drunk a little too much alcohol and was unwilling to be looked down upon.

Song Xingmu instructed: “No matter how you look at it, you are the one who will be the recipient. So you’ll have to be prepared, otherwise you will suffer a lot when the time comes. Just looking at Huo Fenglie’s physique…..”

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a bang.

Song Xingmu looked up and saw that a dark-faced Yi Chuan had put the bottle down. Song Xingmu promptly waved his hands and said: “You sit aside and drink. Don’t listen, kid.”

Yi Chuan really didn’t want to listen to this kind of thing, so he might as well sit farther away. But when he thought of what Song Xingmu had said before, he couldn’t help but prick up his ears.

In fact, ever since he completed his studies and descended the mountain to follow Song Xingmu, although Song Xingmu behaved wildly, he really never really did anything with others. So even though it was known that Song Xingmu liked men, it was still not clear whether he was the giver or receiver in a relationship between men.

Yi Chuan glanced at Song Xingmu. After so many years, he felt that the other man could still pass for a man or a woman, so he should be the receiver.

In fact, Yi Chuan often thought that if Song Xingmu was actually a woman, he would have already established a successful career and married him. After all, he was the one who fell in love with Song Xingmu at first sight when he was dressed as a woman.

Over there, Song Xingmu drank too much, talked too much, and continued to disseminate common sense to his good brother.

When he heard that Liu Zhenqing really hadn’t seen Huo Fenglie’s size, the drunk Song Xingmu said that he would take him to go and have a look. So without saying a word, he grabbed Liu Zhenqing’s collar and flew away with him.

Seeing that Song Xingmu was clearly drunk, Yi Chuan was afraid that he would mess with his hand, so he followed after him quickly.

The remaining two people returned to their senses when they saw such commotion.

“What are they doing?” Qin Yu asked.

“They drank too much, so they’re going to use the latrine. Don’t worry about it, let’s keep drinking,” He Lan said enthusiastically.

Qin Yu pushed away his offer to drink: “I won’t.”

After saying this, he stood and went to leave, but he didn’t even take two steps when he began to stumble. He Lan stepped forward and held him: “I told you that your drinking capacity is not as good as mine. Come on, I’ll take you back.” As he spoke, his hands touched Qin Yu’s slender waist from time to time.

Qin Yu gave him a sideways glance, but didn’t stop him, allowing He Lan to carry him back to the room.

He Lan spoke with a smile: “Right, Zhanyuan and the others will be leaving in two days. We might as well go with them. In any case, someone from the capital will naturally handle the rest. We’ve worked so hard all the way, so we should have a good rest.”

“You’re probably afraid to return to the capital,” Qin Yu said in a heavy voice.

He Lan said in an exaggerated manner: “Yes, ah, I’m so afraid. Afraid that I’ll be enslaved when I go back, and I want a vacation, a vacation! So, ah, Qin Zichuan, you can’t go back either. If you go back, you will expose me.”

Qin Yu said nothing. In fact, they both knew that when they returned to the capital, they would no longer be just Qin Yu and He Lan. And they were Dongchang and Jinyiwei. Even if both of those looked good on the outside, nobody knew what they were like on the inside.

He Lan put him on the bed and deliberately didn’t get up, deliberately keeping that position for a while. Then he raised his head with a smile: “What should be done? I seem to be drunk too. I can’t stand up, and I can’t go back. How about you let me sleep here?”

He Lan gave a shameless smile, and Qin Yu looked at him expressionlessly.

He Lan raised an eyebrow, and ambiguity gradually gleamed in his eyes. “Zichuan, do you want to…..”

Suddenly, Qin Yu flipped over and reversed their positions.

He Lan was startled. Thinking that Qin Yu couldn’t resist exploiting an opportunity, he raised his hand to cover his face.

But in the next second, gentle lips descended.

This was the first time Qin Yu had taken the initiative to kiss him. He Lan was very confused for a moment, but when he reacted, he was like an eagle catching prey, never letting go.

But this night, Qin Yu’s behavior was different. The previous times happened due to drugs, and Qin Yu was almost always passive. But this time, without the drugs, Qin Yu’s initiative almost made He Lan want to stay in bed with this person until death.

Looking back afterwards, perhaps it was because Qin Yu thought it would be their last time. Only then could he give up all dignity and only seek satisfaction without leaving behind any regrets.

And that night, that fair, delicate body took control of the situation in bed for almost half the time, yet was still weak and boneless. The image could never be erased from He Lan’s mind.

On the other side, Liu Zhenqing was slightly rejuvenated by the cool breeze on the roof. When he was able to react, he saw Song Xingmu point to the roof tiles and say: “Go down and have a closer look, ah.”

Liu Zhenqing: ……

Before Liu Zhenqing could do anything, Huo Fenglie’s voice came from below. He had great martial arts skills, and could certainly sense it when there were people standing on the roof.

But he couldn’t leave the medicinal bath, so he could only give a warning.

“Who is it?”

As soon as he heard the voice, Song Xingmu looked troubled and said quickly: “Hurry up.”

Liu Zhenqing was still confused when he saw Song Xingmu use his good hand to lift up the tiles and open a skylight in the room. Then he was grabbed, and Liu Zhenqing felt the belt of his robes being ripped off as he was thrown down from the skylight.

Yi Chuan to the side watched everything, dumbfounded. In the blink of an eye, he was dragged away by Song Xingmu. It seemed that he was playing a prank, and he really was drunk.

A cry stunned Huo Fenglie, who was preparing to take action. He instantly knew who was falling, and could only use his internal strength to slow him a bit. Then he heard a splash as Liu Zhenqing completed his previously unfinished goal of bathing together and fell directly into Huo Fenglie’s medicinal bath.

Water splashed everywhere. Liu Zhenqing felt Huo Fenglie reach out to support him, but water had splashed into his eyes and he could only open one of them.

But the moment he opened his eye, Liu Zhenqing seemed to see that a leaf had fallen on Huo Fenglie’s shoulder.

His vision was blurry and he couldn’t see clearly. When he was about to open his eyes and take a closer look, Huo Fenglie suddenly pushed Liu Zhenqing into the water as if startled and slightly frightened. He didn’t give him a chance to see it again.

But at this time, Liu Zhenqing could see everything under the water from a different angle.

Cross-legged, Huo Fenglie sat in the bath with nothing covering him. After Liu Zhenqing was pushed down by Huo Fenglie, he almost had a face-to-face encounter with a certain thing.

This moment of stimulation caused Liu Zhenqing to choke on water.

Huo Fenglie also reacted quickly and fished this person out, pulling the back of Liu Zhenqing’s head with one hand and covering his eyes with the other.

Liu Zhenqing coughed for a while before stopping, but his head was still buzzing. Everything had happened so fast just now. He didn’t even know what was going on, but he had achieved his purpose in coming here tonight. He really saw it.

Although he had vaguely seen it through clothing and had touched it casually, he had never really observed it.

Liu Zhenqing didn’t even care about Huo Fenglie covering his eyes, and muttered to himself: “So…..so big.”

It simply made a man feel inferior after seeing it. Right now it was sleeping, but when it woke up, Liu Zhenqing would truly worry about his future, ah!

And Huo Fenglie was also nervous, because at this moment, the tattoo on his body was completely visible. He was afraid that Liu Zhenqing would see it just now, so he had pushed his head down in a hurry. After he came to his senses, he could only cover Liu Zhenqing’s eyes.

As a result, he was caught off guard when he heard such a sentence. It took him a moment to realize what Liu Zhenqing was talking about, and his face instantly turned red with embarrassment.

“Qing…..Qing-ge? What are you doing here?”

Liu Zhenqing quickly shirked the blame and said: “I had nothing to do with it. Song Xingmu got drunk and acted crazy.”

Huo Fenglie looked at the disheveled Liu Zhenqing before him. His undershirt completely outlined the curves of his body due to being soaked, and his black hair was stuck to his crystal-clear skin. He exuded an aroma of wine that made a person dizzy.

Feeling that he could no longer stay like this, Huo Fenglie said: “Let’s get out…..”

“Wait, you haven’t spent enough time in here yet.”

“Then…..you get out.”

Liu Zhenqing was about to acquiesce, but then realized that his eyes had been covered. Speechless, he tried to push Huo Fenglie’s hand away: “What are you doing, ah?

Huo Fenglie remained silent and didn’t respond, nor did he remove his hand. With one hand on the other’s head and the second covering his eyes, he guarded against Liu Zhenqing, fearing that he might suddenly see something.

“I just saw it in the water, there’s no need to be shy. You should be proud.” Liu Zhenqing spoke with a smile, wondering if there was a reaction. So he was embarrassed to let him see it. Hehehe, then he certainly had to take a look.

Huo Fenglie became a bit hotter when he was told this. “Qing-ge…..please move to the back of the tub.”

“Okay, ah. Move your hand, I’ll close my eyes. I promise not to look,” Liu Zhenqing said.

Probably because Liu Zhenqing spoke so airily, Huo Fenglie fell silent.

Liu Zhenqing continued to coax, “Qing-ge swears that he will never look. Whoever opens his eyes is a dog.”

Huo Fenglie still didn’t move. Yes, ah, who was the dog in this trick? Every time, Qing-ge was the one who woofed, showing no credibility at all.

But Huo Fenglie was at his wit’s end. He really wanted to cover himself with a bath towel, but then he would have to let go. According to his understanding of Liu Zhenqing, he would certainly take this opportunity to cause trouble.

However, Liu Zhenqing was currently restless. Knowing that Huo Fenglie would not let go, he began to reach out and feel around.

From Huo Fenglie’s face, to his chest, and then farther down. It was obvious that he was trying to intimidate Huo Fenglie.

Huo Fenglie’s body tensed: “Qing-ge!”

“What are you doing? You can block me. Otherwise I’ll continue to touch the beauty blindfolded.” Liu Zhenqing gave an evil smile and used his trump card, stretching out his hand toward a certain place.

Startled, Huo Fenglie suddenly pulled Liu Zhenqing into his arms, hugging him tightly. Or rather, capturing him. This forced Liu Zhenqing’s arms to go over Huo Fenglie’s shoulders and rest outside the tub. Due to being held tightly, Liu Zhenqing’s hands naturally couldn’t mess with Huo Fenglie’s body.

Liu Zhenqing tried to turn his head and look, but Huo Fenglie held his head down with one hand. This way, even without blindfolding him, Liu Zhenqing couldn’t see any of what was on Huo Fenglie. Now Liu Zhenqing was no threat to Huo Fenglie at all, and could only smack him on the head angrily.

Huo Fenglie had just breathed a sigh of relief when he felt the person in his arms move.

His face suddenly tensed. Because this action basically made Liu Zhenqing sit on Huo Fenglie in the most intimate position.

And the place where…..

Liu Zhenqing chuckled in his ear, stirring up waves of heat and embarrassment and making him too ashamed to show his face. Did Qing-ge feel it?

At this time, Liu Zhenqing was also a little slow to react, and Huo Fenglie was able to pull himself up to sit. This was not what he had wanted to cover up before, but the tattoo.

The tattoo was revealed after being exposed to hot water for a time, so Huo Fenglie took his medicinal baths alone.

Liu Zhenqing asked directly: “You don’t want me to see the tattoo? What is the secret, ah?

“There isn’t one!” Huo Fenglie said quickly.

Liu Zhenqing discovered that this was really a taboo for Huo Fenglie. He didn’t need to dig up the other person’s little secrets to prove his own importance, but he still cared a little bit inside.

“You really can’t show it to me?” Liu Zhenqing lay leisurely in Huo Fenglie’s arms as he said this almost coquettishly.

Huo Fenglie was silent for a moment. “I can’t.”

Such a straightforward statement. What else could Liu Zhenqing say? Everyone had little secrets, and he also had a secret that he dared not tell Huo Fenglie, ah.

So Liu Zhenqing no longer pushed. “Okay, I won’t look at it. However…..”

Liu Zhenqing abruptly turned his head. His lips nearly touched Huo Fenglie’s earlobe like a kiss, and he instantly turned red.

“I really drank too much, and now I’m being tormented like this by you.” Liu Zhenqing twisted like a willow in the water, letting Huo Fenglie feel the changes in his body. “You know we’re both men, Fenglie. Help me like you did before.”

Huo Fenglie was shocked, and said almost dumbly: “Qing-ge, like this…..it isn’t good.”

“You dislike it?”

“N…..no.”

“Then help me. Hurry up.”


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Chapter Ninety-Seven << Table of Contents >> Chapter Ninety-Nine

Let’s Talk When You Wake Up – Chapter 18

“Why did you say we are just good friends?”

Pei Xi’s unhappy mood did not improve from the moment they left the shopping mall to getting into the car. The corners of his mouth were practically a flat line: “We are clearly married.”

“Can good friends hold hands? Can they kiss? Can they sleep—”

“It was just a more fun way of saying it.”

He Chuzhou hastily interrupted the dirty words that were about to come out of Pei Xi’s mouth and summoned up the courage to explain: “And those clerks actually noticed our relationship.”

Pei Xi was suspicious: “Really?”

He Chuzhou affirmed: “Really.”

Pei Xi: “How could they tell?”

“We’re a well-matched couple, ah.” He Chuzhou’s expression didn’t change: “People who have lived together a long time will gradually grow closer in appearance. Don’t you think we are quite similar?”

Pei Xi stared at his face and examined it.

“……”

Forget it, this question was more subjective. He chose not to answer, and expressed his doubts again: “Then how is it fun to call ourselves good friends?”

He Chuzhou: “It’s just like how many people like to call their significant other their roommate. You can think of it as a sort of teasing fun.”

He was really more and more impressed with himself.

Ever since Pei-calico arrived, his ability to bullshit had been improving at the speed of light.

Considering the authenticity of his words, Pei Xi abruptly thought of something and his displeasure turned into curiosity: “So some girls also call their boyfriends ‘brother-in-law’?”

He Chuzhou: “? ? ?”

He suddenly felt as if his own family’s child had been corrupted by the dirty information in this world: “Where did you hear that?”

“When I came to find you this morning.”

Pei Xi said: “I saw a couple come out of a house. The woman called the man ‘brother-in-law’ and asked him if her sister would be angry that he bought her a bag.”

He Chuzhou: “……”

Pei Xi: “So the ‘sister’ in this sentence is also fictional, and to add fun?”

He Chuzhou: “………”

When faced with Pei Xi’s eyes, which were so rigorous that he seemed to be verifying the entire history of human civilization, although He Chuzhou was in a very complicated mood, he could only submit himself to the hole he had dug: “Right, that’s it.”

Pei Xi nodded slowly. He accepted this explanation and did not ask further questions on the topic.

But He Chuzhou looked at his thoughtful expression and felt uneasy, like something wasn’t right.

There was still work to be done in the afternoon. Based on the experience last time, He Chuzhou took him directly to his office.

When work was over, He Chuzhou followed Pei Xi’s wishes to not eat out for dinner and instead went to the nearest supermarket to buy ingredients to cook at home themselves.

Of course, “themselves” referred specifically to He Chuzhou.

Pei Xi didn’t seem to have an understanding of He Chuzhou’s true level of cooking skills, and was still thinking about making a sumptuous dinner to make up for the meal earlier.

But He Chuzhou’s understanding was already very clear.

So after arriving at home, he decisively took over the responsibility of cooking and refused to let Pei Xi touch a single knife, dish, pot, or bowl in the kitchen.

And he named it euphemistically: An inspection of the results of his teaching.

Pei Xi was very worried about him: “Are you able to do it? Can you recognize sugar and salt? Can you tell the difference between shallots and garlic sprouts?”

“Naturally.” He Chuzhou tied an apron on himself. “I’m your proud disciple, Pei-laoshi. Have more confidence in yourself.”

When he was alone in a foreign country, the people there rarely had hot, freshly-cooked food, and it was so unpalatable that it could ruin a person’s taste buds. He had developed his cooking skills at that time.

He prepared the raw materials, skillfully blanched them in a pot, washed and chopped the vegetables, and handled the complex cooking process with ease.

Pei Xi stood to the side and watched for a while. The initial worry in his eyes gradually faded, and they quietly became dim and lost.

“Chuzhou, you’re so skillful.”

He spoke in a whisper, the volume so low that it was more like he was talking to himself: “You learned so well and so quickly, and you’re even better than me.”

Fortunately, the two of them were very close, and He Chuzhou heard every word he said. Thinking once again of the other’s chaotic cooking skills, he was amused, but responded modestly: “No, no, it is Laoshi who taught me well.”

When he said this, the person next to him went quiet and didn’t say anything for a long while.

He Chuzhou couldn’t get used to it, and turned to look at him, only to realize that Pei Xi was in a low mood.

The few days they had spent together was enough for him to glean a bit of information.

For example, that Pei Xi preferred light colors, he didn’t like to eat fish, and…..and that Pei Xi in pet mode was as fragile as a snail that had lost its shell. He needed to be coaxed, accompanied, cared for, and comforted. He needed someone to hold him with one hand and cover his eyes with the other, creating a new shell for him to protect him from the wind and rain.

So he slowed down and spoke softly, his smile never fading: “Xiao Pei-laoshi, why are you unhappy?”

Pei Xi glanced at him, then lowered his head and continued to stare at the steaming pot: “Why did you want to learn to cook, and why are you so good at it?”

He Chuzhou: “Isn’t it a good thing that I’ve learned?”

“It’s not good.”

Pei Xi spoke, and after a couple of seconds’ pause, he whispered again: “It’s not good.”

How could it be good?

“Now that you’ve learned, you don’t need me anymore.”

The sweet and sour pork ribs were almost ready, and the aroma suffused the kitchen. Pei Xi sniffed it attentively and felt that it was much better than he was capable of.

He could do it himself.

Of course Pei Xi was no longer needed.

His thoughts drifted away with the steam and he lost his center of gravity, swaying as he fell into confusion……

Then the top of his head was stroked, neither lightly nor forceful.

He returned to his senses and raised his head just in time to watch He Chuzhou straighten up. The scattered hair over Pei Xi’s forehead was a little messy after being ruffled.

“My hands aren’t free, so I can only do this.”

He Chuzhou’s voice was helpless, his expression particularly lazy and relaxed when he looked down. 

His eyes were deep and level, with no trace of gloom inside them.

“Don’t think up nonsense. It’s unnecessary.”

“Think about how difficult it is to cook. Since I’ve learned how, you can be liberated from it.”

“Besides, I studied well just so that I could take better care of you, didn’t I?”

Pei Xi was taken aback by his unhurried tone. It was like some desolate place was being carefully filled, and his eyelashes trembled. He didn’t speak again for a long time.

The pork rib sauce was almost ready. He Chuzhou estimated the time, opened the lid, brought over the plate, and got to work.

When he took the last spoonful, there was suddenly a tight grip on his waist, along with a warmth on his back that didn’t belong to him. 

Pei Xi hugged him from behind and buried his head in his shoulders like a clingy koala. The muffled “thank you” sounded childish.

He Chuzhou had never been hugged in such a way before, and wasn’t used to it. He felt a little itchy, and his ears were a bit warm.

Putting the last spoonful of ribs on the plate, he moved his hand to the side and was about to speak, when he heard the koala clinging to his back say in a muffled voice: “Brother-in-law.”

He Chuzhou: “……”

He Chuzhou: “……….”

The heat on his earlobes receded as fast as lightning.

His hand shook, and a piece of ribs rolled to the ground. He Xingxing, who had been squatting there for a long time, excitedly took it back to his kennel.

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“Don’t use ‘Brother-in-law.’”

“That sort of thing is for young people nowadays.”

“Not that you aren’t young……and I’m certainly not old.”

“We are honorable scholars and intellectuals who don’t use such language for lewd fun.”

After dinner, He Chuzhou spent a full five minutes firmly warning Pei Xi to not use words involving proper human relationships so casually, such as “Brother-in-law.”

Pei Xi listened attentively like a good student, and asked: “Then when exactly can it be used?”

He Chuzhou: “Don’t use it at any time! Be obedient.”

“Okay.”

Pei Xi responded calmly, but his tone was somewhat disappointed: “I thought you wanted to have fun with me.”

He Chuzhou: “……”

He had lifted a rock and dropped it on his own foot again. If it could be visualized, he would be partially disabled from the ankles down.

Never mind.

He patted his forehead and stood up: “I’m going to take a shower first.” A cold shower to calm down.

Pei Xi gave a hum and stood up with his pajamas, following him step by step.

He Chuzhou turned back: “What are you doing?”

Pei Xi said in a matter-of-fact tone: “In a normal marital relationship, this shouldn’t be considered lewd fun, right?”

He Chuzhou: “……”

He Chuzhou held his shoulders, turned him around, and gave him a gentle push: “Not really, but it’s unnecessary.” 

“I move around a lot while bathing, and I would end up slamming you into the wall.”

Holding the pajamas in his arms, Pei Xi could only watch as He Chuzhou walked into the bathroom. He turned back to the bed and sat down, in a daze for a while. Then he picked up his phone and started to search for the correct way to peel a tomato.

Before the page loaded, the screen suddenly went black.

It was out of battery.

Looking around, he used the cable on the bedside table to charge it. Then he picked up the black cell phone next to him and asked the person in the bathroom: “Chuzhou, can I use your phone to check something?”

His voice came from the other side of the door: “Go ahead. The unlock password is the same as the payment password.”

Pei Xi entered 049123, and it unlocked successfully. The main page wallpaper was a rolling quantum ball, with a featureless system customization.

Not good-looking.

Why wasn’t there a photo of them together?

Pei Xi frowned slightly and opened the wallpaper settings, only to find that there were no pictures of them together in the album. There were all sorts of photos of He Xingxing, occasionally interspersed with a stuffed toy and a cow-spotted cat.

The furrow on his brow deepened.

He exited the settings, turned on the camera, and took a few shots of himself.

Then he clicked into the settings again and set one of them as the wallpaper.

This was much more pleasing to the eye.

He exited with satisfaction and opened the webpage to continue searching for tomato scrambled egg recipes.

Not long after, a pop-up window suddenly appeared at the top of the screen:

[Laurel came up with a new trick, and I also ordered some spicy duck heads. You’ll definitely like them. Let’s try it together tomorrow night?]

Laurel?

New trick?

Duck heads?


What.

Pei Xi didn’t understand it, but this did not affect his real-time delivery: “Chuzhou, Wu Qing sent you a message.”

He Chuzhou: “Don’t worry about it, I’ll get back to him later when I come out.”

Pei Xi also had no intention to care about it, and dismissed the pop-up window, continuing to study the recipe intently.

One after another, they finished taking their showers, and when Pei Xi came out, He Chuzhou was already reclining in bed as he looked at his phone.

He slipped into bed with ease and buried his head between He Chuzhou’s shoulder and the pillow to avoid the light, looking like he was going to sleep soon.

He Chuzhou: “You’re sleepy already?”

Pei Xi responded vaguely.

He Chuzhou stopped looking at his phone and turned the light off: “Okay, then go to sleep.”

He paused for a moment, then said worriedly: “This won’t work. If I sleep like this, will I get kicked again tomorrow?”

Just as he finished muttering, a head crept into his arms.

Pei Xi hugged him and buried his head into his chest, as if seeking a sense of security: “Chuzhou.”

He Chuzhou: “En?”

Pei Xi: “You’ll stay with me always, right?”

The room wrapped in darkness was dim and unclear, making Pei Xi’s voice particularly distinct and vulnerable.

He Chuzhou gave a quiet sigh, and was once again defeated in a draw.

“Definitely, ah.”

He lifted his hands to hug him back and patted his back comfortingly: “I’ll be there whenever you need me, so go to sleep.”

He could endure as long as he didn’t die.

He was in a good state of mind beforehand, but unfortunately, that did not transmit to him after falling asleep.

Early the next morning, when he was rolled out of bed with the quilt by force again, he was still breathing deeply, half-asleep, with a befuddled look on his face.

Looking at the cold-faced Pei Xi, he got up and quickly changed his clothes. Gradually waking up, he rubbed the bridge of his nose in exhaustion: “You—”

“Shut up.”

Pei Xi’s voice was darker than his expression, practically forming a layer of frost: “Don’t let me hear your voice.”

He Chuzhou: “……?”

With question marks blooming on his head, he watched Pei Xi’s back as he strode away and dazedly stoked the head of the excited dog next to him.

What was going on?

Hadn’t they both adapted to it?

Why was his temper still getting worse?

Was he not a morning person?

Or had he rolled over and crushed him during the night? ? ?


T/N: Sorry for the sporadic updates, everyone! Me and my cat Willow have both been sick the past week, but we’re improving with meds and rest!


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